Custom Weapon: Syddan Hammer
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Custom Weapon: Syddan Hammer
The Syddan Hammer, a two-handed weapon wielded by Hammerstein, Champion of the Outer Spheres and current general of the True BlackTRON Legion.
Crafted from black titanium, spite, lols and the rare mineral BlackTRONium - the ore that the TBL scour the universe for - Syddan's Hammer combines the duties of holy weapon, bunker-breaker and croquet mallet in the Legion's post-victory corpse humiliation rituals.
(Apologies for the poor picture quality (phone-cam) - working on borrowing a digital camera to take pictures of the rest of the army.)
Crafted from black titanium, spite, lols and the rare mineral BlackTRONium - the ore that the TBL scour the universe for - Syddan's Hammer combines the duties of holy weapon, bunker-breaker and croquet mallet in the Legion's post-victory corpse humiliation rituals.
(Apologies for the poor picture quality (phone-cam) - working on borrowing a digital camera to take pictures of the rest of the army.)
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If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself on the wrong end of a Syddan Hammer attack, every square inch of your body bursts into flames, your ribcage turns to powder, your eyeballs are forced through your skull and out the back of your head, your severed limbs fly off in opposite directions at as yet uncalculated velocities, all your bank accounts are emptied, and your girlfriend becomes impregnated with the seed of Hammerstein
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I don't know, can you say, "Read final paragraph of original post?" It's a fair point though. Clearer pics this weekend.Pvt Expendable wrote:say can you post a clearer pic?
@Benny: heheheh. Not had chance to field it yet, hoping to represent kills by just leaving the head of the dead enemy minfig on the ground to represent a good whack-a-moling. It has an effective minimum range of a few studs so hoping to get a good angry-inch-death-dance against an enemy hero.
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Any stats, like Use: 2 Damage: 100 Gold-plated 100sided dice?
Any special rules, like the carrier of this magic artefact will be surrounded by flame rings, with rules so complex as to fry the brains of an average minifig? Or can it shoot a laser that could pierce dementions? Better yet, perhaps a daemonically possessed thunder hammer that sucks the souls out of its victims? Oh, the possibilities are endless! The best use for this holy symbol of might would be to pancake the unworthy into the plate.
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Any special rules, like the carrier of this magic artefact will be surrounded by flame rings, with rules so complex as to fry the brains of an average minifig? Or can it shoot a laser that could pierce dementions? Better yet, perhaps a daemonically possessed thunder hammer that sucks the souls out of its victims? Oh, the possibilities are endless! The best use for this holy symbol of might would be to pancake the unworthy into the plate.
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Impressed as I am by the suggested rules of advanced explodination, the Hammer is only statted as a standard two-handed weapon doing 2D6 damage.
Most of my BlackTRONs are armed with custom built weapons (few as impressive as The Hammer) - almost all my LEGO is from the mid-80s so I do not have many weapon-parts.
Most of my BlackTRONs are armed with custom built weapons (few as impressive as The Hammer) - almost all my LEGO is from the mid-80s so I do not have many weapon-parts.
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that is what i excpected a gravity hammer to look like on halo 3. instead, i got a scythe with the blade sideways. ridicualasly awesome design, i might have to make one for my hero. it may even top the chained chicken wings hes using rite now.
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But can it withstand the shredding power of the dreaded ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW?
The OTC is feared on a thousand worlds. Its' transparent blades swirl around its edge in a violent maelström of sharp, electrified death!! When brought to bear against even the strongest of fortifications its brickmantium blades will shatter them on even the slightest contact, quickly rending entire buildings asunder. Should a minifig get hit by the OTC their blood will boil as the electric current surges through their body, giving them a moment of the most excruciating paing, just before their skin is ignited by its power and their body and limbs fly apart as they are haphazardly shredded in a bloody explosion of gore.
ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW!!
FUCK YEA!!
The OTC is feared on a thousand worlds. Its' transparent blades swirl around its edge in a violent maelström of sharp, electrified death!! When brought to bear against even the strongest of fortifications its brickmantium blades will shatter them on even the slightest contact, quickly rending entire buildings asunder. Should a minifig get hit by the OTC their blood will boil as the electric current surges through their body, giving them a moment of the most excruciating paing, just before their skin is ignited by its power and their body and limbs fly apart as they are haphazardly shredded in a bloody explosion of gore.
ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW!!
FUCK YEA!!
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But if the user of the hammer srikes to the chainsaw, doesent it broke?NatalyaAF wrote:But can it withstand the shredding power of the dreaded ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW?
The OTCis feared on a thousand worlds. Its' transparent blades swirl around its edge in a violent maelström of sharp, electrified death!! When brought to bear against even the strongest of fortifications its brickmantium blades will shatter them on even the slightest contact, quickly rending entire buildings asunder. Should a minifig get hit by the OTC their blood will boil as the electric current surges through their body, giving them a moment of the most excruciating paing, just before their skin is ignited by its power and their body and limbs fly apart as they are shredded in a bloody explosion of gore.
ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW!!
FUCK YEA!!
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orange transparent chainsaw is tough as nails, but if it's smashed with a hammer it'd break apart. It can only attack during it's turn.
EDIT: could have sworn that OTC was a wordfilter...
EDIT: could have sworn that OTC was a wordfilter...
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