Elmagnifico wrote:IVascus will make noises like thunder, in whatever method he chooses and is most funny. This will spook both his horse, and the horse pulling the carriage. While the first dies of shock and squishes his master into a green paste, the other will immediately gallop foward, causing the top soldier to fall off and die on his own axeblade.
Elmagnifico wrote:I'd like to clarify my orders a bit. By "Green Paste", I mean one of those Awful Green Things From Outer Space.
PsyberianHusky wrote:Stalin will put the barrel on like a glove to make an medieval un-powered power fist and focus all of his might into punching the guard leaning against the wagon in the direction of the horse.
Varsaavius wrote:As the size of the explosion increases, the amount of social situations it can't resolve approaches zero.
Silent-sigfig wrote:I want stalin to pull something out of the barrel, and throw it at the horse.
Oh, and use an IRON KURTAIN to kill the catapult guy.
Warhead wrote:IVascus throws the apple and the fish at the Vladtrooper that's still alive. In an attempt at intimidation IVascus shouts at the Vladtrooper that he is about to get banana buggered and charges at him holding the banana in a suggestive manner. If the Vladtroop hasn't run off, shoot him with the banana (shout things like Kapow! Bang! Bang! and stuff) and when he's looking totally bewildered and confused IVascus chops his head off with the sword.
booty bothered wrote:Sir Stalin saunters to the Vladtroop on the ground, balancing his barrel on his right hand.
Stalin: Keg delivery for Mr. Vlad T?
Vladtroop#1: *confused* What? I didn't order a Keg!
Vladtroop#1 looks around and is about to ask his buddy above if he ordered one, when Stalin uses this opportunity to smash his fist through the barrel and grab Vladtroop#1's exposed throat. Combine Stalin's super bear power and his kung-fu grip, the Vladtroop's head explodes from the pressure.
In celebration, Stalin pisses into the body's open cavity while laughing gleefully.
[note that there is no strategical advantage to punching through the barrel. it just looks cooler]
moronstudios wrote:IVascus will jugle the banana and fish while riding at the vlad troopers. He will frontflip onto the carrage and smack the guy onto to death. he will use the power of running-side-to-side to cause the carrage to tip over and fall on the second one.
Arkbrik wrote:My personal opinion is that both Xbox and PS suck, and you should get a life or download Nethack.
Greenkey15 wrote:Stalin the Bear: Uses a Communistic Feat to call open the Gates of Communist Hell (lots of fire and blood coming forth) and throws the carriage into it. Meanwhile, he uses his Mustachioed Broadsword of Doom to cleave the other warrior's skull in half, use it to worship the Great Stalin (himself), and summon a Greater Demon of himself to pull a prank on IVascus by putting a demonic spell on him and forcing him to kiss Stalin's ass. FOREVAH!!!
Rayhawk wrote:Come on man, be realistic.
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