here we go, the first turn, some bloodshed involved.
They just walk towards the weapon stash.
half of their troops head to the weapon stash, as they go, their hero yells, "Keep your heads up, lads"
Another one heads over to the Pirates" do you want to be allies?" They just float there.
The first Deserter heads out the door, and blows the head of a Mad-evil, while dodging return fire.
The rest of the deserters pour out of the cave, just like rats.
They just float there.
So, umm, when are we going to leave base?
What are we doing here..wait, do you hear that?
Aaggghhh... The assassins are here.
Wait a second, what's that noise? OMG, IT'S UNDEAD! (These guys instantly corrupt any weapon they use, and turn their victims into headless zombies.
One gets killed by a pistol doing 11 damage.
BUt the other sprints up, and decaps a Diver, and narrowly misses another.
Send in turn 2 orders!