Hiya people! It's me Zahru, unfortunately, I've forgotten my password, so I made this new account. And with from my new account, I bring you a fresh, juicy, medieval massacre which I had yesterday with a friend of mine.
Ze battlefield. Some plantations as scenery.
Warring sides were:
Ork warhorde, led by a fearsome warlock.
14 warriors, 7 archer, 1 troll
Human army (I was with them), led by a mage. 7swordsmen, 7 pikemen, 7 pistoliers, 1 mortar team (shortrange explosive launcher operated by a dwarf).
The objective was securing the monolith in the middle with a mage.
Both armies move into positions...
... and clash: the first victim is a swordsman.
In return, the mortar fires and blasts 4 orks to smithereens (or how is that spelled).
The pistoliers shot down an ork.
The orks fill their ranks and slay 2 swordsmen.
The archers shoot down the knight officer of the swordsmen squad, while the troll join the others and kill a pikeman.
Overwatch.
Swordsmen kill an orc, while the human mage casts a fireball into the archer. It's not enough to kill any, but knocks over a few.
Turning point: the ork warlock succeeds in summoning a sorcerous demon!
The demon flicks his clawy finger...
...and annihilates the human mage.
The human's can't complete their objective, so they make it impossible for the orks: the mortar blows up the monolith. A new objective is given: Last man standing!
However, the cowardly humans withdraw.
The demon melts the mortar crews face, thus killing them.
The enraged warlock casts a bolt of magical energy into the pistoliers, killing 3 of them before they fled.
The orks are victorious! Waaagh!
Clash for teh monolith!
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Mortar crew should have aimed for the Demon's eye or the warlock.
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