The stage is all set
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The bartender's ready
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The food court is stocked while a newly introduced couple shares a drink
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These two get loose to some hip hop, while a couple of cosplayers chat it up in the back
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The gardens been manicured as a sentry gun stands by
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This cyclops has had a bad week...but nothing some loud, live music can't fix...
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Damn right he's ready!
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The bots and Boaris keep a weary eye out
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And of course the command team is good to go. The hawk-eyed sniper ever alert for danger...
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And what's this? An area covered in fog of war? What could be in there? No matter because everything's going without a hitch so far...
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...then the sqealch of a bullhorn pierces the hip hop sounds and stops the conversations
??? "This is Agent Massive Prick of the Universal Police Force! This unsanctioned event is in direct violation of new universal ordinances, and is to cease immediately!!! You will then surrender all your weapons and subject your nether regions to search for contraband!! Failure to comply will get you stiff fines and a record that won't allow you to ever work in a bank or fine dining establishment! You have five seconds to come out in an orderly fashion!"
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Then the laughter began
Agent Prick: "Oh you think this is funny huh?
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Agent Prick: "Fuck their miranda rights! Time to make our resisting arrest quota!"
Universal Police Force
During the unparalleled chaos of Ragnablok several planetary police districts decided to unite and militarize, all in the name of oppression and tax money. This new brand of cop consumes massive amounts of donuts and coffee while giving you tickets for wearing white after Labor Day, jaywalking, or enjoying a picnic in a park. This particular group is made up of 3 heavies (1 with a rocket launcher) 4 officers and Agent Prick as the hero. "By the book squeaky clean but secretly dirty" G-man archetype. Due to their super oppressive nature since forming the cops get +2 to all rolls!
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??? "Yo, bro I'm totally nose-hounding those eats and drinks, dawg!"
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??? "For sure, broski! The tatas on some of those taters in there are super swaggy! Be a shame to lose our invitation in the mail like that, time to do some keg stands, fam! I totally need the street cred on my InstaBookSpaceGramFaceTweet!"
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??? together: "Here for the dranks but we'll stay for the skanks! DudeHouse!!"
The Smug Bastards are a menace to any party, get together, event or fiesta. They will consume all the food, drink all the booze, puke in your swimming pool all while hitting on your girlfriend/sister/mother with their tales of super parties at spring breaks and wild winter bashes nobody cares to hear. They always start a fight with a kid in a wheelchair or a senior citizen and make absolutely sure your toilet is clogged before they ever leave. These two are both unarmed heroes with the "Super Jock Douchebag" archetype
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Director Lena: "Okay people, here they come! You have your orders!"
Blacktronians: "You're the boss, Lady!"
Blacktronia is some 1.8 billion light years from (Nehellenium) in a vast universal system with several thousand habitable planets. These particular Blacktronians were sent to this universe by something they call "The Pulse", a rend in the space time continuum that occurs at random within their universe and sucks ships, planets and entire galaxies into its grasp...only to spit them back out in various locations across several different universes and dimensions. This particular group of Blacktronians is led by Director Magda Lena, defacto faction leader, and "Super Genius Technology Wizard" archetype. Today she's joined by 2 common CombatBots, a sniper, 2 sentry guns, and 2 heavies (1 with grenade launcher). Captain Jon Athon is a hero character with "I like my guns big as fuck!" archetype.
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And so welcome to "The Party". As the end of another Rekonstruktion comes hurtling to a close with the lingering effects of Ragnablok heavy on the air, one minifig decided to end his little corner of the universe with a bang: he's managed to stage a concert with the massively popular band Building 4 Destruktion! This particular battle was played been myself and a friend online...partly as a test bed for me to test and streamline some features of games I run and mostly just for the sheer fun of it. I'm hoping to get this up right away as time demands and hopefully someday soon run an actual forum battle...in the meantime have this battle report!
- Building 4 Destruktion will appear at the end of turn 2, no matter the status of the battlefield
- Guests are invincible and half ass oblivious to the world around them, happily drinking booze and mingling as if nothing's happening all in anticipation of the bands arrival, they can't be killed but can be interacted with.
- U.P.F: shut the party down by any means necessary! Property damage, planting evidence, and thousand round shootouts are all legal where law breakers are involved.
- Smug Bastards: Cause the most annoyances possible! Slamming down all the drinks, food fights, pissing on the hedges, and talking louder than the music are all good examples of complete asshattery.
- Blacktronia Confederation: keep the Party going strong!
- Secret Faction is unlocked by the rule of randomness...either by coin flip, card draw or whenever I feel like conditions have been met. Or I remember they exist...whichever comes first.
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Timmy the Punk Rock Combat Medic!
As if Timmy wasn't psyched enough to see a Building 4 Destruktion concert, he's taken it upon himself to drink about 14 Buzz colas and is now completely amped out of his head! Because of these facts Timmy will randomly teleport around the map every other turn, reviving one dead unit at random. If there are no dead units when this hazard procs he will slam down more Buzz cola, and headbang to the music in his head.
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The U.P.F moves out having won initiative
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This cop unloads on a 'Bot, crap rolls means he hits nothing but air and probably misses that too
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A flubbed sprint roll leads to a trip
Agent Prick: "Fucking rookies..."
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This officer doesn't fire a warning shot...
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...and takes a 'Bot down!
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A point blank shotgun blast takes a structure point of this sentry gun
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The Smug Bastards move up but are far out of range for much else
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On Blacktronia's first turn the sentry gun lays down some arc fire
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It misses everybody but the tripped cop, cutting her down
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The second sentry gun fires at the Bastards, but only manages to stir the wind around them
Blonde Bastard: "Yo bro, watch the 'do!"
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Captain Athon steps around from the hedges and fires...but his gun jams after a few missed rounds are fired
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The other 'Bot shoots at a cop but fails to hit him
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Sniper takes aim...
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The others move up and prepare response fire.
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*End Turn 1*