[HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

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[HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

Postby ninja_bait » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:42 am

This is the story... of a buncha Brootalz
Who were standing, fixin' for a fite!
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There were Dewskis
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And Assyrians
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Even Tratts showed up, alright!
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This is a battle I played with my friends
On a cold October afternoon!
My cousin-in-law tried
But he was too young
and did nothing with Luchardsko
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On turn one, the Dewskis built a great wall!
To keep out the Council of a Bunch!
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In response the Council loaded
Their hero right into that gun!
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Then came the Brootalz
Who massacred them
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Luchardsko also tries to make a wall
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Trattoria moves a little closer
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But one drone takes a fall!
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Then the Almighty... Benny Gesserit
Tries some strange soda ritual
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To revive the council inf'try
omitting heads of course!
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But then the Benny... tries out the big gun
and blows himself up to the sky
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Somehow this Brootal dies
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Luchardsko's wall grows
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Trattoria's assets dry!
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While the drone is crying
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This broot is trying
a song to reduce dew armor
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These guys load heads
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and then they're all dead
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An Assyrian goes KA-PLEWR!
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The Assyrian hero
he gets demoted
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his team tries to execute him cuz he sucks
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The dewskis go on strike
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The guitarist goes yikes
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Becomes a zombie thrall!
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Brootchi kills a broot
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The Assyrian buys a yurt
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This Broot gets off another successful kill
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The Assyrian gets foreclosed
The Tratt drone steals his home
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Oh his head he wears a turd.
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Then one day, Droney meets Brootchi
and they move into Droney's new home
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Meanwhile the Brootal
Can't kill council guy
As usual he fails his rolls!
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A candygram arrives
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An explosion takes lives
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Brootchi's affair with candygram goes sour
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What was the objective?
No one did it
That's how we all became the Brootal Bunch!
The Brootal Bunch
The Brootal Bunch
That's how we all became the Brootal Bunch!
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

Postby Mesostopholes » Tue Oct 16, 2018 12:38 pm

Wait! You actually have friends who will PLAY Brikwars with you!??! And that UNDERSTAND the concept and spirit of the game!! You my friend, are incredibly lucky.

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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

Postby Kommander Ken » Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:39 pm

:wtc:  :sbr:


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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

Postby ninja_bait » Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:35 pm

thanks for the compliments
i feel validated for the day

Sadly, all the photos are practically sepia toned.  I think the bright blue baseplates threw off my phone's white balance.
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

Postby Scribonius » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:12 pm

I THOUGHT that was set as song lyrics! Just couldn't figure out which song until the end!  :lol:  If it helps, for future posts like this it helps to add a note: "Sung to the tune of 'The Brady Bunch Theme'" or something similar.

Lots of chaos, lots of confusion, and a Brootal with two heads! And a THEME SONG! Silly, yet satisfying!
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

Postby ninja_bait » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:55 pm

Scribonius wrote:I THOUGHT that was set as song lyrics! Just couldn't figure out which song until the end!  :lol:  If it helps, for future posts like this it helps to add a note: "Sung to the tune of 'The Brady Bunch Theme'" or something similar.


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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

Postby Falk » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:58 pm

I need to know what happened to the wall.
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

Postby ninja_bait » Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:14 am

Falk wrote:I need to know what happened to the wall.

We discovered that the only way to make the game work was to keep sending my little cousin-in-law downstairs to get more bricks for his wall.  The wall became quite large and impassable.
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

Postby Scribonius » Wed Oct 17, 2018 3:18 pm

ninja_bait wrote:
Scribonius wrote:I THOUGHT that was set as song lyrics! Just couldn't figure out which song until the end!  :lol:  If it helps, for future posts like this it helps to add a note: "Sung to the tune of 'The Brady Bunch Theme'" or something similar.


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I kind of figured as much. Well now I know.  :D
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

Postby Scribonius » Wed Oct 17, 2018 3:18 pm

ninja_bait wrote:
Falk wrote:I need to know what happened to the wall.

We discovered that the only way to make the game work was to keep sending my little cousin-in-law downstairs to get more bricks for his wall.  The wall became quite large and impassable.


Sometimes the best answers to a problem are the simplest. "Psst... hey.... we need more bricks for the wall!"
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

Postby Darkstorm » Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:11 pm

:mystery:
Gameplay: 4 - seems pretty brikwarsy to me.
Photography: 3 - although the pics weren't blurry or anything, you are right about the sepia tone. Maybe that just adds to the 70's vibe? idk
Violence: 5 - Not bad at all. Every battle is fun when the end result is a river of blood.
Writing: 4 - Although at first I was more than a little wierded out at your style of writing this, I soon realized it was intended to be a parody of lyrics. I feel like for that, you get all the points, because you did pretty good, honestly. I would have liked at least some amount of in-game backstory or context, rather than just the fact it was a local meetup.
Overall Appeal: 4 - I liked the battle. As I said above, I think that some context would have made it a bit more interesting than just some random dudes killing other random dudes for whatever reason (not like that's a bad thing though  :roll:  :wink: ).
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

Postby ninja_bait » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:41 pm

gameplay 3
photography 3
violence 4
writing 4
appeal 3

sepia pictures but at least there are robots manipulating events
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

Postby AZKAMAT » Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:34 pm

Gameplay 3.2
Photography 4 (Good focus, but HAAANDZ!!!!!!)
Violence 5
Writing 4.2
Overall Appeal 4.4 (Well played small skirmish)

TOTAL: 4.16
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

Postby Zupponn » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:37 pm

ninja_bait wrote:gameplay 3
photography 3
violence 4
writing 4
appeal 3

sepia pictures but at least there are robots manipulating events

You don't judge your own battle.
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Re: [HH] The Ballad of Droney and Brootchi

Postby ninja_bait » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:47 pm

Zupponn wrote:
ninja_bait wrote:gameplay 3
photography 3
violence 4
writing 4
appeal 3

sepia pictures but at least there are robots manipulating events

You don't judge your own battle.

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