Switzerland Strikes! Turn 4

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Post by lordintype » Thu May 23, 2019 9:39 pm

Brikthulhu wrote:
Thu May 23, 2019 6:38 pm
Is this battle still happening?? :mystery:
I think motorhead fan is unwell or something
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Post by Brikthulhu » Fri May 24, 2019 12:55 am

lordintype wrote:
Thu May 23, 2019 9:39 pm
Brikthulhu wrote:
Thu May 23, 2019 6:38 pm
Is this battle still happening?? :mystery:
I think motorhead fan is unwell or something
ok that makes sense
I think my cult stole it. Idk why when i type c.u.l.t it changes to cult

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Post by motorhead fan » Fri May 24, 2019 10:12 am

Hi guys, thanks for asking, but after a previous illness, I am ok, sadly however, my camera is having some issues so I can't use it at the moment, however, turn 1 should be up around saturday or sunday, so don't worry.

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Post by Brikthulhu » Fri May 24, 2019 8:24 pm

Great :D
I think my cult stole it. Idk why when i type c.u.l.t it changes to cult

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Post by motorhead fan » Mon May 27, 2019 12:18 pm

Turn 1

Hello everyone, thanks for getting your orders in so soon and I'm very sorry for the excessively long wait, but at log last, here we go:

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The SRL pile into the building with the intention of ignoring everything that Falk does, except the one guy who couldn't make it inside.

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The hero tries to lift the tank in but fails...
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Successfully pulping himself.

First kill: ninja_bait - Himself

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In the distance, that HC tank fires at the blue tripod in the SRC but misses.

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The large rifle hovervehicle fires...

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And vaporises a boat as the infantry advances, preparing to shoot at the SRC infantry.

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The 11 of them manage to kill a measly 3 targets.

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The SRC infantry take cover behind a boat and kill a single enemy in return.

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Given that the original guy who was going to go up the ladder died, this one went up but the dice decreed that the cannon neaded a turn to prepare.

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The tripod went around the infantry and fired at the smaller red vehicle.

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Tearing it apart with heavy bullets!

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And the tank blew a structure point off the other tank.

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These 3 guys went inside the building.

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And the cannons got into position.

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Both missed, sadly.

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The SRR ran to get into the buiding, but one guy got lodged in the small window and was stuck,
forcing the rest to take the long way round.

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Guns started to be fired, killing 2 Helvetiks.

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The red walker was waiting in response fire and killed one of the SRR guys.

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The tripod went behind the building and immediately rolled a one to shoot.

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The Helvetik light tank hit the lime tank but did no damage.

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The swordsman bent over, allowing people with guns to move onto the wall, except the mobile machine gun, which couldn't climb.

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They fired down, killing 2 inside.

End of turn 1, send your orders for turn 2.

I really need to work on my communication, in this spoiler, you will find the current stats of each vehicle:
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Vehicle stats:

Lime tank:
Size: 4
Armour: 3D10
Weapon: Size 2 Rocket launcher
Movement: 10 inches

Red light tank:
Size: 4
Armour 3D10
Weapon: Size 2 Rocket launcher
Size 1 Autogun
Movement: 10 inches

Red tank
Size: 6
Armour 3D10
Weapons: Size 3 Rocket Launcher
Size 1 Autogun
Movement: 10 inches

Blue tank
Size: 6
Armour 3D10
Weapons Size 3 Rocket launcher
Size 1 Autogun
4 Size 1 Rockets
Movement: 10 inches

Red hovervehicle
Size 4
Armour: 2D10
Weapons: Size 4 gun
Movement: 8 inches


Tripod SRC
Size: 3
Armour 2D10
Weapons: Size 2 Autogun
Movement 8 inches

Tripod SRR
Size 3
Armour 2D10
Weapons: Size 2 Autogun
Movement: 8 inches

Red walker
Size: 3
Armour 2D10
Weapons: Size 2 Autogun
6 Rockets
Movement 8 Inches

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Re: Switzerland Strikes! Turn 1

Post by Brikthulhu » Thu May 30, 2019 12:00 pm

nice. can't wait to enter the battle :D
I think my cult stole it. Idk why when i type c.u.l.t it changes to cult

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Re: Switzerland Strikes! Turn 1

Post by ninja_bait » Thu May 30, 2019 5:21 pm

Ignore falk's army, and attack the next nearest opponent
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Re: Switzerland Strikes! Turn 1

Post by Falk » Thu May 30, 2019 5:46 pm

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Re: Switzerland Strikes! Turn 1

Post by ninja_bait » Thu May 30, 2019 7:13 pm

Brikthulhu wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 12:00 pm
nice. can't wait to enter the battle :D
A worthy opponent!
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Re: Switzerland Strikes! Turn 1

Post by motorhead fan » Fri May 31, 2019 7:37 am

Brikthulhu wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 12:00 pm
nice. can't wait to enter the battle :D
You will arrive on turn 3, so it won't be long.

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Re: Switzerland Strikes! Turn 1

Post by Brikthulhu » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:31 pm

Great :D .prepare forCHAOS!!!
I think my cult stole it. Idk why when i type c.u.l.t it changes to cult

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Re: Switzerland Strikes! Turn 1

Post by Leaniz » Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:20 pm

Can I take secret faction 2?
Everyone, roll initiative. All npcs immidiatly get a natural 20, everyone else gets a -10000000 on their roll.


Good Luck

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Re: Switzerland Strikes! Turn 1

Post by motorhead fan » Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:42 pm

Hello, Whilst secret faction 2 has already been taken, if you would like, I could bring in a 3rd for you.

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Re: Switzerland Strikes! Turn 1

Post by Leaniz » Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:17 pm

Oh, sure! I saw the first page and thought no one had taken it. Sorry about that.
Everyone, roll initiative. All npcs immidiatly get a natural 20, everyone else gets a -10000000 on their roll.


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Re: Switzerland Strikes! Turn 1

Post by motorhead fan » Sat Jun 08, 2019 10:22 am

Sorry again for the long wait, I'll try and get my act together.

TURN 2
Basically, tons of things don't make it into turn 3

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Both cannons need to be reloaded and so they are reloaded.

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The sergeant fails his attack like a total noob.

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This guy steals the sword and chops the Japanese guy into little pieces.

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The Red walker launches as many rockets as possible (All of them) at the SR Tripod opposite him.
(For each additional rocket launched, I subtracted a skill point)

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The Tripod gets Blasted apart, and one guy dies.

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In the centre, 2 more Swiss die.

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The other tripod climbs onto the building

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Both the tripod and the cannon fire at the tank, missing completely.

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Ninja baits' army ignores Falk and goes to the centre to join in there.

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They shoot another 3 Swiss to death

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The tank joins in,

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Killing another 2

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The red light tank fires its' machine gun at the lime tank, knocking it down 2 Structure points.

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The rest of the infantry climb down and take some guns from their victims(No picture, sorry) and shoot 2 Space Raiders in the back.

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This guy tries to hit that Swiss artillery crewman with a spanner but misses...

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And he is decapitated by the counter.

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The others try to shoot him but miss, somehow.

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This guy moves towards the other cannon.

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The Swiss in the centre make it into melee, killing one.

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The sergeant shoots the guy on the cannon to death.

Send orders for turn 3!

Be careful! at the end of turn 3, 3 new factions are arriving, I strongly recommend that you get away from the corners or you will be chopped into pieces!

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