Demons at Dauerdale! (End!)
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 3)
just need orders from Mephistopheles
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 4)
Turn Four
Muscle Squad: (TheVengefulOne)
Scimitar bro finally dispatches his foe
Buffgar decides it's time for a new approach. "Out of the way, scrub."
He returns with a torch, which he uses to ignite all the beer, blood, and piss spilled everywhere
FOOOOMM!!
Unfortunately, most of the beer had pooled on the muscle squad's side of the tavern, and he finds himself surrounded by flames and alcoholic fumes.
Tavern Wenches: (Duerer)
Heedless of the flames, Alice decapitates scimitar bro in vengeance for his nasty treatment of katana girl's corpse. Buffgar is now the last muscleman standing!
Broomhilda mops up some piss-beer, igniting her broom, and rubs it in Buffgar's face. He takes no damage but he is now on fire.
Townsfolk: (motorheadfan)
The remaining townsfolk decide to leave things to the professionals.
Archer dude relocates to a higher vantage point, hoping it'll help his aim.
It doesn't.
The Robbigator can't quite lumber close enough to eat anyone.
Scared peasant, who just wanted a drink, now finds all the precious beer on fire. He debates within himself -- is it worth it...?
Hot & Spicy Legion: (StalinsFavoriteKhat)
The Fallen angel attempts to light the hut on fire, but it's in the middle of a swamp, it's pretty damp. [Feat Failed]
The armor demon slays a knight. By stabbing him in the crotch, looks like
Archers can't take anyone out though
The witch-turned-monster grabs another knight.
CRUNCH
Poor guy
The archers fall back to make way for the advancing legionnaires.
Knights of Prosperia: (Mephistopheles)
The halberdiers attempt a complex cross-cut-combo attack, but it doesn't quite pan out. The fire monster roars angrily.
These three knights team up to avenge their fallen brother.
Lady Emela decides to . . . eat the demon kebab. I don't know why. At least it's pre-cooked
Prince Richie sends one of the archers down from the castle walls to investigate all the hubbub in the tavern. He'd thought the mercenaries inside would come out to help defend the town.
"Move it, scrub."
The archer has no words.
That's it for turn 4! Casualties are mounting, but it's still a pretty even fight so far! Send in orders for turn 5!
Muscle Squad: (TheVengefulOne)
Scimitar bro finally dispatches his foe
Buffgar decides it's time for a new approach. "Out of the way, scrub."
He returns with a torch, which he uses to ignite all the beer, blood, and piss spilled everywhere
FOOOOMM!!
Unfortunately, most of the beer had pooled on the muscle squad's side of the tavern, and he finds himself surrounded by flames and alcoholic fumes.
Tavern Wenches: (Duerer)
Heedless of the flames, Alice decapitates scimitar bro in vengeance for his nasty treatment of katana girl's corpse. Buffgar is now the last muscleman standing!
Broomhilda mops up some piss-beer, igniting her broom, and rubs it in Buffgar's face. He takes no damage but he is now on fire.
Townsfolk: (motorheadfan)
The remaining townsfolk decide to leave things to the professionals.
Archer dude relocates to a higher vantage point, hoping it'll help his aim.
It doesn't.
The Robbigator can't quite lumber close enough to eat anyone.
Scared peasant, who just wanted a drink, now finds all the precious beer on fire. He debates within himself -- is it worth it...?
Hot & Spicy Legion: (StalinsFavoriteKhat)
The Fallen angel attempts to light the hut on fire, but it's in the middle of a swamp, it's pretty damp. [Feat Failed]
The armor demon slays a knight. By stabbing him in the crotch, looks like
Archers can't take anyone out though
The witch-turned-monster grabs another knight.
CRUNCH
Poor guy
The archers fall back to make way for the advancing legionnaires.
Knights of Prosperia: (Mephistopheles)
The halberdiers attempt a complex cross-cut-combo attack, but it doesn't quite pan out. The fire monster roars angrily.
These three knights team up to avenge their fallen brother.
Lady Emela decides to . . . eat the demon kebab. I don't know why. At least it's pre-cooked
Prince Richie sends one of the archers down from the castle walls to investigate all the hubbub in the tavern. He'd thought the mercenaries inside would come out to help defend the town.
"Move it, scrub."
The archer has no words.
That's it for turn 4! Casualties are mounting, but it's still a pretty even fight so far! Send in orders for turn 5!
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 4)
extending the deadline for turn 5 because between work and the holidays I'm not going to be able to work on this until the first week of january. see you next year!
Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 4)
This is great!
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 5)
Turn Five
Muscle Squad:
Buffgar chucks his torch at the beer keg, setting it alight. It'll take a round for the fire to burn through the wood to the beer inside, though
He successfully stops, drops, and rolls his way out of the tavern.
Townsfolk:
While the scotsman continues his unscotsmanlike retreat, drunk townsman turns and hurls his pitchfork at the fire legion.
The demon deflects it with his shield and laughs
His laughter ends abruptly as a huge crocodile devours his face
Archer dude spends his turn lining up a perfect shot. "This time I'm sure to hit something...!"
Scared peasant has an epiphany. "It's ALWAYS worth it!" he cries. The castle scout just stares at him, at a loss for words.
He rushes into the burning building to get drunk.
Tavern Wenches:
The only part of Duerer's orders that still really made sense at this point was, "keep a safe distance from the fire." By now the only safe place is outside, so Alice jumps out the window.
Broomhilda follows after her. Both land prone on the ground outside, singed but unhurt.
Knights of Prosperia: (NPC'd)
The halberdiers are more successful this round, dealing a point of damage to the fire monster. it has 1 HP left
Lady Emela wades into a sea of foes, provoking counterattacks from the legionnaires. Her armor protects her, but she misses her attack in return.
Her knights are similarly ineffective.
Hot & Spicy Legion: (NPC'd)
The fire monster counterattacks, but doesn't deal enough damage to kill.
The fire archers take down two knights, leaving only one standing with Emela. Running low on troops, she shouts, "Call down the archers from the castle! We need reinforcements!"
The Fallen Angel summons two more soldiers from the hellportal
She then wings off to join the battle herself.
Sorry for the delay guys, but we're back up and running now! Get your orders in by the end of the year and we'll start 2018 off with another bloody round!
Muscle Squad:
Buffgar chucks his torch at the beer keg, setting it alight. It'll take a round for the fire to burn through the wood to the beer inside, though
He successfully stops, drops, and rolls his way out of the tavern.
Townsfolk:
While the scotsman continues his unscotsmanlike retreat, drunk townsman turns and hurls his pitchfork at the fire legion.
The demon deflects it with his shield and laughs
His laughter ends abruptly as a huge crocodile devours his face
Archer dude spends his turn lining up a perfect shot. "This time I'm sure to hit something...!"
Scared peasant has an epiphany. "It's ALWAYS worth it!" he cries. The castle scout just stares at him, at a loss for words.
He rushes into the burning building to get drunk.
Tavern Wenches:
The only part of Duerer's orders that still really made sense at this point was, "keep a safe distance from the fire." By now the only safe place is outside, so Alice jumps out the window.
Broomhilda follows after her. Both land prone on the ground outside, singed but unhurt.
Knights of Prosperia: (NPC'd)
The halberdiers are more successful this round, dealing a point of damage to the fire monster. it has 1 HP left
Lady Emela wades into a sea of foes, provoking counterattacks from the legionnaires. Her armor protects her, but she misses her attack in return.
Her knights are similarly ineffective.
Hot & Spicy Legion: (NPC'd)
The fire monster counterattacks, but doesn't deal enough damage to kill.
The fire archers take down two knights, leaving only one standing with Emela. Running low on troops, she shouts, "Call down the archers from the castle! We need reinforcements!"
The Fallen Angel summons two more soldiers from the hellportal
She then wings off to join the battle herself.
Sorry for the delay guys, but we're back up and running now! Get your orders in by the end of the year and we'll start 2018 off with another bloody round!
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 5)
waiting on Mephistopheles and motorhead fan
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 6)
Turn Six
Tavern Wenches:
The remaining wenches leap to their feet and chop Buffgar cleanly in half, thus proving the clear ethical superiority of progressive feminist values. Broomhilda sweeps his testicles into the burning building just because.
Muscle Squad Eliminated
Hot & Spicy Legion:
The archers and legionnaires all attack Emela, but thanks to a lot of poor rolling and her fantastic armor, she survives unhurt. Her last remaining knight, however, fares less well.
The Fallen Angel uses her feat to summon an enormous fireball
She hurtles it at Lady Emela, knocking off one of her HP (she has 1 remaining). The fire demons are, of course, unaffected by the explosion.
The monster eats the shit out of this guy
Townsfolk:
No longer paying any attention to the battle, drunk townsman strolls off, while the highlander makes it safely to the castle.
Robbigator attacks a legionnaire but gets a mouthful of spear instead.
Archer dude, who spent his last turn taking aim, now executes an epic lean-out-the-window shot and strikes the Fallen Angel, leaving her with 1 HP
this guy has hit the beer motherload
Then the tavern explodes. At least he died happy
A second explosion of green magic overwhelms Robbigator!
And he is returned to his natural form as the potion wears off. He still feels kinda hungry, tho...
Knights of Prosperia: (NPC'd)
Alone but undaunted amidst a horde of enemies, Lady Emela disembowels a legionnaire
The remaining halberdier, distraught by the death of his brother, misses wildly on his counterattack.
Reinforcements emerge from the castle, responding to Emela's call.
That's all for this turn! Get your next set of orders in by Thursday at midnight!
Tavern Wenches:
The remaining wenches leap to their feet and chop Buffgar cleanly in half, thus proving the clear ethical superiority of progressive feminist values. Broomhilda sweeps his testicles into the burning building just because.
Muscle Squad Eliminated
Hot & Spicy Legion:
The archers and legionnaires all attack Emela, but thanks to a lot of poor rolling and her fantastic armor, she survives unhurt. Her last remaining knight, however, fares less well.
The Fallen Angel uses her feat to summon an enormous fireball
She hurtles it at Lady Emela, knocking off one of her HP (she has 1 remaining). The fire demons are, of course, unaffected by the explosion.
The monster eats the shit out of this guy
Townsfolk:
No longer paying any attention to the battle, drunk townsman strolls off, while the highlander makes it safely to the castle.
Robbigator attacks a legionnaire but gets a mouthful of spear instead.
Archer dude, who spent his last turn taking aim, now executes an epic lean-out-the-window shot and strikes the Fallen Angel, leaving her with 1 HP
this guy has hit the beer motherload
Then the tavern explodes. At least he died happy
A second explosion of green magic overwhelms Robbigator!
And he is returned to his natural form as the potion wears off. He still feels kinda hungry, tho...
Knights of Prosperia: (NPC'd)
Alone but undaunted amidst a horde of enemies, Lady Emela disembowels a legionnaire
The remaining halberdier, distraught by the death of his brother, misses wildly on his counterattack.
Reinforcements emerge from the castle, responding to Emela's call.
That's all for this turn! Get your next set of orders in by Thursday at midnight!
Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 6)
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 6)
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 6)
go for it bro
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 6)
lol
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 6)
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 6)
Huh? Oh, I just saw that. Looks pretty good up there, I must say.
Tzan wrote:The STFU looks like its positioned at the tip of the galactic penis.
ninja_bait wrote:I am vaguely aware that head pats are a weeb thing and weeb things are usually lewd
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Re: Demons at Dauerdale! (Turn 6)
does that mean im famous now?
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