Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 0, LATE SIGNUP OPEN]

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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 0, LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby ninja_bait » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:48 pm

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Bragallot wrote:How about we all team up and kill Satan?


Im up for it, maybe collect a bunch of skulls, get all powered up, then gang up on him?
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Yeah, get skulls first.  We can't tangle with 6d10 damage.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 0, LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:50 pm

ninja_bait wrote:
ReconMiner wrote:
Bragallot wrote:How about we all team up and kill Satan?


Im up for it, maybe collect a bunch of skulls, get all powered up, then gang up on him?
:studgod:


Yeah, get skulls first.  We can't tangle with 6d10 damage.


I'd be up for betraying Satan immediately after he turns me into a demon.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 0, LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby ReconMiner » Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:07 pm

This is starting to sound like a mod for Doom  

:all: FUCKING KILL!!!
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 0, LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:43 pm

I'm down to gangbang Satan ( :wtc: ). For my orders, I kill the nearby baby with my halberd.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 0, LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Scribonius » Fri Jul 06, 2018 8:13 pm

My, how vicious! But being Satan, don't you think he'll see the betrayal coming? I mean, this IS hell...

Orders: Pick up the cow skull that is almost literally at my feet (you said skulls, you didn't say they had to be attached to animate beings!), then kill the guy to my left. (grey hair, brown shirt w/blue sleeves). While I would normally be all for smashing his head with my dual hammers, I suppose we NEED to keep the skulls intact, so let's just hit him in the chest. Bigger target anyway.
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Re: Battle for the Glory of Satan! [TURN 0, LATE SIGNUP OPEN

Postby Flamer Shaftglutton » Fri Jul 06, 2018 11:33 pm

Scribonius wrote:Orders: Pick up the cow skull that is almost literally at my feet (you said skulls, you didn't say they had to be attached to animate beings!)

I covered basically everything except that cow skull, so I'm giving it to you. Otherwise, you gotta kill something with a skull to get a skull.

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