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Postby Massam » Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:56 pm

Well, if you have a Terminator type hero, he could punch through the dude and tear his heart out. Or if you had a vampire guy. Or a barbarian.
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Postby Tiny Tank Rannon » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:06 pm

Can't we all remember that minifig everyone has, but never really uses in a non-randomized army?

Spider-man! You know, guy who can punch and kill you if he felt like it.

Of course I just give him all those close combat abilities and count his hands as weapons, because spider-man should never use a gun.
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Postby tahthing » Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:27 am

yer there are some that need no weapons. batman,weird penis,kungfu masters,ninja and boxers.
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Postby ahp77 » Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:56 am

tahthing wrote:yer there are some that need no weapons. batman,weird penis,kungfu masters,ninja and boxers.


Ninjas always look more kickass w/ katanas though.
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:37 pm

ahp77 wrote:
tahthing wrote:yer there are some that need no weapons. batman,weird penis,kungfu masters,ninja and boxers.


Ninjas always look more kickass w/ katanas though.


Not to mention shuriken, grappling hooks, nun-chucks, etc.
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Postby Arkbrik » Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:41 am

ahp77 wrote:
tahthing wrote:yer there are some that need no weapons. batman,weird penis,kungfu masters,ninja and boxers.


Ninjas always look more kickass w/ katanas though.

Katanas suck! Yes, they look kickass, but they're not. A longsword is much better.
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Postby 501stCadians » Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:35 am

No they don't! I am training in Ninjutsu and they ROCK! Choppy Choppy!
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Postby Arkbrik » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:52 am

Katanas can only be used for slashing. A longsword can skewer, hack, etc. A katana is also unable to parry as heavy attacks as a longsword can without breaking.
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Postby IVhorseman » Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:55 pm

Arkbrik wrote:Katanas can only be used for slashing. A longsword can skewer, hack, etc. A katana is also unable to parry as heavy attacks as a longsword can without breaking.


Have you ever actually held, or even attempted to swing a longsword?
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Postby Elmagnifico » Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:18 pm

Useful tip for those of us who have lots of broken mini-fig hands:  Fit them onto your ninja/kung-fu warriors.  They make it look like he's doing a chop.
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Postby ahp77 » Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:26 pm

Arkbrik wrote:Katanas can only be used for slashing. A longsword can skewer, hack, etc. A katana is also unable to parry as heavy attacks as a longsword can without breaking.


Katanas don't kill you as often when they break. They're made to sphincter into the enemy when they break.
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Postby Arkbrik » Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:10 am

IVhorseman wrote:
Arkbrik wrote:Katanas can only be used for slashing. A longsword can skewer, hack, etc. A katana is also unable to parry as heavy attacks as a longsword can without breaking.


Have you ever actually held, or even attempted to swing a longsword?

I read it in a webcomic, surely it must be true?
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Postby Rody » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:53 am

yes you only use katana's for slashing, and only with the few inches at the end of the thing too.
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Postby Massam » Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:54 am

What? Lies!  A katana is a cutting weapon, designed to impact, and then pull through. However, you can stab! They are also way stronger than longswords were.
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Postby pesgores » Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:17 pm

Massam wrote:What? Lies!  A katana is a cutting weapon, designed to impact, and then pull through. However, you can stab! They are also way stronger than longswords were.


I saw a documentary 2 weeks ago and it said that katanas are suited for weak people, because they do not need much force to cut something; on the other hand, longswords' strength depends on the wielder's physical strength.
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