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Postby Carrnevil9 » Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:27 pm

A co-worker and I were discussing.. something, quite likely video game related. I believe we were discussing Suda 51's latest venture into the Wii (No More Heroes) and he brought up another crazy game. Some of you may recognize the name "From Software" as being a mechanized name you can trust (Armored Core, Chromehounds, etc.) So it is with great pleasure and a good deal of laughter that I present the intro to "Metal Wolf Chaos."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jZVmtDuMxAA

This was an Xbox game that never made it stateside (2004) where you play as the President of the United States fighting the Vice President. It also appears that the entirety of the game is in English with Japanese subtitles. It contains some of the worst voice-acting work this side of Megaman X4. Does anyone else think this is brikwar material?
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Postby IVhorseman » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:09 am

WHAT.

and this is From Software's work?


somehow i believe it ;-;
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Postby Captain Nomouth » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:52 am

Amazing, simply amazing. :roll:
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Postby DarkWolf » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:32 pm

Wow. Those are some crappy one-liners. And I find it hard to believe that From Software put this out. Oh, wait, no I don't.
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Postby En!gma » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:55 pm

I believe that the one-liners would be very appropriate form most Brikwars heroes.
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Postby DarkWolf » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:58 pm

En!gma wrote:I believe that the one-liners would be very appropriate form most Brikwars heroes.


"I'll head to Liberty Island to rescue my men. And the reason is......... because I'm the president of this great, United States of America!" That was one of the worst lines I've ever heard. Although, "SUCK! ON MY! MISSILE PUNCH!" was one of the more amusing lines. Here, more crappy one-liners: http://youtube.com/watch?v=fxTsjb46ECA&feature=related
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Postby Silent Mobius » Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:41 pm

Whats really funny is that by the end of the game the Presidents name changes from Michael Wilson to Richard Hawk.
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Postby Commander Evil » Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:38 am

oh god i GOTTA use that Missile punch line in my next battle.
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Postby Tiny Tank Rannon » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:29 am

"Hello Jonny boy!" this has more one-liners then pigs to a pig feeder. yeah, I'm so good at explaining things.

and this is the outrageous amount of one liners I have to make every time my talking tank shoots something, because he's talking!

So what has more one liners, this or Super-man returns?
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Postby Olothontor » Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:47 pm

Tiny Tank Rannon wrote:So what has more one liners, this or Super-man returns?


I'm gonna go with Metal Wolf Chaos.
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Postby DarkWolf » Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:31 pm

Olothontor wrote:
Tiny Tank Rannon wrote:So what has more one liners, this or Super-man returns?


I'm gonna go with Metal Wolf Chaos.


Metal Wolf Chaos. But, this is why I like the Dawn of War games. Each unit has about a half-dozen one-liners, and they all kick ass.

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Postby Tiny Tank Rannon » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:01 pm

DarkWolf wrote:
Metal Wolf Chaos. But, this is why I like the Dawn of War games. Each unit has about a half-dozen one-liners, and they all kick ass.

KILL! MAIM! BURN!


Oh yes "Knowledge is power, hide it well." "For the emperor" and last but not least "WAAAGH!" oh yes, one liners indeed.
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Postby blackwing77 » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:36 pm

Soulstorm's one liners suck, no thanks to the worst force commander ever. Doesn't help that no one is listening to stop the expansions, make DoW2 already.
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Postby Blitzen » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:47 pm

Why does nobody respect Warcraft II? There's the good ol' 'zug zug oorug', the classic 'dabu', and assorted phrases in real English. You can even make people in Elvern Destroyers barf! They say, and I quote,

'stop rocking the boat!
You're making me seasick!/
[insert assorted upchucking sounds here]'

And then there's my personal favourite:

'Join the army they said!
See the world they said!
I'd rather be sailing.'
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:57 pm

Blitzen wrote:Why does nobody respect Warcraft II? There's the good ol' 'zug zug oorug', the classic 'dabu', and assorted phrases in real English. You can even make people in Elvern Destroyers barf! They say, and I quote,

'stop rocking the boat!
You're making me seasick!/
[insert assorted upchucking sounds here]'

And then there's my personal favourite:

'Join the army they said!
See the world they said!
I'd rather be sailing.'


This brings back fond memories of many hours wasted away spent repeatedly double-clicking units in Warcraft 2 and Starcraft.
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