Sekure Korp Lion class smasher

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Sekure Korp Lion class smasher

Postby Mesostopholes » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:24 am

MOBIUS CLENN HERE!!! IS THEIR EVER AN OCCASION WHERE YOU *SCOFF* I DON'T KNOW... NEED TO DISPOSE OF SOME PARTICULARILY UNSEKURE INDIVIDUALS BUT YOU DON'T HAVE THE SPACE TO STORE THEIR BODIES?!? WELL THEN MY GOOD FRIEND I HAVE QUITE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU!!!
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BEHOLD!! THE LION CLASS SMASHER!!! THIS CONVENIENT DEVICE TURNS CROWDS OF PEOPLE INTO ONLY A GALLON OR SO OF PULP!!!! I AM WILLING TO SELL THEM OFF FOR 1.7 SC (studcoin)!!!
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IF YOU BUY NOW WE WILL ALSO INCLUDE A COOKBOOK THAT WILL TEACH YOU EFFECTIVE (AND SEKURE) WAYS OF TURNING YOUR RECENTLY ACQUIRED PULP INTO RATIONS FOR YOUR ARMY!!!!
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Re: Sekure Korp Lion class smasher

Postby sahasrahla » Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:18 am

take my studcoins!!!
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Re: Sekure Korp Lion class smasher

Postby motorhead fan » Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:19 am

I want it! I want all of them!
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