END OF TURN SUMMARY, LEPRECHAUN AND LTOBVIOUS:
Not much progress has been made, but at least the upper Vladtroop has lost control of the catapult and his axe. Ready for Turn 2 orders!
IVascus sizes up his opponents, and tosses a banana peel onto the floor between them. He then proceeds to slip on the banana peel, and using the momentum from his slip, fly into the air and land sword-first into the soldier on top of the carriage.
MasterEcabob wrote:Stalin will rip the rocket engine off of the carriage wheel and attach it to has barrel along with the giant boulder. Then he fires off the rocket at the carriage, utterly destroying it.
Warhead wrote:my head burns with War.
That makes the horse a d a p p e r banana!Rayhawk wrote:Hey fish! Do you like banana sticks?
jifel wrote:"Any fool can make something bigger and more dangerous, but it takes an intelligent man to do the opposite."
As if we care. More explosives!
benkim123 wrote:IVascus will jump on the tree and cut it down. The tree will fall down near the horse. The horse will be scared and it will start sprinting. The Vladron soldier who is next to the cart will be squidhed and the other one will fall down because he will be surprised and he has no place to hang on.
muffinman42 wrote:stalin throws the barrel off the battle field so he can use his hands to try to strangle a vladtron, the barrel hits a dungan on the head makeing it angry, it gets it's tribe ready to attack along with a group of dimmies, they then charge into the battle field!