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by **birdman** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:12 am

if i was Piltogg, wouldn't my name be Piltogg?

by **OneEye589** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:19 am

He's got you there.

by **Moronstudios** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:47 am

OneEye589 wrote:He's got you there.

Not if he is Piltogg in disguise.

by **birdman** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:48 am

THAT Piltogg'S AH SPAH!

by **Tiny Tank Rannon** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:06 am

birdman wrote:YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE, BITCH?

That's not very nice, you're one mean old lady!

Bring it on, my hammer never runs out of ammo.

by **birdman** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:02 am

Backstabbed! I never really was on your side.

by **Foggy** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:37 pm

Teddy Bear
Accent: None / Cute-sty / Hellish-Demonic.
Heroic Feats: Soul-Eater. On a successful short range attack, the Teddy Bear sucks out and consumes target minifig's soul. Hero minifigs can resist with a better Skill roll than the Bear.
"Your mother plays cardgames in Hell!!!"

by **Almighty Benny** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:47 pm

when I was young I saw a movie with an evil teddy bear that came to life and killed people. It scared the ever-loving hell out of me at the time.

I've since devoted my life to finding out what movie that was from, but have so far been completely unsuccessful.

by **Almighty Benny** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:57 pm

I think it was Demonic Toys

Meaning I was only 5 or 69 when I saw it, so I don't remember much

Just the one image of a roaring teddy bear with glowing red eyes that's been forever burned into my memory for some reason.

Can anyone confirm this?

by **Tiny Tank Rannon** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:19 pm

birdman wrote:Backstabbed! I never really was on your side.

I never take sides, I only do what is assumingly the most badass thing at the time.

Now is the time of the hammer!

by **Arkbrik** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:30 am

Yesterday I fought Piltogg in a Brikwars battle, a three sided one with Americans In Space vs. Russians In Space vs. Germans In Space. All of the Germans got wiped out except Piltogg, who then used a Heroic Feat to convert his French prisoners to his side.

by **Dr. Vlad** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:05 am

This is my cliche:

Homicidal Mad Scientist
Accent: Russian/German/anything harsh will do...
Heroic Feats: Rejuvenating Dead Flesh, Decapitating soldiers and turning their head into bombs, turning a passing blue whale into a dread mech etc.

by **ColourSchemer** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:01 pm

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Accent - Sexy and Alluring until she starts screeching

Example Action-Villain Feats:
Screeching (-1 to all enemy rolls in hearing distance)
Reminding your Hero of the details of their tryst. (-5 to Hero's next roll)
Showing up at inopportune moments.
Knowing your weakness and exploiting it.

Possible SubCategories of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend:
Crazy New Orleans Nympho Voodoo Ex
Crazy BiPolar Goth-Baptist Ex
Crazy Soul-Crushing Stalker Professor Ex
Crazy Cannibal Ex "I want to make YOU dinner"

(Not that I have ANY experience in this area whatsoever.)

by **Cpt. Zipps** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:11 pm

Dr. Vlad wrote:
Homicidal Mad Scientist
Accent: Russian/German/anything harsh will do...
Heroic Feats: Rejuvenating Dead Flesh, Decapitating soldiers and turning their head into bombs, turning a passing blue whale into a dread mech Bursting into song, Van Heisting, Freeze Ray-Making etc.

Dr. Horrible

by **Rody** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:16 am

Cpt. Zipps wrote:
Dr. Vlad wrote:
Homicidal Mad Scientist
Accent: Russian/German/anything harsh will do...
Heroic Feats: Rejuvenating Dead Flesh, Decapitating soldiers and turning their head into bombs, turning a passing blue whale into a dread mech Bursting into song, Van Heisting, Freeze Ray-Making etc.

Dr. Horrible

nah, that's more johnny snow.

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