The trooper on top of the wagon would like to fire his catapult at IVascus, but Stalin lying disrupted on the ground is an opportunity he can't pass up. The Vladtroop climbs up on the railing and prepares to execute his finest WWF aerial maneuver. (That's right, I said WWF, not WWE. This is because I'm old school.)
This is an example of why I shouldn't have let booty bothered roll for the Vladtrons. That's 4 for the attack roll (hit!), 2 for the Momentum bonus, and then a whole pile of bonus dice on the axe damage. Stalin wins the MOM vs. POP contest, so no extra smash damage, but he's still looking at 19 points of damage. He rolls a 9 for armor, which is not good enough to save him. Stalin is ANNIHILATED!
IVascus is too far away to attack, so the second Vladtroop runs over to loot Stalin's dismembered corpse instead. It'll take him all of next turn to finish putting on the magic rainbow armor.
TURN SUMMARY, MORONSTUDIOS AND TZAN:
Stalin is dead, and the Vladtroops are looting his armor. IVascus has got a face full of fish guts. Things aren't going well so far. Ready for Turn 2 orders!