[HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi
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[HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi
This is the story... of a buncha Brootalz
Who were standing, fixin' for a fite!
There were Dewskis
And Assyrians
Even Tratts showed up, alright!
This is a battle I played with my friends
On a cold October afternoon!
My cousin-in-law tried
But he was too young
and did nothing with Luchardsko
On turn one, the Dewskis built a great wall!
To keep out the Council of a Bunch!
In response the Council loaded
Their hero right into that gun!
Then came the Brootalz
Who massacred them
Luchardsko also tries to make a wall
Trattoria moves a little closer
But one drone takes a fall!
Then the Almighty... Benny Gesserit
Tries some strange soda ritual
To revive the council inf'try
omitting heads of course!
But then the Benny... tries out the big gun
and blows himself up to the sky
Somehow this Brootal dies
Luchardsko's wall grows
Trattoria's assets dry!
While the drone is crying
This broot is trying
a song to reduce dew armor
These guys load heads
and then they're all dead
An Assyrian goes KA-PLEWR!
The Assyrian hero
he gets demoted
his team tries to execute him cuz he sucks
The dewskis go on strike
The guitarist goes yikes
Becomes a zombie thrall!
Brootchi kills a broot
The Assyrian buys a yurt
This Broot gets off another successful kill
The Assyrian gets foreclosed
The Tratt drone steals his home
Oh his head he wears a turd.
Then one day, Droney meets Brootchi
and they move into Droney's new home
Meanwhile the Brootal
Can't kill council guy
As usual he fails his rolls!
A candygram arrives
An explosion takes lives
Brootchi's affair with candygram goes sour
What was the objective?
No one did it
That's how we all became the Brootal Bunch!
The Brootal Bunch
The Brootal Bunch
That's how we all became the Brootal Bunch!
Who were standing, fixin' for a fite!
There were Dewskis
And Assyrians
Even Tratts showed up, alright!
This is a battle I played with my friends
On a cold October afternoon!
My cousin-in-law tried
But he was too young
and did nothing with Luchardsko
On turn one, the Dewskis built a great wall!
To keep out the Council of a Bunch!
In response the Council loaded
Their hero right into that gun!
Then came the Brootalz
Who massacred them
Luchardsko also tries to make a wall
Trattoria moves a little closer
But one drone takes a fall!
Then the Almighty... Benny Gesserit
Tries some strange soda ritual
To revive the council inf'try
omitting heads of course!
But then the Benny... tries out the big gun
and blows himself up to the sky
Somehow this Brootal dies
Luchardsko's wall grows
Trattoria's assets dry!
While the drone is crying
This broot is trying
a song to reduce dew armor
These guys load heads
and then they're all dead
An Assyrian goes KA-PLEWR!
The Assyrian hero
he gets demoted
his team tries to execute him cuz he sucks
The dewskis go on strike
The guitarist goes yikes
Becomes a zombie thrall!
Brootchi kills a broot
The Assyrian buys a yurt
This Broot gets off another successful kill
The Assyrian gets foreclosed
The Tratt drone steals his home
Oh his head he wears a turd.
Then one day, Droney meets Brootchi
and they move into Droney's new home
Meanwhile the Brootal
Can't kill council guy
As usual he fails his rolls!
A candygram arrives
An explosion takes lives
Brootchi's affair with candygram goes sour
What was the objective?
No one did it
That's how we all became the Brootal Bunch!
The Brootal Bunch
The Brootal Bunch
That's how we all became the Brootal Bunch!
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi
Wait! You actually have friends who will PLAY Brikwars with you!??! And that UNDERSTAND the concept and spirit of the game!! You my friend, are incredibly lucky.
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi
thanks for the compliments
i feel validated for the day
Sadly, all the photos are practically sepia toned. I think the bright blue baseplates threw off my phone's white balance.
i feel validated for the day
Sadly, all the photos are practically sepia toned. I think the bright blue baseplates threw off my phone's white balance.
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi
I THOUGHT that was set as song lyrics! Just couldn't figure out which song until the end! If it helps, for future posts like this it helps to add a note: "Sung to the tune of 'The Brady Bunch Theme'" or something similar.
Lots of chaos, lots of confusion, and a Brootal with two heads! And a THEME SONG! Silly, yet satisfying!
Lots of chaos, lots of confusion, and a Brootal with two heads! And a THEME SONG! Silly, yet satisfying!
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ha! ha! you think I care!Scribonius wrote:I THOUGHT that was set as song lyrics! Just couldn't figure out which song until the end! If it helps, for future posts like this it helps to add a note: "Sung to the tune of 'The Brady Bunch Theme'" or something similar.
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi
I need to know what happened to the wall.
Empire of Luchardsko WIP wiki pageBrikWars 2010 Rules wrote:BrikWars ... stands in pretty direct opposition to many fundamental elements of the LEGO® philosophy, such as "Not Teaching Kids How Funny It Is to Set People on Fire."
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi
We discovered that the only way to make the game work was to keep sending my little cousin-in-law downstairs to get more bricks for his wall. The wall became quite large and impassable.Falk wrote:I need to know what happened to the wall.
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I kind of figured as much. Well now I know.ninja_bait wrote:ha! ha! you think I care!Scribonius wrote:I THOUGHT that was set as song lyrics! Just couldn't figure out which song until the end! If it helps, for future posts like this it helps to add a note: "Sung to the tune of 'The Brady Bunch Theme'" or something similar.
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Sometimes the best answers to a problem are the simplest. "Psst... hey.... we need more bricks for the wall!"ninja_bait wrote:We discovered that the only way to make the game work was to keep sending my little cousin-in-law downstairs to get more bricks for his wall. The wall became quite large and impassable.Falk wrote:I need to know what happened to the wall.
Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi
Gameplay: 4 - seems pretty brikwarsy to me.
Photography: 3 - although the pics weren't blurry or anything, you are right about the sepia tone. Maybe that just adds to the 70's vibe? idk
Violence: 5 - Not bad at all. Every battle is fun when the end result is a river of blood.
Writing: 4 - Although at first I was more than a little wierded out at your style of writing this, I soon realized it was intended to be a parody of lyrics. I feel like for that, you get all the points, because you did pretty good, honestly. I would have liked at least some amount of in-game backstory or context, rather than just the fact it was a local meetup.
Overall Appeal: 4 - I liked the battle. As I said above, I think that some context would have made it a bit more interesting than just some random dudes killing other random dudes for whatever reason (not like that's a bad thing though ).
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi
gameplay 3
photography 3
violence 4
writing 4
appeal 3
sepia pictures but at least there are robots manipulating events
photography 3
violence 4
writing 4
appeal 3
sepia pictures but at least there are robots manipulating events
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Gameplay 3.2
Photography 4 (Good focus, but HAAANDZ!!!!!!)
Violence 5
Writing 4.2
Overall Appeal 4.4 (Well played small skirmish)
TOTAL: 4.16
Photography 4 (Good focus, but HAAANDZ!!!!!!)
Violence 5
Writing 4.2
Overall Appeal 4.4 (Well played small skirmish)
TOTAL: 4.16
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi
You don't judge your own battle.ninja_bait wrote:gameplay 3
photography 3
violence 4
writing 4
appeal 3
sepia pictures but at least there are robots manipulating events
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi
Zupponn wrote:You don't judge your own battle.ninja_bait wrote:gameplay 3
photography 3
violence 4
writing 4
appeal 3
sepia pictures but at least there are robots manipulating events
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