Fleet Forum Battle 2: Ghost Ship [FINISHED]

[Kommander Ken]

Love all the SHIP carnage going on here.

[ninja_bait]

Love all the SHIP carnage going on here.

Thanks! 50% of the carnage is caused by the ships falling over

I had an opportunity to slip in Round Four today.

The Red Ones

The M ako Interceptor spins around, hurling Warhead into the bridge of the destroyer.


Instead of tangling in that mess, the Councilar troops shoot at the Repair Chef Skellie.


But in the end, it is the simple mechanik who is successful in capturing the heads.


The freighter gently nudges the repair interceptor into the wall.


The interceptor knocks Repair Boss into the hangar.


The freighter then pumps four pips of damage into the interceptor's flank.


The Yellow Ones

The Repair Pilot crawls out of the interceptor.


As the interceptor sinks into the hangar, Repair Boss slowly climbs out of it.
His men are dying.
The wreck's value has plummeted.


With a yell of despair, he calls for his remaining crew to join him.
He calls for the powers of Rekonstruction to be bestowed upon him by the Repair Gods of Old.


He rolls poorly.
These guys ignore the call and keep chipping at the freighter with their guns.


The Spoopy Ones

Warhead slays the robot arm guy and laughs.


"This was my plan all along, to seize control of this great vessel and do this!"
*rolls bad*
Completely Ordinary Flowers appear in the barrels of the rear guns.


Puncho Dilla kills one of the Councilar mechanix and does the traditional Bone Break Dance of his people on the blood.


The Blue Ones

This chick dares to shoot Warhead and succeeds.


Meanwhile, this fellow takes command of a console.


The destroyer's guns come to life, blasting away at the interceptor. Four pips out of five.


After a great display of competency, Motorhead Fan asks to try some butt stuff.
I guess it works? Two pips to the freighter.


Overwatch





Next turn will probably be the final turn, so:
NEW OBJECTIVE: Try to escape with the coolest stuff.

[Quantumsurfer]

Hm, I'm getting broken images.

[Falk]

Same

[ninja_bait]

Hmm same

Looks like it fixed itself?

[Kommander Ken]

After a great display of competency, Motorhead Fan asks to try some butt stuff.

[ninja_bait]

Final Round

The Counciliar Freighter de-sodomizes itself and backs up to pick up the remaining two soldiers.


As the Chef-Bearer makes his way to the ramp, the last guardsman lays down cover fire.


The bolts fly true, ending Puncho Dilla's jubilant breakdancing.


They successfully board the freighter.


The M ako interceptor tries to cover the freighter's retreat, but its one functional gun isn't enough to dent the Imperial Valkyrie.


The freighter also tries to shoot the enemy but critfails.


Repair Boss critsucceeds at a heroic feat. Oh look, my hair.


With a deep yell, Repair Boss slams his twin wrenches into the side of the Imperial Destroyer, sending out waves of Rekonstructive Energy.


The Destroyer comes to life, beginning to right itself.


THE POWERRRRRRRR


It fires on the freighter with a heavy salvo.


The remaining repair crew clambers on board.


"We'll take this back to base. Activate the emergency systems!"


The destroyer's bridge separates and blasts off toward friendly space.


The Valkyrie starfighter blasts away at the rear of the freighter, further opening the gaping wound. But it's not enough to take it down!


Neither is more butt stuff! Though things are quite crowded in there now.


Final Overwatch


Epilogue
Repair Boss: "What are you boys standing around for? Do you see how much salvage there is to clean up here? Here, I have two wrenches for you."

[ninja_bait]

Thanks for playing, all! I hope it was fun - I got great orders from you guys every turn. As always, your feedback is welcomed to improve the next Fleet Forum Battle!

The Dorling-Kindersley Shard shall return.

[motorhead fan]

Really enjoyable battle, I hope for more butt stuff in the future!

[Cakeman]

It was really fun playing! Looking forward to next time.