Clash for teh monolith!

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Clash for teh monolith!

Post by Zahru II » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:42 am

Hiya people! It's me Zahru, unfortunately, I've forgotten my password, so I made this new account. And with from my new account, I bring you a fresh, juicy, medieval massacre which I had yesterday with a friend of mine.
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Ze battlefield. Some plantations as scenery.
Warring sides were:
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Ork warhorde, led by a fearsome warlock.
14 warriors, 7 archer, 1 troll
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Human army (I was with them), led by a mage. 7swordsmen, 7 pikemen, 7 pistoliers, 1 mortar team (shortrange explosive launcher operated by a dwarf).

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The objective was securing the monolith in the middle with a mage.
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Both armies move into positions...
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... and clash: the first victim is a swordsman.
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In return, the mortar fires and blasts 4 orks to smithereens (or how is that spelled).
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The pistoliers shot down an ork.
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The orks fill their ranks and slay 2 swordsmen.
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The archers shoot down the knight officer of the swordsmen squad, while the troll join the others and kill a pikeman.
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Overwatch.
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Swordsmen kill an orc, while the human mage casts a fireball into the archer. It's not enough to kill any, but knocks over a few.
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Turning point: the ork warlock succeeds in summoning a sorcerous demon!
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The demon flicks his clawy finger...
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...and annihilates the human mage.
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The human's can't complete their objective, so they make it impossible for the orks: the mortar blows up the monolith. A new objective is given: Last man standing!
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However, the cowardly humans withdraw.
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The demon melts the mortar crews face, thus killing them.
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The enraged warlock casts a bolt of magical energy into the pistoliers, killing 3 of them before they fled.
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The orks are victorious! Waaagh!
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Post by dilanski » Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:47 am

nice battle with a bit of 40k seasoning.
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Post by Blitzen » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:49 am

I love the demon. Cool battle.
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Post by Olothontor » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:53 am

Awesome.

Waaaagh!
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Post by piltogg » Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:06 pm

cool well everything. the only ways it could be better I see are a bigger monolith, less squad combat and obviously less cowardice.

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Post by Elmagnifico » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:29 pm

Mortar crew should have aimed for the Demon's eye or the warlock.
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Post by IVhorseman » Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:06 am

piltogg wrote:less squad combat
What's wrong with squad combat?

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Post by Arkbrik » Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:23 am

Everything's better with summoned demons...

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Post by zirrian » Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:40 pm

Elmagnifico wrote:Mortar crew should have aimed for the Demon's eye or the warlock.
The objective was: capture the monolith. The humans failed to get it, and that was the best that they could do. If the can't afford it, don't let your enemy to use it against you.
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Post by Bragallot » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:22 pm

That ending picture is epic. Must have been the first time I saw orks winning a battle.

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