Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 5 - Finale
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 3
Aw, Splat lost his new tail. Also his target...
Well, there's nothing else to do but hop into the mech! *IF* the mech can pick up Splat's hammer, do it! If not, then don't.
If we have the hammer, show Emmeline how hammering people is done!
If not... kick her while she's busy? Heroic feat that idea - let's see if we can boot her butt into the next round!
Well, there's nothing else to do but hop into the mech! *IF* the mech can pick up Splat's hammer, do it! If not, then don't.
If we have the hammer, show Emmeline how hammering people is done!
If not... kick her while she's busy? Heroic feat that idea - let's see if we can boot her butt into the next round!
Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 3
Turn 4
Nothing much happened with the ongoing fires.
Move Phase
Sky Skar runs up to the STFU trooper crewing the siege gun.
Głowa Rakiety hops into the Deadly SpaceMan hovertank.
The Polish Mechanik escapes the killer robot, leaping onto the hovertank. The driver guns the engine...
The tank smashes right through the newly arrived mech, before impacting Splat... but he doesn't budge.
"Hey! My mech!"
The North German soldier charges in. The STFU trooper shouts at the civilians:
"Hey civvies! Crew this gun for me!"
"Who's a good doggie? Who's a good doggie? You are! Yes you are!"
"Damnit..."
Splat picks up his hammer again.
Hero Phase
Sky Skar rips the STFU turret loose and lifts it up.
"What are you doing with our siege gun?!?"
"You want it back? Here you go!"
STFU eliminated!
CRASH
Emmeline snatches up a civilian.
"Hey you, help me put out this fire."
"Thank you. Now... I call upon the power of the HAMMER GOD... the power of THOR!"
"Uh oh."
KRAKOOM
With a blast of divine lightning, the hammer destroys the hovertank! It explodes, killing the Polish Mechanik. Jacques "Splat" Lafitte is caught in the blast, and dies. The Deadly SpaceMan hovertank loses one SP, leaving three.
"What the piekło? I'm still alive?"
Action Phase
Głowa Rakiety fires the tank's gun at Emmeline, but instead hits the burning civilian, who was right in the line of fire.
The North German soldier strikes at Sky Skar, but she blocks his attacks. An unknown benefactor sends a jar of blue pills to Sky!
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Post your Turn 5 orders! The next turn is the last turn - make it count!
Audience, post your support!
Nothing much happened with the ongoing fires.
Move Phase
Sky Skar runs up to the STFU trooper crewing the siege gun.
Głowa Rakiety hops into the Deadly SpaceMan hovertank.
The Polish Mechanik escapes the killer robot, leaping onto the hovertank. The driver guns the engine...
The tank smashes right through the newly arrived mech, before impacting Splat... but he doesn't budge.
"Hey! My mech!"
The North German soldier charges in. The STFU trooper shouts at the civilians:
"Hey civvies! Crew this gun for me!"
"Who's a good doggie? Who's a good doggie? You are! Yes you are!"
"Damnit..."
Splat picks up his hammer again.
Hero Phase
Sky Skar rips the STFU turret loose and lifts it up.
"What are you doing with our siege gun?!?"
"You want it back? Here you go!"
STFU eliminated!
CRASH
Emmeline snatches up a civilian.
"Hey you, help me put out this fire."
"Thank you. Now... I call upon the power of the HAMMER GOD... the power of THOR!"
"Uh oh."
KRAKOOM
With a blast of divine lightning, the hammer destroys the hovertank! It explodes, killing the Polish Mechanik. Jacques "Splat" Lafitte is caught in the blast, and dies. The Deadly SpaceMan hovertank loses one SP, leaving three.
"What the piekło? I'm still alive?"
Action Phase
Głowa Rakiety fires the tank's gun at Emmeline, but instead hits the burning civilian, who was right in the line of fire.
The North German soldier strikes at Sky Skar, but she blocks his attacks. An unknown benefactor sends a jar of blue pills to Sky!
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Unified Republik of Poland - Duerer
Kills: 6
Deaths: 2
Domination score: 4
Religion score: 0
Science score: 3
Culture score: 0
Systems secured: 10
North German Confederation - AnnoyedZebra
Kills: 4
Deaths: 2
Domination score: 2
Religion score: 2
Science score: 1
Culture score: 1
Systems secured: 9
Deadly SpaceMan Remnant - ReconMiner - ELIMINATED
Kills: 3
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -1
Religion score: 1
Science score: 0
Culture score: 1
Systems secured: 7
STFU - StalinsFavoriteKhat - ELIMINATED
Kills: 3
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -1
Religion score: 1
Science score: 2
Culture score: 1
Systems secured: 8
Phalek Empire - motorhead fan - ELIMINATED
Kills: 1
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -3
Religion score: 0
Science score: 1
Culture score: 0
Systems secured: 3
The Great Skion People - dienekes22
Kills: 4
Deaths: 3
Domination score: 1
Religion score: 0
Science score: 2
Culture score: 1
Systems secured: 9
Menagerie Of Julian - Scribonius - ELIMINATED
Kills: 3
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -1
Religion score: 0
Science score: 0
Culture score: 3
Systems secured: 10
Kills: 6
Deaths: 2
Domination score: 4
Religion score: 0
Science score: 3
Culture score: 0
Systems secured: 10
North German Confederation - AnnoyedZebra
Kills: 4
Deaths: 2
Domination score: 2
Religion score: 2
Science score: 1
Culture score: 1
Systems secured: 9
Deadly SpaceMan Remnant - ReconMiner - ELIMINATED
Kills: 3
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -1
Religion score: 1
Science score: 0
Culture score: 1
Systems secured: 7
STFU - StalinsFavoriteKhat - ELIMINATED
Kills: 3
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -1
Religion score: 1
Science score: 2
Culture score: 1
Systems secured: 8
Phalek Empire - motorhead fan - ELIMINATED
Kills: 1
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -3
Religion score: 0
Science score: 1
Culture score: 0
Systems secured: 3
The Great Skion People - dienekes22
Kills: 4
Deaths: 3
Domination score: 1
Religion score: 0
Science score: 2
Culture score: 1
Systems secured: 9
Menagerie Of Julian - Scribonius - ELIMINATED
Kills: 3
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -1
Religion score: 0
Science score: 0
Culture score: 3
Systems secured: 10
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Lulu
Armor 5
1/1 SP
Deadly SpaceMan Hovertank
Move 7"
Armor 7
3/4 SP
Armor 5
1/1 SP
Deadly SpaceMan Hovertank
Move 7"
Armor 7
3/4 SP
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 4
"Czas na rospierdol!"
The soldier takes the hammer right in front of Emmeline with Rakiety taking the flamingo hammer (dropping his sword if he must). Rakiety launches himself in the sky to gain more momentum and slams down the North German hero (feat). The soldier helps him if she's still alive.
The soldier takes the hammer right in front of Emmeline with Rakiety taking the flamingo hammer (dropping his sword if he must). Rakiety launches himself in the sky to gain more momentum and slams down the North German hero (feat). The soldier helps him if she's still alive.
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 4
I guess the North Germans did pretty good this turn, give them a point. Also send Emmaline a broom so she can "clean up the competition"
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 4
The soldier makes one last attempt to stab the person hes fighting before diving to the ground and chugging the pills hoping for some glorious teutonic panzershokolade
emmeline throws the hammer again to block the poles before sweeping them off their feet and delivering a killing blow with the broom - alternatively if rocketman succeeds in jumping off the ground, jump up to meet him and slam the burning corpse of that civilian into his rocket so he explodes
edit: just realised I threw away the flamingo hammer, instead use the hammer on the floor in front of me
emmeline throws the hammer again to block the poles before sweeping them off their feet and delivering a killing blow with the broom - alternatively if rocketman succeeds in jumping off the ground, jump up to meet him and slam the burning corpse of that civilian into his rocket so he explodes
edit: just realised I threw away the flamingo hammer, instead use the hammer on the floor in front of me
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 4
Aw, the Splatter went Splat... darned exploding hovertank... well, that's Brikwars! *settles in to watch the rest*
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 4
Grab those pills and take one. Then beat all my foes to death with my awesome bare hands. Use a feat to get some extra strength or something.
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 4
The doggo will pretend nothing is happening, and continue being petted.
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 4
Turn 5
Lulu burns down.
Move Phase
The Poles grab the hammers, and advance on Emmeline.
She's not unarmed, however: someone has sent her a broom!
Sky Skar grabs the pill jar.
Hero Phase
Głowa Rakiety launches into the sky!
Then he turns back down... but Emmeline leaps up to meet him!
THWACK!
BOOM!
Rakiety suffers the fate of all rockets.
Unified Republik of Poland eliminated!
Sky Skar gulps down some blue pills.
Feeling the effects immediately, she lines up a punch!
"Take that!"
"Oww! My hand! Oww!"
Those pills did not work as advertised.
Action Phase
"Erbärmlich."
BLAM
The Great Skion People eliminated!
And with that final shot, the battle is over.
The destruction is immense. Never before has Futuro Prime seen war like this.
"What happened? Did I miss something?"
"Woof!"
Results
Futuro Prime is securely in the hands of the North German Confederation. But what about the rest of the galaxy?
With a respectable ratio of seven kills to two deaths, the North German Confederation wins a Domination victory, securing 10 systems!
Having caused three explosions during the battle, the North German Confederation also wins a Religion victory, securing 10 systems!
With three kills from Mechanik creations, the Unified Republik of Poland wins a Science victory, securing 10 systems!
Finally, with three cheers from the audience, the Menagerie Of Julian wins a Culture victory, securing 10 systems!
FInal Territorial Gains
North German Confederation - AnnoyedZebra: 34 systems
Unified Republik of Poland - Duerer: 21 systems
Menagerie Of Julian - Scribonius: 20 systems
The Great Skion People - Dienekes22: 10 systems
STFU - StalinsFavoriteKhat: 8 systems
Deadly SpaceMan Remnant - ReconMiner: 7 systems
Phalek Empire - motorhead fan: 3 systems
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Well played by all! It's been a blast hosting this battle. So many creative orders from all of you!
Lulu burns down.
Move Phase
The Poles grab the hammers, and advance on Emmeline.
She's not unarmed, however: someone has sent her a broom!
Sky Skar grabs the pill jar.
Hero Phase
Głowa Rakiety launches into the sky!
Then he turns back down... but Emmeline leaps up to meet him!
THWACK!
BOOM!
Rakiety suffers the fate of all rockets.
Unified Republik of Poland eliminated!
Sky Skar gulps down some blue pills.
Feeling the effects immediately, she lines up a punch!
"Take that!"
"Oww! My hand! Oww!"
Those pills did not work as advertised.
Action Phase
"Erbärmlich."
BLAM
The Great Skion People eliminated!
And with that final shot, the battle is over.
The destruction is immense. Never before has Futuro Prime seen war like this.
"What happened? Did I miss something?"
"Woof!"
Results
Futuro Prime is securely in the hands of the North German Confederation. But what about the rest of the galaxy?
With a respectable ratio of seven kills to two deaths, the North German Confederation wins a Domination victory, securing 10 systems!
Having caused three explosions during the battle, the North German Confederation also wins a Religion victory, securing 10 systems!
With three kills from Mechanik creations, the Unified Republik of Poland wins a Science victory, securing 10 systems!
Finally, with three cheers from the audience, the Menagerie Of Julian wins a Culture victory, securing 10 systems!
FInal Territorial Gains
North German Confederation - AnnoyedZebra: 34 systems
Unified Republik of Poland - Duerer: 21 systems
Menagerie Of Julian - Scribonius: 20 systems
The Great Skion People - Dienekes22: 10 systems
STFU - StalinsFavoriteKhat: 8 systems
Deadly SpaceMan Remnant - ReconMiner: 7 systems
Phalek Empire - motorhead fan: 3 systems
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Unified Republik of Poland - Duerer - ELIMINATED
Kills: 6
Deaths: 4
Domination score: 2
Religion score: 0
Science score: 3
Culture score: 0
Science victory: +10
Systems secured: 21
North German Confederation - AnnoyedZebra
Kills: 7
Deaths: 2
Domination score: 5
Religion score: 3
Science score: 1
Culture score: 2
Domination victory: +10
Religion victory: +10
Systems secured: 34
Deadly SpaceMan Remnant - ReconMiner - ELIMINATED
Kills: 3
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -1
Religion score: 1
Science score: 0
Culture score: 1
Systems secured: 7
STFU - StalinsFavoriteKhat - ELIMINATED
Kills: 3
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -1
Religion score: 1
Science score: 2
Culture score: 1
Systems secured: 8
Phalek Empire - motorhead fan - ELIMINATED
Kills: 1
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -3
Religion score: 0
Science score: 1
Culture score: 0
Systems secured: 3
The Great Skion People - Dienekes22 - ELIMINATED
Kills: 4
Deaths: 4
Domination score: 0
Religion score: 0
Science score: 2
Culture score: 1
Systems secured: 10
Menagerie Of Julian - Scribonius - ELIMINATED
Kills: 3
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -1
Religion score: 0
Science score: 0
Culture score: 3
Culture victory: +10
Systems secured: 20
Kills: 6
Deaths: 4
Domination score: 2
Religion score: 0
Science score: 3
Culture score: 0
Science victory: +10
Systems secured: 21
North German Confederation - AnnoyedZebra
Kills: 7
Deaths: 2
Domination score: 5
Religion score: 3
Science score: 1
Culture score: 2
Domination victory: +10
Religion victory: +10
Systems secured: 34
Deadly SpaceMan Remnant - ReconMiner - ELIMINATED
Kills: 3
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -1
Religion score: 1
Science score: 0
Culture score: 1
Systems secured: 7
STFU - StalinsFavoriteKhat - ELIMINATED
Kills: 3
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -1
Religion score: 1
Science score: 2
Culture score: 1
Systems secured: 8
Phalek Empire - motorhead fan - ELIMINATED
Kills: 1
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -3
Religion score: 0
Science score: 1
Culture score: 0
Systems secured: 3
The Great Skion People - Dienekes22 - ELIMINATED
Kills: 4
Deaths: 4
Domination score: 0
Religion score: 0
Science score: 2
Culture score: 1
Systems secured: 10
Menagerie Of Julian - Scribonius - ELIMINATED
Kills: 3
Deaths: 4
Domination score: -1
Religion score: 0
Science score: 0
Culture score: 3
Culture victory: +10
Systems secured: 20
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 5 - Finale
Great fun, everyone.
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 5 - Finale
Excellent battle. Loved the audience participation!
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 5 - Finale
That was a lot of fun, hats off to Splat for tanking all that damage
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Re: Let's Take Over the Galaxy - Turn 5 - Finale
Gg, that was fun!
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