The Massacre of Raupill V

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The Massacre of Raupill V

Post by Arkbrik » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:45 am

It is a quiet day in the space colony of Raupill V.

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Suddenly an invading Pantus army comes crashing through the forest!

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The Raupill SpaceTroopers scramble to defend the colony, but can they stand against the tide?

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The advancing Crawling Stones shoves the picknickers aside.

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Raygun rays criss-cross the battlefield as the shooting starts, but nobody is hit.

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As the Pantus advance continues, they hit a SpaceTrooper.

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The return fire is ineffective. The Raupill Medik fails his revival attempt.

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The advance of the Crawling Stones shoves all enemies into the ground, except for the Raupill Commander who stands firm.

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One of the Stones destroys a supporting pillar, bringing down half the building.

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The Pantlings fire at the Raupill Commander, but he parries with his beamsaber...

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...and reflects the shot.

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The Stones surround the Commander...

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...and the lower half of his body is squashed to a red paste.

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A civilian spectator is shot.

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While the Medik fluffs another revival, the SpaceTrooper manage to kill a Pair of Pants.

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Avenging their fallen brother, the Pants gang up on the Trooper and kick him to death.

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The Medik suffers the same fate.

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The Stones form a stair for the Pants Lord. What are their diabolical motives?

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A frying pan.

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Their mission completed, the Pantus army leaves.

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The survivors watch in disbelief.

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Post by benkim123 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:59 am

the battle is nice but the pictures don't look good
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Post by pesgores » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:28 am

It's very cool.

All that just to get a frying pan? lol
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Post by lrdofbricks » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:39 am

pesgores wrote:It's very cool.

All that just to get a frying pan? lol
you only say that becuase it all has baseplates.
nice battle though.
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Post by IVhorseman » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:07 pm

This is exactly what pantus are all about.

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Post by Natalya » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:03 pm

What
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Post by Funky Weasel » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:27 pm

Outstanding. Makes me wonder what lengths Pantus will go for bacon.
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Post by Bennanteno » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:50 pm

Pantus? What is this 1998?

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Post by Arkbrik » Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:18 am

Eleven years ago, Rayhawk wrote:The point of most Pantus battles are unclear to non-Pantlings. Not interested in mundane objectives like conquering new lands or destroying enemies, their goals are uncanny and strange. The Massacre of Raupill V came to an abrupt end when the Pantus forces found the frying pan they were looking for.
It's a historical re-enactment.

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Post by birdman » Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:07 am

oh, i remember pantus...:)
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Post by trebnos1 » Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:53 am

Rofl, this was totally awesome. You should do some sequel battles too.

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Post by RagnarokRose » Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:59 pm

NECRO

DON'T START DOING THAT

MAJOR FAIL

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