Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 5 - Finale

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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 2

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:33 am

I gotta award another point to Splat, that guy is tuff stuff.

Can you airlift a small mech to him for me, please and thank you!
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 2

Post by Duerer » Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:42 am

The mechanik hops onto the tank as it moves towards the lumberjack robot. The hero moves towards the DSM remnant tank to shoot the driver. The tank will fire at the DSM hero while the mechanik reprograms the robot into a loyal companion to the Poles. The robot will grab a gun nearby and shoot the DSM tank driver (or hero if the driver already kicked the bucket).
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 2

Post by AnnoyedZebra » Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:43 am

get the mechanik and the regular soldier to fire lulu into the nearest crowd of enemies

have emmeline use a heroic feat to charge through the flames and attack with a flaming flamingo hammer
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 2

Post by ReconMiner » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:13 am

All units fire upon Splat! Avenge your fallen brothers! :fist:
(Have Roxy use her flamethrower :twisted: )
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 2

Post by Dienekes22 » Sun Mar 04, 2018 3:56 pm

Get behind the STFU and arc fire on all of them, use a feat if I have to.
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 2

Post by BriksKrieg » Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:32 pm

Shoot that last pesky guy. The mekanik will make the rpg autonomus, and will go build a AT gun out of the new rubble. The rpg will shoot the nearest tank enemy or if the last skion is alive, shoot him
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 2

Post by Venge » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:50 pm

My support goes to Splat. Also, whose team does the chainsaw-arm robot belong to?
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 2

Post by Scribonius » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:22 pm

That. Was. AWESOME!!!!!!!! :studgod:

Okay, so I'm down to the Splatter, who currently has a new, bladed tail! I can work with this! Well, since the DSM Hero is prepping to hit me with a flame thrower, I'll try to attack back. At her GUN!!! Smash it with the hammer! *IF* I can knock it aside and still have enough action left (without, you know, dying from being on fire or something), I would like to back up into her using my new katana tail!

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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 2

Post by Imic » Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:52 am

I pledge my support to Stalin's favorite Khat.
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 2

Post by Arkbrik » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:55 am

Turn 3

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The North German Mechanik burns to death, and the fire on Emmeline spreads to Lulu.

Move Phase

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The fire on the Polish hovertank went out. The Poles are on the move!

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Sky Skar circles behind the STFU, even as the STFU trooper crews the siege gun, while the Mechanik heads for the loose briks.

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Splat engages Roxanne Ray.

"I'm not finished yet!"

Hero Phase

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Głowa Rakiety shouts an order to his Mechanik.

"Reprogram that landscaping robot! Make it fight for Poland!"

"Yessir!"

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"KILL. KILL. KILL."

"Whoops!"

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Emmeline von Feuerschlachtung charges through the flames!

"You think fire can stop me, SpaceWoman? Think again!"

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SMA-WHOOSH!

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Sky Skar takes aim at the STFU.

"I'll blast all of you!"

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Click

Click

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Clunk

"What the..."

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With his first target gone, Splat charges at Emmeline!

"You wield that hammer well, North German..."

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"...but let me show you how it's done!"

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"Hey! What are you doing?"

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"Aagh! No fair!"

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SMASH!

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"Urgh... I'm fine... I'm fine..."

Action Phase

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The Polish hovertank fires at its Deadly SpaceMan counterpart, but hits a pillar instead, collapsing some more of the walkway. Głowa Rakiety, however, headshots the Mechanik.

Deadly SpaceMan Remnant eliminated!

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The North German trooper can't fire Lulu by himself, so he snatches up a pistol and fires at the STFU, to no avail. The STFU trooper fires the siege gun at Sky Skar, but misses.

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The STFU Mechanik creates an anti-tank gun!

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Splat gets back to his feet, and discovers some kind person has sent him a mech!

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Unified Republik of Poland - Duerer
Kills: 5
Deaths: 1

Domination score: 4
Religion score: 0
Science score: 2
Culture score: 0

Systems secured: 8

North German Confederation - AnnoyedZebra
Kills: 2
Deaths: 2

Domination score: 0
Religion score: 1
Science score: 1
Culture score: 1

Systems secured: 6

Deadly SpaceMan Remnant - ReconMiner - ELIMINATED
Kills: 3
Deaths: 4

Domination score: -1
Religion score: 1
Science score: 0
Culture score: 1

Systems secured: 7

STFU - StalinsFavoriteKhat
Kills: 3
Deaths: 2

Domination score: 1
Religion score: 1
Science score: 2
Culture score: 1

Systems secured: 7

Phalek Empire - motorhead fan - ELIMINATED
Kills: 1
Deaths: 4

Domination score: -3
Religion score: 0
Science score: 1
Culture score: 0

Systems secured: 3

The Great Skion People - dienekes22
Kills: 2
Deaths: 3

Domination score: -1
Religion score: 0
Science score: 0
Culture score: 0

Systems secured: 5

Menagerie Of Julian - Scribonius
Kills: 3
Deaths: 3

Domination score: 0
Religion score: 0
Science score: 0
Culture score: 3

Systems secured: 9
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Lulu
Armor 5
1/1 SP

Siege Turret
Armor 5
1/1 SP

Deadly SpaceMan Hovertank
Move 8"
Armor 8
4/4 SP

Polish Hovertank
Move 8"
Armor 8
4/4 SP

Menagerie Mech
Move 6"
Armor 6
1/1 SP
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 3

Post by Dienekes22 » Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:03 am

Man I'm bad on feats. Might as well try again.

Use a feat to wrestle that cannon away from the STFU. Either beat them all to death with it or shoot them with it. Doesn't matter to my immense jaw.
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 3

Post by Duerer » Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:07 am

My hero will board the DSM tank and shoot at the North German hero. The mechanic hops onto the Polish hovertank to get away from the kill robo, while the tank itself moves forward to kill Splat (or the North German hero if still alive). The mek might take the ruble on top of the tank to further reinforce it.
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 3

Post by AnnoyedZebra » Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:24 am

have the soldier charge into the nearest crowd shooting and swinging his sword

have the hero use the nearby civilian to smother the flames and then throw the hammer into the nearby hover tank by summoning the energy of the germanic god thor
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 3

Post by ninja_bait » Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:39 am

Ah Splat is so good...

But I'll spread some love and give a point to Sky Skar this round. Drop some little blue pills to him so he can get that gun up and shooting.
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 3

Post by BriksKrieg » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:42 am

Have a civilian mount the sige gun, and everybody but the at gun will shoot that skion jaw hero guy. If hes not ded then, then us the at gun on him. Other wise take out a nearby enemy tank
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