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Post by IVhorseman » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:48 pm

stubby wrote: I'm kind of impressed that even the most epic MOC on the forum to date gets its thread derailed halfway into page two. We are a well-oiled thread destroying machine.
Seriously. The only other forum I go to is Something Awful, and people get perma-banned for derailing on this magnitude.


Oh, and meme-speak is already spoken by those who don't visit /b/. One of the girl who lives across the hall from me says "Epic Fail" just about every day, and has no idea what a chan is. Find a new meme, adopt it, spread it, then exile it. rinse, repeat.

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Post by Natalya » Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:55 pm

I know that stubby's the admin. But, like I said, the internet is at stake here. D: Besides, if he B& me I would just come back later with one of those "I have been banned x times" sigs.

Stubby, while you're online, can you set avatar dimensions to 150 x 150?
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Post by Moronstudios » Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:16 pm

I'm still jealous over the magnifisence of this MOC
stubby wrote:I'm holding my breath over whether Moronstudios has any idea what caused all the booty bothered in the first place or is just an innocent victim.
I knew what the meme was, however, changing the animal did not give NatalyaAF the right to bitch at me.

But seriously, how is a dog not fine?
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Post by Natalya » Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:32 pm

Anyway, to bring the thread back on topic...


Assyrian Uranus Class Armoured Core

Specifications:

Height = 32"
Move = 24" or 36"
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Armour Structure Level = 3 to 5
Joint Structure Level = 2 to 3

Propulsion:
Legs (Walking & Running)
2 KYAGB 3000 Type II Fusion Rockets

Power Source:
Daicon 406-F Di-Brickium Reactor

Weight:
10 Lego Tonnes

Additional Features:
Targeting Computer
2 wrist-mounted ion torches
Magnetic Shielding
Mimetic Armour
Missile Jammer
A.T. Field Projector


The targeting computer handles firing at enemy units. The pilot merely selects a target within locking distance and hits fire once the computer calculates the target's trajectory. The Magnetic Shielding protects the AC against electro-magnetic pulses and other strange weapons like lightning cannons and plasma guns. I didn't show pictures, but if you fold back the armour on the top sides of the wrists there are emitters for ion torches meant to cut through enemies. They can also be used for maneuvering since they're essentially ion rockets, but they aren't strong enough to propel the AC on their own. Some sections like the front of the core have mimetic armour (any smooth tiled surface) which reduces damage from shell weapons but doesn't provide an advantage against explosive weapons or particle weapons. The missile jammer tries to jam heat-seeking missiles or ones which have a lock-on function and tries to confuse their computers. (It gives a -1 modifier to use rolls when enemies fire targeted missiles at it. Straight-firing rockets are not affected.) The AC's Absolute Terror Field emitter lets it fight against Evangelist Cyborgs.


*The fusion rockets may be used for 2 consecutive turns to increase the maximum move to 36" but it must then spend 1 turn recharging them where it can only move 24". They let the AC use some of its movement as flying movement if desired, but normally it's just for speeding across the ground.
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Post by Tzan » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:27 pm

Hooray! its back on topic! Just in time for me to say:

Nice job, I like the way she quotes Shakespeare.


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Post by james+burgundy » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:46 pm

nice avatar NatalyaAF but me thinks me liked the old one more

how about this one look more evil like
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Been here longer then pretty much all of you or some shit.

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Post by Dr. X » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:38 pm

Who is that girl in her avatars anyway? I asked once but I forgot.
I think those stats only apply to non-Mexicans.

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Post by Natalya » Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:19 am

Dr. X, it's a trap. My avatar is the same person who J+B just posted a pic of.
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Post by IVhorseman » Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:50 am

ahahah it says "dix" on his forehead

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Post by Natalya » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:04 am

Dix is French for 10 and references his band, Moi Dix Mois.
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Post by dilanski » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:56 pm

lol at moronstudio's new rank the irony burn's
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Post by birdman » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:01 pm

now when am i gonna get a funny rank? i've got enough posts, surely.
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Post by pesgores » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:11 pm

dilanski wrote:lol at moronstudio's new rank the irony burn's
So after all Rayhawk is still paying us a visit.
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Post by birdman » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:52 pm

and yet he makes no announcement of his return? perhaps it is temporary.
truly, the rayhawk works in mysterious ways.
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Post by james+burgundy » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:48 pm

dang was wishing i got a new title this time
Been here longer then pretty much all of you or some shit.

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