[HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
ROUND THREE
The Castley Bois swarm the GGE guy, successfully stealing his gun, though failing to kill him.
They climb up the stairs behind the Danes.
The GGE guy picks up a Danish gun
And shoots a Dane.
The kill is good.
The remaining Dane makes it to the top of the stairs.
He hurls the two bricks, taking out both Roger-Rogers.
He grabs the two guns and advances toward the butt.
The Broot picks himself up and gathers some bricks. "Dum bloo gitz, pushin us around..."
He meets up with his Broo at the staircase. They now have a Danish gun and another brick. They prepare reactions.
The Darkstorm guys swarm the GGE guy.
After enduring several lynchings, he finally falls.
The third Darkstorm guy grabs the Danish pistol. "DAT'S AN ACT OF AGGRESSHUN AGIN THE GREAT BROOTAL NATSHUN!"
An intense shootout occurs.
Unfortunately, no one is injured.
The Lucharskoan fires his grenade launcher at the Darkstorm guys. Surely, you can't critfail twice?
You can.
The third guy picks up the gun to shoot a regular blast at the Darkstorm guys, but the gun jams.
Must be defective.
He throws it away.
It smashes a Trattorian drone.
And then explodes.
The Luchardskoan picks up two bricks and walks toward the steps.
The Phalek attempts to pick up the butt-torch.
Whoa!
Whoaaaaa! The torch proves difficult to wield, so the other phalek attempts to help.
The Trattorian with a hat seizes the opportunity and smashes his head in.
Then they, too, make for the stairs.
The IM guys try to tear apart another dude, but apparently this one takes his Kalcium.
And he's a master of Butt-Fu! Kicking the head clean off of an IM guy.
The Space Pirates grab weapons.
They head through the portal.
And appear on the left side!
The Rhamphonauts join the queue at the staircase.
The C500 guys also start moving toward the stairs, though not as fast.
The Shitgoat tries to kill an Assyrian but fails the damage.
"Got a problem, friend?"
Whoops, almost forgot these guys!
The pirate joins his pals. (for reference, he is wielding the DSM's gun earned in turn one.)
The other Shitgoat goes for a kill...
"Oh! Foul! Foul! Give those Assyrians a yellow card for kicking my shins!"
The Assyrians ignore the Shitgoats and return through the portal.
Don't forget the shark!
They return to the right side of the map.
One Galacian begins rearranging butts while the other collects a red brick.
Now TWO butts are in position, and another staircase has activated.
The other Galacian winds up to hurl his brick.
"Cyka Blyat!"
The Space Finns go shopping while one lifts the butts from the butt torch.
They now have a serious fortification.
A Space Austrian approaches the fuse box, but even sprinting can't really get there.
The other Austrian shoots at a Brittannian.
Another successful kill!
The Parrot People add another brick to their separator ray, bringing it up to 4". Almost average sized!
The beam weapon is devastating in their ugly talon-like hands.
The M-Thronians drop all the crap they were carrying.
And loot the Austrian. "Look I know we're supposed to be allies and this looks pretty bad, but it's for the Greater Good. You can trust us, because the GM is playing us."
The third M-Thronian tries to kill a Parrot Person, but fails.
Then he gets a brick to the face from a Brittannian.
The Brittannian reels in awe of the power of M-Thronian armor.
He moves on.
The Child of Dew pulls out his secret weapon - a six-pack of dewskis.
"Dewskis?"
They sit down in a circle to enjoy their antifreeze-based beverages.
Wet England is displeased and jealous.
"Look at that. One more dewski, and no one invites MEEE to the party!"
"Well, I'm going to do something about it. Since the Butt can make bricks into weapons, I should be able to make those dewskis into bombs and blow those losers up!"
Instead of bombs, they become huge guns!
"Well, at least I got a dewski out of it."
"Oh, F--"
The RARCom guy tries to use his new minigun but struggles.
Same with the NSSR's flamethrower.
The Pole, however, successfully gets his rocket off.
The explosion is devastating.
The other Pole unleashes a heavy barrage from his minigun.
It tears up the first two DSM's but runs out of ammo before reaching the third.
The DSM rushes to get a roger-roger gun.
Whirling around, he shoots at the Pole. But his aim is poor.
Wortborgle glowers in the bin of many things.
The Negatrons attempt to shoot the butts out of the fuse box.
The booty is too thicc!
THE BUTTNOMIKON SPEAKS
"Feelings of geometry enlighten your soul."
"Also, I forgot who killed who, so I'm just going to make all the bricks up here into guns."
There are some respawns.
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The Castley Bois swarm the GGE guy, successfully stealing his gun, though failing to kill him.
They climb up the stairs behind the Danes.
The GGE guy picks up a Danish gun
And shoots a Dane.
The kill is good.
The remaining Dane makes it to the top of the stairs.
He hurls the two bricks, taking out both Roger-Rogers.
He grabs the two guns and advances toward the butt.
The Broot picks himself up and gathers some bricks. "Dum bloo gitz, pushin us around..."
He meets up with his Broo at the staircase. They now have a Danish gun and another brick. They prepare reactions.
The Darkstorm guys swarm the GGE guy.
After enduring several lynchings, he finally falls.
The third Darkstorm guy grabs the Danish pistol. "DAT'S AN ACT OF AGGRESSHUN AGIN THE GREAT BROOTAL NATSHUN!"
An intense shootout occurs.
Unfortunately, no one is injured.
The Lucharskoan fires his grenade launcher at the Darkstorm guys. Surely, you can't critfail twice?
You can.
The third guy picks up the gun to shoot a regular blast at the Darkstorm guys, but the gun jams.
Must be defective.
He throws it away.
It smashes a Trattorian drone.
And then explodes.
The Luchardskoan picks up two bricks and walks toward the steps.
The Phalek attempts to pick up the butt-torch.
Whoa!
Whoaaaaa! The torch proves difficult to wield, so the other phalek attempts to help.
The Trattorian with a hat seizes the opportunity and smashes his head in.
Then they, too, make for the stairs.
The IM guys try to tear apart another dude, but apparently this one takes his Kalcium.
And he's a master of Butt-Fu! Kicking the head clean off of an IM guy.
The Space Pirates grab weapons.
They head through the portal.
And appear on the left side!
The Rhamphonauts join the queue at the staircase.
The C500 guys also start moving toward the stairs, though not as fast.
The Shitgoat tries to kill an Assyrian but fails the damage.
"Got a problem, friend?"
Whoops, almost forgot these guys!
The pirate joins his pals. (for reference, he is wielding the DSM's gun earned in turn one.)
The other Shitgoat goes for a kill...
"Oh! Foul! Foul! Give those Assyrians a yellow card for kicking my shins!"
The Assyrians ignore the Shitgoats and return through the portal.
Don't forget the shark!
They return to the right side of the map.
One Galacian begins rearranging butts while the other collects a red brick.
Now TWO butts are in position, and another staircase has activated.
The other Galacian winds up to hurl his brick.
"Cyka Blyat!"
The Space Finns go shopping while one lifts the butts from the butt torch.
They now have a serious fortification.
A Space Austrian approaches the fuse box, but even sprinting can't really get there.
The other Austrian shoots at a Brittannian.
Another successful kill!
The Parrot People add another brick to their separator ray, bringing it up to 4". Almost average sized!
The beam weapon is devastating in their ugly talon-like hands.
The M-Thronians drop all the crap they were carrying.
And loot the Austrian. "Look I know we're supposed to be allies and this looks pretty bad, but it's for the Greater Good. You can trust us, because the GM is playing us."
The third M-Thronian tries to kill a Parrot Person, but fails.
Then he gets a brick to the face from a Brittannian.
The Brittannian reels in awe of the power of M-Thronian armor.
He moves on.
The Child of Dew pulls out his secret weapon - a six-pack of dewskis.
"Dewskis?"
They sit down in a circle to enjoy their antifreeze-based beverages.
Wet England is displeased and jealous.
"Look at that. One more dewski, and no one invites MEEE to the party!"
"Well, I'm going to do something about it. Since the Butt can make bricks into weapons, I should be able to make those dewskis into bombs and blow those losers up!"
Instead of bombs, they become huge guns!
"Well, at least I got a dewski out of it."
"Oh, F--"
The RARCom guy tries to use his new minigun but struggles.
Same with the NSSR's flamethrower.
The Pole, however, successfully gets his rocket off.
The explosion is devastating.
The other Pole unleashes a heavy barrage from his minigun.
It tears up the first two DSM's but runs out of ammo before reaching the third.
The DSM rushes to get a roger-roger gun.
Whirling around, he shoots at the Pole. But his aim is poor.
Wortborgle glowers in the bin of many things.
The Negatrons attempt to shoot the butts out of the fuse box.
The booty is too thicc!
THE BUTTNOMIKON SPEAKS
"Feelings of geometry enlighten your soul."
"Also, I forgot who killed who, so I'm just going to make all the bricks up here into guns."
There are some respawns.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Please get your orders in within 24 hours. The next turn will be clockwise.
I might take a little more time between turns because it's eating up too much of my life but we'll see.
I might take a little more time between turns because it's eating up too much of my life but we'll see.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
So teams infinitely respawn when they’re eliminated?
Empire of Luchardsko WIP wiki pageBrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Once eachFalk wrote:So teams infinitely respawn when they’re eliminated?
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Begin to concentrate fire on one person at a time. >:3 Am I in range of the people climbing up?
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
I mean of the front stairs if anyone climbs upMesostopholes wrote:Begin to concentrate fire on one person at a time. >:3 Am I in range of the people climbing up?
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
No. Also, you have no guns.Mesostopholes wrote:I mean of the front stairs if anyone climbs upMesostopholes wrote:Begin to concentrate fire on one person at a time. >:3 Am I in range of the people climbing up?
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Hello,
I'd like my last guy to chuck that big thing at those guys in blue who just respawned.
I'd like my last guy to chuck that big thing at those guys in blue who just respawned.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Dammit. WE SHALL USE OURSELVES THEN!!!!ninja_bait wrote:No. Also, you have no guns.Mesostopholes wrote:I mean of the front stairs if anyone climbs upMesostopholes wrote:Begin to concentrate fire on one person at a time. >:3 Am I in range of the people climbing up?
We shall all charge brute force up the nearest stairs in expert coordination... or at least try to.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
hit or shoot people around me, focusing on armed figs. The usual. (grab weapons if needed or possible, then use them on armed figs)
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
My last IM guy goes in search for a weapon and uses it on some enemy bloke
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
My guys attempt to get to the elevated area by using their special move. They're going to Do the Dew.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Round Four
I had a power outage and couldn't run the end of the turn but I will post what I have so far. Some of you sent orders in just after the last minute, so I will be pretending that I followed them, but in reality I just NPC'd you.
Assyrians set down the shark temporarily.
They gather up robot parts.
They attempt to assemble something useful, but instead get a robot abomination.
It collapses under its own weight.
"I sensed a disturbance in the force... Was someone trying to copy my WILDLY ORIGINAL ROBOT ARMY? TEH FOOLZ!"
DSM gets the jump on the Pole.
.
The other Pole drops his spent rocket launcher and picks up a Dewish Laser Bazooka.
The use rating is a little higher than expected, and he cannot take down the DSM.
The Parrot People get to work on improvements to their brick separator.
Now it's some kinda hovercar!
They set off. <TO THE BUTT> they yell in their horrifying screeches.
W O O S H (not quite there yet)
The M-Thronian inserts the Austrian butt into the fuse box.
It is the right color but in the wrong position.
The other two work on killing the Negatron.
It's-a good-a kill!
The Children of Dew "Do the Dew" and sprint toward the butt.
The Finns do the same, in a synchronized fashion.
The Brittannian looks around for someone to kill.
Hey, that guy has no friends!
He rushes in with his brick...
...and does a pratfall.
The Shitgoats enter the portal.
They emerge on the left side and then steal the portal door. (It still works, but you'll come out wherever the shitgoats are holding the door)
The Space Austrian tries to clamber up onto the Big Butte using the butt torch, but doesn't quite have the movement.
The Galacian pushes the M-Thronian aside. "Cyka Blyat!"
He reverses the black and white butts.
Now all lights are green!
A stair appears here, fragging an Assyrian.
The M-Thronian narrowly avoids a fragging himself.
The Galacian begins making his way up the steps.
So does this one.
Suddenly, the MoJ guy rushes past him.
Negatron is unimpressed by his Butt-Fu.
Now alone, this IM guy feels the need to get a gun.
He sprints hard.
And with a dive, just barely picks one up.
RARCom sprints to the stairs.
The Council of 500 tries to cut in line by killing the Luchardskoan, but fail the attack.
The Phalek tries to use the butt torch on RARCom but it continues to be too unwieldy for one person (Use rating .
This drone decapitates a Rhamphonaut.
Then the two drones try to walk around the queue to the stairs.
The NSSR guys join the queue.
The Rhamphonauts assault the Brootalz but do no damage.
The Luchardskoan tries to crush a Darkstorm head but this proves more difficult than expected.
Darkstorm guy tries to shoot a Brootal but it goes wide.
Same for the Broot.
The other Brootal assembles a big stick.
The Castle bois plow through the Dane toward the butt, but end up a little short.
Soo close...
The Dane makes a dive for the butt.
Yes! Touched it!
The GGE doffs their caps.
And rushes the Space Pirates with them.
They bowl over two.
The Pirates, mostly unperturbed, move on toward the stairs.
They also shoot a Darkstorm guy.
Power should be back soon so I will finish the turn in a few hours.
I had a power outage and couldn't run the end of the turn but I will post what I have so far. Some of you sent orders in just after the last minute, so I will be pretending that I followed them, but in reality I just NPC'd you.
Assyrians set down the shark temporarily.
They gather up robot parts.
They attempt to assemble something useful, but instead get a robot abomination.
It collapses under its own weight.
"I sensed a disturbance in the force... Was someone trying to copy my WILDLY ORIGINAL ROBOT ARMY? TEH FOOLZ!"
DSM gets the jump on the Pole.
.
The other Pole drops his spent rocket launcher and picks up a Dewish Laser Bazooka.
The use rating is a little higher than expected, and he cannot take down the DSM.
The Parrot People get to work on improvements to their brick separator.
Now it's some kinda hovercar!
They set off. <TO THE BUTT> they yell in their horrifying screeches.
W O O S H (not quite there yet)
The M-Thronian inserts the Austrian butt into the fuse box.
It is the right color but in the wrong position.
The other two work on killing the Negatron.
It's-a good-a kill!
The Children of Dew "Do the Dew" and sprint toward the butt.
The Finns do the same, in a synchronized fashion.
The Brittannian looks around for someone to kill.
Hey, that guy has no friends!
He rushes in with his brick...
...and does a pratfall.
The Shitgoats enter the portal.
They emerge on the left side and then steal the portal door. (It still works, but you'll come out wherever the shitgoats are holding the door)
The Space Austrian tries to clamber up onto the Big Butte using the butt torch, but doesn't quite have the movement.
The Galacian pushes the M-Thronian aside. "Cyka Blyat!"
He reverses the black and white butts.
Now all lights are green!
A stair appears here, fragging an Assyrian.
The M-Thronian narrowly avoids a fragging himself.
The Galacian begins making his way up the steps.
So does this one.
Suddenly, the MoJ guy rushes past him.
Negatron is unimpressed by his Butt-Fu.
Now alone, this IM guy feels the need to get a gun.
He sprints hard.
And with a dive, just barely picks one up.
RARCom sprints to the stairs.
The Council of 500 tries to cut in line by killing the Luchardskoan, but fail the attack.
The Phalek tries to use the butt torch on RARCom but it continues to be too unwieldy for one person (Use rating .
This drone decapitates a Rhamphonaut.
Then the two drones try to walk around the queue to the stairs.
The NSSR guys join the queue.
The Rhamphonauts assault the Brootalz but do no damage.
The Luchardskoan tries to crush a Darkstorm head but this proves more difficult than expected.
Darkstorm guy tries to shoot a Brootal but it goes wide.
Same for the Broot.
The other Brootal assembles a big stick.
The Castle bois plow through the Dane toward the butt, but end up a little short.
Soo close...
The Dane makes a dive for the butt.
Yes! Touched it!
The GGE doffs their caps.
And rushes the Space Pirates with them.
They bowl over two.
The Pirates, mostly unperturbed, move on toward the stairs.
They also shoot a Darkstorm guy.
Power should be back soon so I will finish the turn in a few hours.
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Sweaty Danish hands are the first butt-touchers!
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Re: [HH] The Battle of the Buttnomikon [IT'S HEEERRREEE]
Agh pure Ossum!
Anyways RAMMING SPEED!!! CRUSH ALL IN OUR FINNISH SNAKE'S WAY!!!!
Anyways RAMMING SPEED!!! CRUSH ALL IN OUR FINNISH SNAKE'S WAY!!!!
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