Ambush at Station 44-Delta (End!)
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 1 Posted)
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 1 Posted)
That board is well done! I can't wait to see how this plays out.
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 1 Posted)
Turn 2
Cyborgs:
Dr. Korgo immediately rushes in and fries two Space Fuckers with his lightning shotgun. "Yes, you will be wery useful for my experiments!" he laughs as the scent of sizzling flesh fills his olfactory receptors
The cyborgs activate their two remaining brothers.
They then arm themselves
Peach Mercs:
The first shotgun guy critfails, jamming his gun. the second guy misses thanks to the Space Fucker's cover
The two mercs on the catwalk run into the meeting room and fire at Schlanger, but can't beat his heavy armor
The last guy emerges to overwatch at the bridge
Captain Maya throws a gravity bomb at the Space Fuckers.
Her feat is successful, and she disrupts the clustered Space Fuckers
Then she clambers up onto the catwalk
Space Fuckers: (NPC'd due to lack of orders)
Cmdr. Schlanger uses HIS feat to right himself in midair with his jetpack
He swoops down and eviscerates one of the peach troopers.
The other is a little frightened.
Her fear proves to be groundless, however, as Schlanger never gets a chance at her. Instead, Vyala and the last Fucker recover from disruption and gun her down.
The last Space Fucker kills one of the shotgun guards. Response fire from the guy on the catwalk misses.
OVERWATCH:
KILL TABLE:
Space Fuckers: 4, and 3 KIA
Peach Mercs: 1, and 3 + Lt. RoboKurt KIA
Cyborgs: 2
Orders for turn 3 are due Monday the 16th at midnight!
Cyborgs:
Dr. Korgo immediately rushes in and fries two Space Fuckers with his lightning shotgun. "Yes, you will be wery useful for my experiments!" he laughs as the scent of sizzling flesh fills his olfactory receptors
The cyborgs activate their two remaining brothers.
They then arm themselves
Peach Mercs:
The first shotgun guy critfails, jamming his gun. the second guy misses thanks to the Space Fucker's cover
The two mercs on the catwalk run into the meeting room and fire at Schlanger, but can't beat his heavy armor
The last guy emerges to overwatch at the bridge
Captain Maya throws a gravity bomb at the Space Fuckers.
Her feat is successful, and she disrupts the clustered Space Fuckers
Then she clambers up onto the catwalk
Space Fuckers: (NPC'd due to lack of orders)
Cmdr. Schlanger uses HIS feat to right himself in midair with his jetpack
He swoops down and eviscerates one of the peach troopers.
The other is a little frightened.
Her fear proves to be groundless, however, as Schlanger never gets a chance at her. Instead, Vyala and the last Fucker recover from disruption and gun her down.
The last Space Fucker kills one of the shotgun guards. Response fire from the guy on the catwalk misses.
OVERWATCH:
KILL TABLE:
Space Fuckers: 4, and 3 KIA
Peach Mercs: 1, and 3 + Lt. RoboKurt KIA
Cyborgs: 2
Orders for turn 3 are due Monday the 16th at midnight!
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 2 Posted!)
Ooooh it's on now
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 2 Posted!)
wait, what do you mean npc'd? ... Oh, crap. Wifi issues, it didn't send for some fuckkin reason... Sorry!
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 2 Posted!)
lol, no prob, hope I didn't ruin any plans you had running them this turn
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 2 Posted!)
secret factions
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 2 Posted!)
yep secret factions still incoming, won't arrive until part two of the battle though. sorry, I should have said at the beginning that it'd be a little while before they showed up!
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 3 Posted!)
Turn 3
Cyborgs
Two cyborgs run up the eastern stairs towards the catwalk
The other two cyborgs attack Vyala, both hit but both get 1s for damage, lol
At point-blank range, Dr. Korgo has no trouble blowing this Space Fucker's guts out, however
Peach Mercs:
Captain Maya throws a Pulse Bomb at Schlanger, disrupting him, but his armor protects him once again
She and the peach merc then team fire on Schlanger and finally penetrate his armor, leaving him with 2 HP
This peach trooper dives for his fallen comrade's shotgun, provoking response fire from the Space Fucker
Both shooters find their marks, and the epic standoff ends with no survivors
Space Fuckers:
Vyala helps Schlanger to his feet, since his heavy armor makes recovering from disruption more difficult
The commander, always prepared, produces an anti-cyborg device (read: big bomb)
Heave!
Dr. Korgo and one cyborg are disrupted, the third cyborg is destroyed.
Overwatch:
KILL TABLE:
Space Fuckers: 5, and 5 KIA
Peach Mercs: 2, and 4 + Lt. RoboKurt KIA
Cyborgs: 3, and 1 KIA
Sorry this turn was a little rushed guys, been kinda busy. In the interest of getting this battle moving faster I'm shortening the deadline to two days per turn. So get your orders in by Wednesday at midnight!
Cyborgs
Two cyborgs run up the eastern stairs towards the catwalk
The other two cyborgs attack Vyala, both hit but both get 1s for damage, lol
At point-blank range, Dr. Korgo has no trouble blowing this Space Fucker's guts out, however
Peach Mercs:
Captain Maya throws a Pulse Bomb at Schlanger, disrupting him, but his armor protects him once again
She and the peach merc then team fire on Schlanger and finally penetrate his armor, leaving him with 2 HP
This peach trooper dives for his fallen comrade's shotgun, provoking response fire from the Space Fucker
Both shooters find their marks, and the epic standoff ends with no survivors
Space Fuckers:
Vyala helps Schlanger to his feet, since his heavy armor makes recovering from disruption more difficult
The commander, always prepared, produces an anti-cyborg device (read: big bomb)
Heave!
Dr. Korgo and one cyborg are disrupted, the third cyborg is destroyed.
Overwatch:
KILL TABLE:
Space Fuckers: 5, and 5 KIA
Peach Mercs: 2, and 4 + Lt. RoboKurt KIA
Cyborgs: 3, and 1 KIA
Sorry this turn was a little rushed guys, been kinda busy. In the interest of getting this battle moving faster I'm shortening the deadline to two days per turn. So get your orders in by Wednesday at midnight!
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 2 Posted!)
Noice!!!! That standoff made me laugh!
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 2 Posted!)
Big bomb: perfect!
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 3 Posted!)
Space Fuckers is such an artistic and beautiful name. Also, nice use of FX.
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 3 Posted!)
They deserve their own Nine Inch Nails song.Kommander Ken wrote:Space Fuckers is such an artistic and beautiful name.
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 3 Posted!)
this is the song i think of when I think about the space fuckers... obviously with one word switched around tho....
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Re: Ambush at Station 44-Delta (Turn 3 Posted!)
Turn 4
Peach Mercs:
Captain Maya attempts to throw another pulse bomb, but she's run out [Feat Failed]. She and the last trooper fire on Schlanger but his armor saves him yet again
Then they execute a tactical retreat down the catwalk
Cuborgs:
One cyborg helps Korgo get back on his feet
He then takes cover in the lounge room
Korgo fires at Schlanger and Vyala, but misses
o shit! In a shocking turn no one saw coming, Korgo's cyborgs open fire on the peach trooper and kill him. Genetic material is genetic material is genetic material, and Korgo will have plenty of material to work with tonight
Space Fuckers:
Vyala attempts to buff their armor, but she isn't a real hero, just a lieutenant. Schlanger: "leave the heroic feats to me, babe"
Schlanger then radios in for backup on a special Space Hero channel. "Anybody out there? I could use a hand down here."
A voice answers: "A challenge so big that the great Space Fucker commander James Schlanger can't handle it? I gotta come see this for myself."
Feat successful! Reinforcements are incoming!
Schlanger then brings his BT chain sword to bear on Captain Maya, shattering her deflection shield.
Vyala fires at Maya but doesn't damage her.
The Space Fuckers then make a mighty leap for the exit, and escape successfully from the facility! Objective accomplished!
End of Part One
KILL TABLE:
Space Fuckers: 5, and 5 KIA
Peach Mercs: 2, and 5 + Lt. RoboKurt KIA
Cyborgs: 4, and 1 KIA
But the battle is not over yet...
Peach Mercs:
Captain Maya attempts to throw another pulse bomb, but she's run out [Feat Failed]. She and the last trooper fire on Schlanger but his armor saves him yet again
Then they execute a tactical retreat down the catwalk
Cuborgs:
One cyborg helps Korgo get back on his feet
He then takes cover in the lounge room
Korgo fires at Schlanger and Vyala, but misses
o shit! In a shocking turn no one saw coming, Korgo's cyborgs open fire on the peach trooper and kill him. Genetic material is genetic material is genetic material, and Korgo will have plenty of material to work with tonight
Space Fuckers:
Vyala attempts to buff their armor, but she isn't a real hero, just a lieutenant. Schlanger: "leave the heroic feats to me, babe"
Schlanger then radios in for backup on a special Space Hero channel. "Anybody out there? I could use a hand down here."
A voice answers: "A challenge so big that the great Space Fucker commander James Schlanger can't handle it? I gotta come see this for myself."
Feat successful! Reinforcements are incoming!
Schlanger then brings his BT chain sword to bear on Captain Maya, shattering her deflection shield.
Vyala fires at Maya but doesn't damage her.
The Space Fuckers then make a mighty leap for the exit, and escape successfully from the facility! Objective accomplished!
End of Part One
KILL TABLE:
Space Fuckers: 5, and 5 KIA
Peach Mercs: 2, and 5 + Lt. RoboKurt KIA
Cyborgs: 4, and 1 KIA
But the battle is not over yet...
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