Who rules the school? Time to find out! Thanks to Aaron Sneary for the scenario idea.
Four clicks of students, each with an appropriate bonus, battle it out across the schoolyard:
(bonus: an uzi)
(bonus: two knives)
(bonus: three random objects)
(bonus: an extra minifig)
Overwatch of the battlefield.
The battle begins
The gangstas and nerds close in on each other, one nerd getting a bike for himself.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the battlefield, it's getting frosty between the bimbos and emos.
And the next moment the fighting starts! The gangstas and nerds crash into each other...
...as do the bimbos and emos. One bimbo is stabbed to death.
The gangstas overpower the nerds (unsurprisingly perhaps), shoving two of them into the ground and uziing the third nerd's face into a red goo.
The surviving nerds flee.
One bimbo is beaten to death with a rat. Another shoves an emo onto the ground, but he throws his knife into her gut and kills her.
The gangstas don't care about pursuing the fleeing nerds. Instead they loot their gear and head towards the emo/bimbo fight.
The nerds beat up the groundskeeper and steal his broom.
The last bimbo is knifed and ratted. Only three clicks remain now.
Suddenly the gangstas arrive, making their presence felt by killing an emo!
Just as suddenly the nerds make a comeback, pushing a gangsta off his bike, but he survives.
Bitter fighting breaks out between the emos and gangstas; another emo is shot.
And very abruptly, it's all over. In a single turn the gangstas destroy all remaining opposition.
The gangstas are the clear winner of this battle; they haven't taken a single casualty, and all other clicks are annihilated.
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.