
Suzie Cheesecake: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Suzie Cheesecake here at the BTV News live studio, bringing you the hottest news! And boy, how hot these news have gotten recently!"

Suzie Cheesecake: "What could have been the end of a two-year long rivalry between two former allies, resulted in a massacre with at least 26 people confirmed dead! A group of Polish soldiers lead by the Field Marshall Ryszard Mazurek, who was supposed to sign the treaty on place of the hindered President Sadow, proceeded to wreck havoc upon the centre hall of the Lietuvan parliament building.

Suzie Cheesecake: "Several important leaders of the Lietuvan people, including Leonas Žemaitis leader of the Lietuvan National Front and Matis Adomaitis, who was to be nominated as the first president of the Free Republik of Lietuva, have been killed during this massacre, leaving the Lietuvans with no effective leadership."

Suzie Cheesecake: "It is still unclear whether Mazurek acted on his own or executed a plan conceived by the Polish high command. A statement by Polish governmental representatives is still pending."

Lietuvan Rebel: "The whole summit has been ruined and all our leaders are dead, what should we do now, boss? "
Lt. Richter: "You know what..."

Lt. Richter: "Fuck these guys! It really was just a matter of time til they pulled stuff like that!"

Lt. Richter: "Nothing to argue about, let's get out and drive off these dogs from our home worlds!"
Lietuvan Rebel: "If you say so, boss."