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Scp foundation, SCP-387

Post by Imic » Sat May 12, 2018 9:50 am

Experiment 387-e: Once a normal community of 387 was constructed, a small mound of Mega Bloks (a common copy of Lego) was placed near the community. When this happened, everything constructed of 387 stopped moving, turned slowly towards the Mega Bloks and [EXPUNGED].

Addendum 387-6: Jesus fucking Christ. - Dr. Arch
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-387

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Re: Scp foundation, SCP-387

Post by Venge » Sun May 13, 2018 2:56 pm

That was much better than I expected, I may need to start reading SCP stuff, maybe even write some myself.
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Re: Scp foundation, SCP-387

Post by Archduke » Sun May 13, 2018 6:19 pm

I wrote one of those once. I guess I liked the scientific style, and I guess I was trying to be an edgy boi at the time.
I have no clue if it ever got accepted, but I still have the picture I drew for it.
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Re: Scp foundation, SCP-387

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Archduke wrote:I wrote one of those once. I guess I liked the scientific style, and I guess I was trying to be an edgy boi at the time.
I have no clue if it ever got accepted, but I still have the picture I drew for it.
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Re: Scp foundation, SCP-387

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Yes, make your profile pic Satanic Finger Gun Sauron please!
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Re: Scp foundation, SCP-387

Post by Venge » Mon May 14, 2018 5:50 pm

Colette wrote:
Archduke wrote:I wrote one of those once. I guess I liked the scientific style, and I guess I was trying to be an edgy boi at the time.
I have no clue if it ever got accepted, but I still have the picture I drew for it.
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Which number was it, if it did get accepted? I wrote two SCP's and one of them is over +100 now.
Which numbers were yours? Or should I just search for "SCPs about math"?
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Re: Scp foundation, SCP-387

Post by Archduke » Mon May 14, 2018 9:44 pm

It never got approved I guess.
Here it is in it's edgy entirety though:

[[>]]
[[module Rate]]
[[/>]]


[[include component:image-block
name=https://i.imgur.com/0F9GMCD.png|
caption=Bloodgore, sketch drawn by Professor ████████|]]
**Item 7463154: SCP-3436 Bloodgore

**Object Class:** Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-3436 is kept in solitary confinement in a special facility near site 15, eye contact and interaction with D-Class personnel or other anomalies should be avoided if possible. It must be addressed that SCP-3436 likely possesses means to escape with ease, only seeming to stay in captivity because it wants to.

**Description:** The subject appears to be to be a luminous orange-glassy sphere about half a meter in diameter, the surface is highly uniform, except for a large black ovular shape, much resembling a pupil. The subject manifests itself as the head and cyclopular eye of a 3.5 meter tall figure, hereafter referred to as SCP-3436-1. SCP-3436-1 is a large humanoid figure dressed in ornate graphite colored armor, and adorned in a black tunic, though SCP-3436-1 does appear to be comprised primarily of organic material and has a limited ability to operate while separated from SCP-3436, this is likely due to SCP-3436 itself, and SCP-3436 has been deemed non-sentient.
**Discovery:** SCP-3436 was discovered by a research team in a forest in ████████ as they were trying to collect information on SCP-████. Researchers reported strong feeling of being watched, as well as heightened sensitivity, and the feeling that someone was placing a hand on their shoulder even when nothing was there. Eventually, after following an orange light, the researchers discovered that SCP-3436 (is should be assumed that whenever referenced, SCP-3436 and SCP-3436-1 are operating in tandem, unless referred to spesifically)had completely disassembled SCP-████ striping it of all analagous properties, upon discovery, SCP-3436 put up no resistance, and was escorted to the nearest facility.
**Experimentation:** SCP-3436 is considered highly dangerous to humans, when exposed to D-class personnel, SCP-3436 seemed indifferent to them, however, subjects immediately reported heightened sensitivity, uneasy feelings and nosebleeds. After around two minutes however, subjects began reacting in extreme pain, covering their ears and screaming that SCP-3436 was “talking to them”, it was discovered that while all other personnel were unaware of what was going on, subjects were being bombarded by an extremely low frequency sound, which was too low to hear for anyone not affected by SCP-3436. Attempts to analyze this sound have proved fruitless. After several minutes, subjects collapsed, due to bleeding of the brain, at which point SCP-3436 produced a knife like object from its waist area. SCP-3436 then partook in a highly messy, but also incredibly precise dissection of all subjects, focusing particularly on a different area of the body of each subject, especially in subjects who possessed physical abnormalities. A professor of anatomy was brought in to study SCP-3436, concluding that although SCP-3436 was rather messy in its procedures, it possessed skill and precision. in dissection unrivaled by any human. SCP-3436 aso expressed similar interest in dissection of corpses as well as abiotic articles.
SCP-3436 also possesses a form of one-way telepathy, as anyone who makes eye contact with SCP-3436 immediately loses control of all mental functions, giving SCP-3436 full access to the subject’s memories as well as motor abilities. Subjects under SCP-3436’s control often speak in a deep, masculine-sounding voice with a heavy slavic accent. The most common phrase presented has been “Bloodgore Demands Violence” (Hence SCP-3436’s unofficial title). However several other messages have been relayed including, “I Require New” and “Will Be Done”. Perhaps the most interesting message was presented by Dr. ████████ Who told a thirty minute tale about an order called “The Knights Requiem”, having no memory of the experience after. The only way to break this connection is by forcibly breaking the subject’s eye contact, which must be done forcibly by a third party.
SCP-3436 was unintentionally exposed to SCP-███ during a [DATA EXPUNGED] brought about by a computer malfunction, SCP-3436 immediately began emitting jets of dark smoke, as well as a high, somewhat muffled shrieking sound, leapt upon SCP-███, and subdued it barehand. SCP-3436 then continued to dissect SCP-███ as it would any other subject. However, this event yielded highly unexpected results, as SCP-███ (a highly dangerous Keter Class) would have been to kill SCP-3436. Further investigation deemed necessary.

**Addendum 1:** SCP-3436 has recently exhibited a shift in behavior, shortly after its exposure to a standard paper drawing pad and ink pen,shortly after SCP-3436 began writing in the pad, this lasted for a period of around six months, after which SCP-3436 discarded the pad near the entrance of its cell. When a D-class personnel was sent in to retrieve it, they did not experience the same effects reported by all past subjects. Upon inspection, the pad contained a highly detailed medieval-styled manuscript. Contained were several hundred immensely detailed drawings of the anatomies of known beings, and machines, as well as over 450 anatomical sketches of SCP’s currently undiscovered. The book also contained a large amount of text in an unknown character-based language, and even after extensive research, this text still is considered untranslatable.

**Addendum 2:** After much speculation, it has been agreed that the Symbol of SCP-3436-1’s torso area is in flac an insignia, very similar to ours, it is theorised that SCP-3436 exists as part of an organisation highly parallel to the Foundation, likely as a scholar of anatomy, ever learning.
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Re: Scp foundation, SCP-387

Post by Archduke » Mon May 14, 2018 9:44 pm

It never got approved I guess. 3436 is something else.
Here it is in it's edgy entirety though:

[[>]]
[[module Rate]]
[[/>]]


[[include component:image-block
name=https://i.imgur.com/0F9GMCD.png|
caption=Bloodgore, sketch drawn by Professor ████████|]]
**Item 7463154: SCP-3436 Bloodgore

**Object Class:** Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-3436 is kept in solitary confinement in a special facility near site 15, eye contact and interaction with D-Class personnel or other anomalies should be avoided if possible. It must be addressed that SCP-3436 likely possesses means to escape with ease, only seeming to stay in captivity because it wants to.

**Description:** The subject appears to be to be a luminous orange-glassy sphere about half a meter in diameter, the surface is highly uniform, except for a large black ovular shape, much resembling a pupil. The subject manifests itself as the head and cyclopular eye of a 3.5 meter tall figure, hereafter referred to as SCP-3436-1. SCP-3436-1 is a large humanoid figure dressed in ornate graphite colored armor, and adorned in a black tunic, though SCP-3436-1 does appear to be comprised primarily of organic material and has a limited ability to operate while separated from SCP-3436, this is likely due to SCP-3436 itself, and SCP-3436 has been deemed non-sentient.
**Discovery:** SCP-3436 was discovered by a research team in a forest in ████████ as they were trying to collect information on SCP-████. Researchers reported strong feeling of being watched, as well as heightened sensitivity, and the feeling that someone was placing a hand on their shoulder even when nothing was there. Eventually, after following an orange light, the researchers discovered that SCP-3436 (is should be assumed that whenever referenced, SCP-3436 and SCP-3436-1 are operating in tandem, unless referred to spesifically)had completely disassembled SCP-████ striping it of all analagous properties, upon discovery, SCP-3436 put up no resistance, and was escorted to the nearest facility.
**Experimentation:** SCP-3436 is considered highly dangerous to humans, when exposed to D-class personnel, SCP-3436 seemed indifferent to them, however, subjects immediately reported heightened sensitivity, uneasy feelings and nosebleeds. After around two minutes however, subjects began reacting in extreme pain, covering their ears and screaming that SCP-3436 was “talking to them”, it was discovered that while all other personnel were unaware of what was going on, subjects were being bombarded by an extremely low frequency sound, which was too low to hear for anyone not affected by SCP-3436. Attempts to analyze this sound have proved fruitless. After several minutes, subjects collapsed, due to bleeding of the brain, at which point SCP-3436 produced a knife like object from its waist area. SCP-3436 then partook in a highly messy, but also incredibly precise dissection of all subjects, focusing particularly on a different area of the body of each subject, especially in subjects who possessed physical abnormalities. A professor of anatomy was brought in to study SCP-3436, concluding that although SCP-3436 was rather messy in its procedures, it possessed skill and precision. in dissection unrivaled by any human. SCP-3436 aso expressed similar interest in dissection of corpses as well as abiotic articles.
SCP-3436 also possesses a form of one-way telepathy, as anyone who makes eye contact with SCP-3436 immediately loses control of all mental functions, giving SCP-3436 full access to the subject’s memories as well as motor abilities. Subjects under SCP-3436’s control often speak in a deep, masculine-sounding voice with a heavy slavic accent. The most common phrase presented has been “Bloodgore Demands Violence” (Hence SCP-3436’s unofficial title). However several other messages have been relayed including, “I Require New” and “Will Be Done”. Perhaps the most interesting message was presented by Dr. ████████ Who told a thirty minute tale about an order called “The Knights Requiem”, having no memory of the experience after. The only way to break this connection is by forcibly breaking the subject’s eye contact, which must be done forcibly by a third party.
SCP-3436 was unintentionally exposed to SCP-███ during a [DATA EXPUNGED] brought about by a computer malfunction, SCP-3436 immediately began emitting jets of dark smoke, as well as a high, somewhat muffled shrieking sound, leapt upon SCP-███, and subdued it barehand. SCP-3436 then continued to dissect SCP-███ as it would any other subject. However, this event yielded highly unexpected results, as SCP-███ (a highly dangerous Keter Class) would have been to kill SCP-3436. Further investigation deemed necessary.

**Addendum 1:** SCP-3436 has recently exhibited a shift in behavior, shortly after its exposure to a standard paper drawing pad and ink pen,shortly after SCP-3436 began writing in the pad, this lasted for a period of around six months, after which SCP-3436 discarded the pad near the entrance of its cell. When a D-class personnel was sent in to retrieve it, they did not experience the same effects reported by all past subjects. Upon inspection, the pad contained a highly detailed medieval-styled manuscript. Contained were several hundred immensely detailed drawings of the anatomies of known beings, and machines, as well as over 450 anatomical sketches of SCP’s currently undiscovered. The book also contained a large amount of text in an unknown character-based language, and even after extensive research, this text still is considered untranslatable.

**Addendum 2:** After much speculation, it has been agreed that the Symbol of SCP-3436-1’s torso area is in fact an insignia, very similar to ours, it is theorized that SCP-3436 exists as part of an organisation highly parallel to the Foundation, likely as a scholar of anatomy, ever learning.
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Re: Scp foundation, SCP-387

Post by Imic » Tue May 15, 2018 5:39 am

Of course, it was an anomolous anime girl pic who was countered with maths.
What cpuld be more Colette.
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Re: Scp foundation, SCP-387

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Re: Scp foundation, SCP-387

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Re: Scp foundation, SCP-387

Post by Venge » Wed May 16, 2018 2:31 pm

Colette wrote:TheVengefulOne: SCP-2223 and SCP-3334

Archduke: a 3000 series? That's pretty recent. I'd love to see another swing of yours.
The first one was pretty good, the second one was too technical for my limited tech knowledge. I am however, rather disturbed by your mention of SCP-2223's "absent attire."
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