Pursuit (Turn 7)

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Pursuit (Turn 7)

Post by Zupponn » Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:28 pm

Pursuit - Turn 7

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ninja_bait leaps off of the Bone Sheriff's car.

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And he revives Falk.
ninja_bait: Some extra legs will do you good!

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Duerer grabs a halberd and bisects a Blue Spirit.
Duerer: Die scum!

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Zahru: Fuck you bitch.
Needless to say, the ghost driver is dead.

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RedRover pulls out a GT hook to replace his missing hand.
RedRover: Those deals with the ZMC sure have some in handy.
Mace Master: That is in no way funny fuckboi.

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RedRover: Well, fuck you then!
He gives the Bone Boy a mighty kick.

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motorhead fan fires some dynamite from his catapult, missing.

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He then shoots at the Deathmobile, also missing.

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Brag turns out to be too manly for lethal damage. He gets up and shoves the Blue Spirit off of the Deathmobile.

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Kommander Ken: "BACK THE FAWK OFFA MY RIDE."
No smoke appears. He just makes a nice sharp right turn.

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The Spirit Bus moves forward. Falk and ninja_bait manage to bail out of the way. The Blue Spirit does not.
Spiritmancer: Haha! Nice jump fuckbois! Not like it will save you in the end!

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The last Blue Spirit gets into the Bone Sheriff's car and frees Colonel Wither.

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He then starts legging it.

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Colonel Wither: I'm going to head them off. Those fuckbois will never expect it!

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The Mace Master leaps off of the Castle Car.

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And lands on the Spirit Bus.

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The cops move up and shoot at the Spiritmancer, but their low damage and his cover means that he is fine.

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Kommander Ken: We're about halfway there boys! Just hold on a little while longer!

Scoreboard:
Kommander Ken (Alive) - 1 Kills
ninja_bait (Alive) - 1 Kills
Falk (Alive) - 1 Kills
Bragallot (Alive) - 3 Kills
Duerer (Alive) - 4 Kills
Zahru (Alive) - 1 Kills
RedRover (Alive) - 0 Kills
motorhead fan (Alive) - 0 Kills

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Re: Pursuit (Turn 7)

Post by Duerer » Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:37 pm

Man the harpoon and fire at the skeleton driver of the car with the mace master in it.
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 7)

Post by RedRover » Sun Sep 09, 2018 4:22 pm

Hold my hook hand up in such a way that a creates a blinding beam into the eyes of the driver behind us.

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Re: Pursuit (Turn 7)

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Sep 09, 2018 5:02 pm

Those fuckbois will never expect it!
Good thing Colonel Withers doesn't know about the fourth wall!
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 7)

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Sep 09, 2018 5:03 pm

I man the flamer and burn the bone bus
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 7)

Post by Falk » Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:45 pm

Grab the two katanas on the ground, get in the pursuin car and attack the mace guy. I have two sets of legs so I should be able to cover a further distance than normal if I need it.
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 7)

Post by Kommander Ken » Sun Sep 09, 2018 10:36 pm

"LOOK BOYS, SOMEONE'S TRYING TO CUT US OFF! Wait, who are those guys standing in front of that wall over there?"

I point ahead at Colonel Wither's vehicle and start honking my horn and making rude gestures at the sneaky fuck. Also, we're gonna veer to the left to drive between that sand green roof piece and the wall.

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Re: Pursuit (Turn 7)

Post by Zahru II » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:58 am

Have my trusty sidearm ready (geddit) and shoot whoever comes within range as response. Preferably the mace guy while jumping midair since I suspect him doing so.
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Re: Pursuit (Turn 7)

Post by Craigallot » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:45 am

Ok, my ability is leadership isn't it? :) Backseat driving! 'That way! No, that way! Watch out!'

I will irritate the drivers of the other cars so much, they will make stupid manoeuvres that are against their interests.

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Re: Pursuit (Turn 7)

Post by motorhead fan » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:38 am

I would like to keep following the others and try to shoot bragallot with my sniper rifle.

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