My Application to Be A Mod
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My Application to Be A Mod
Half of our mods don't come around here no more, so I figure it's time to bring in some new deputies. Perhaps I could take Tuefish's place as mod of the Battle Organization forum? My qualifications:
1. I'm not 14 years old.
2. I've got two years of posting here and many more of lurking under my belt.
3. I've been banned by Natalya at least five times.
4. I promise to use my power responsibly around 85% of the time.
5. The other 15% of the time I'll just ban people for no good reason and edit people's comments just to make them funnier.
6. Shit, I'm out of reasons.
1. I'm not 14 years old.
2. I've got two years of posting here and many more of lurking under my belt.
3. I've been banned by Natalya at least five times.
4. I promise to use my power responsibly around 85% of the time.
5. The other 15% of the time I'll just ban people for no good reason and edit people's comments just to make them funnier.
6. Shit, I'm out of reasons.
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Re: My Application to Be A Mod
You didn't start your list at six! You can't be a mod!
I am on the forum all day and like building things. Make me a mod of Bricks and/or The Armoury!
I am on the forum all day and like building things. Make me a mod of Bricks and/or The Armoury!
I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.
Re: My Application to Be A Mod
I've been here since 2011 and have done nothing. Make me a mod.
Empire of Luchardsko WIP wiki pageBrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."
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Re: My Application to Be A Mod
You don't become a mod by asking to be a mod.
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Re: My Application to Be A Mod
In that case, whatever you do, please DON'T make me a mod.Zupponn wrote:You don't become a mod by asking to be a mod.
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Re: My Application to Be A Mod
Looks like a new rank title.TheVengefulOne wrote:In that case, whatever you do, please DON'T make me a mod.Zupponn wrote:You don't become a mod by asking to be a mod.
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Re: My Application to Be A Mod
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.TheVengefulOne wrote:Half of our mods don't come around here no more, so I figure it's time to bring in some new deputies. Perhaps I could take Tuefish's place as mod of the Battle Organization forum? My qualifications:
1. I'm not 14 years old.
2. I've got two years of posting here and many more of lurking under my belt.
3. I've been banned by Natalya at least five times.
4. I promise to use my power responsibly around 85% of the time.
5. The other 15% of the time I'll just ban people for no good reason and edit people's comments just to make them funnier.
6. Shit, I'm out of reasons.
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Re: My Application to Be A Mod
Natalya wrote:gorilla warfare
I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.
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Re: My Application to Be A Mod
At least she didn't overreact.
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Re: My Application to Be A Mod
It's a curse, not a promotion. Consider yourself lucky.
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Re: My Application to Be A Mod
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I go to all the trouble of insulting Natalya and all she can give me in return is an overused copypasta?
Formerly known as TheVengefulOne. Times banned by Natalya: 10 (+ 1 alt).
My BrikWars Stuff: http://brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=16684
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Re: My Application to Be A Mod
Truly, our forum has died. RIP.
I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.
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Re: My Application to Be A Mod
It really shows you how little fucks she gives.TheVengefulOne wrote:I go to all the trouble of insulting Natalya and all she can give me in return is an overused copypasta?
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Re: My Application to Be A Mod
I give exactly enough fucks. The correct amount of fucks is zero.
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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Re: My Application to Be A Mod
A wizard never gives too many fucks, nor too few.
He gives precisely the amount he means to.
He gives precisely the amount he means to.