The day started out innocent enough, EI was under orders not to do anything until the LWAR juggernaught had moved on, so not much doing from them.
"I'm bored," says Tonih Stuat, the hobo LASCAR driver who stole Rusty Wallace's racing suit and forgot to put on the lower half.
Don't worry, Tonih, you guys get the response action to end all response actions.
The first bit of action took place when Sam Wolton activated the nanobots in the spectating parrot's brain stem, turning it and the napalm-covered seeds it ate that morning into a living firebomb. (this was a Heroic Feat)
The bird promptly kamikaze'd the Heavy Banshee,
flinging the Peach troops clear, unharmed.
They picked up rifles and prepared to retaliate,
when the Unknown Force (my baby sister) decided to intervene on Destruction's behalf. Fortunately, the quick thinking of the Unknowable Force (one of my younger brothers) saved them from certain chewanation. The end result was that they got knocked over and incapacitated.
Th Unknown Force, foiled.
End EI turn.
After that, it became the Bonies turn. Under orders to attack whatever was closest, their cavalry pounced on the custom chopper of LWAR hero, Jeff Gordone.
The one on the bad steed rolled a crit. fail for his attack, meaning he lopped off his horse's head, and was killed when it fell on him.
The second Bony attacked, and turned Jeff's driver into a no-face zombie!
A second group of Bonies attacked.
The result. Now that guy has something to scream about. Behind him, the Unknowable Force checks on the Unknown Force.
Some Bony zombies moved foward to block the juggernaught's progress
Then the Bony artillery opened up.
That burned out the port shields on the jug.
Then, the Giant Bony heard something above him.
Two Gamma Corps Hoverboard Troopers who were lying in ambush fall off the small cliff.
End Bony Turn.
Next, it was the LWAR turn.
The orders: to charge foward and attack whatever was closest. 1st of all, Jeff Gordone bailed onto the Jug, and fired one of his pistols at his former driver, which missed. (this was his heroic feat)
Giving up on him, Jeff fired at the remaining Bony rider...
Unhorseing, and unanimating, the Bony.
The gunner on the buggy realised he wouldn't last long sticking around, so he followed his leader's example and bailed out too.
The Jug started its inexorable run, crushing the Zombies that had been sent to hold it.
And, meanwhile, the ATV elite drove foward, scratching the paint on the duck, much to Marion's dismay.
However, her angry yells ceased when the Juge hit her rear bumper.
The ram also ruptured the water tank on the back of the truck, releasing gallons of water and some sea creatures.
Meanwhile, the Custom Chopper drove up to the EI staff car and Johnny Thunder, in the back, blew the driver's head off.
Then the other Custom Chopper rolled up, and the minigun trooper opened up on the trailer.
Killing Bob Wolton.
Now, I don't care how disciplined they are, but the EI infantry would have to be robots not to return fire after that. The ones that weren't, did, avenging their leader's brother by massively overkilling him.
The EI Minigun Trooper fired too...
Splattering the driver of the chopper all over the battlefield.
Sam Wolton fired his handguns at the grenade the driver was holding, detonating it.
The blast knocked Johnny off his chopper.
In response to that, the Jug's main gun swings round, and pounds the RAT-AT with an explosive shell. (scratched the armor. maybe.)
End LWAR turn and massive response by EI.
Oh, did I mention that the recycling truck seen on day 0 was vaped by an orbital strike by the Unknowable Force? (He wanted it back. It was his, so I couldn't be angry.)
Anyway, this left the truck's cargo, three battledroids and a butlerbot, standing in the middle of the highway.
After the LWAR, the Megians cocked their guns, under orders to fire on the civilians.
A hit from a laser bazooka had a predictable effect on the policeman.
Then the Megian Oilspitter opened up...
Melting a battle droid...
Frying the LWAR ATV Elite...
And detonating the duck's machinegun's ammunition...
Which set Marion on fire...
And sprayed flame all over the place.
The Megian infantry fired...
But only succeeded at shattering the duck's windshield.
Capt. Commandopants: I cast Summon Bigger Fish!
The OLOACAWISG moves up, and fires at the LWAR Jug. Crit. fail. Gun overheats and the magazine blows.
The Jug, inresponse, levels its massive cannons at the OLOACWISG, and fires.
End Megian Turn.
My two hoverboard troopers pick themselves up, and try to look nonchalant. One, it seems, broke his fall, the other broke his gun.
Meanwhile, my Light Squad advanced onto the field.
They plastered the two remaining Bony zombies while the rest of my forces moved up.
End Gamma Corps turn.
Gamma Corps: 0
Gamma Corps: 4