Snakes on a plane

[Arkbrik]

I never saw the movie, but here's the battle report anyway.



There's the plane...



...the pilot...



...the inside of the plane... but where's the snakes?



Ah, there they come.



The snakes kill the first passenger.



The kid tries to kill a snake by force-feeding it a carrot. It fails.



The stewardess opens fire, killing a snake. And the kid too.



The snakes attack and kill the last passenger.



The stewardess tries to shoot the snakes, but her gun is too long.



Then she dies.



The pilot decides not to stick around any longer.



He leaps out of the plane.



Without a pilot, the plane crashes and explodes, killing the remaining snakes.



It might have seemed like a crazy thing to jump off the plane, but don't worry; he's got a parachute!



Crap, it was his lunch...



Ouch.

[Moronstudios]

Wow. Quick, bloody, and funny; this report was great to read. I feel sorry for the snakes, dying in a fire and all.

[Warhead]

If only the film had been even a tenth as good as this, well done.

[Pvt Expendable]

wow this is a thousand times better than the movie.  For 1 billionth the budget too.

[Killer Karetsu]

I have never seen the movie, but I liked the battle. Go snakes!

[Bennanteno]

I think shooting a gun on a plane is a death sentence, the bullet penetrates the cabin wall and depressurizes the plane.  Unless you're flying low that kills everyone inside.
Unless you use hollow point bullets.

[lrdofbricks]

lol
hilarous

[pesgores]

Y'know, excluding the part where the plane crashes and everybody dies and there is no bathroom sex, looks exactly like the movie.

[Theblackdog]

Whoa, this is awesome.  I need to integrate snakes-on-a-plane into a forum battle somehow... hmm... I do have 7734 Cargo Carrier...

[Natalya]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjo01sbmzrg

[Danuis]

Oh man, that was good.

Quick, fast and bloody. Something not seen much ere.

[waldorfa]

What a great battle, but what about the sweet dialogue?

"That's it:  I have had it with these mother-f*#$%ing plastic snakes on this mother-f*$%ing plastic plane!  It's time to open some windows."

"But Samuel L. Brickson, the windows on this plane don't open!"

pause

"I don't remember asking you a got-damned thing!"

waw waw