Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Gaiden - Turn 1
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have stalin throw the flameing corpes at the vladtron troop on the roof.
then have him chuck the bowl on the roof as well.
then have him chuck the bowl on the roof as well.
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Elmagnifico wrote:IVascus will make noises like thunder, in whatever method he chooses and is most funny. This will spook both his horse, and the horse pulling the carriage. While the first dies of shock and squishes his master into a green paste, the other will immediately gallop foward, causing the top soldier to fall off and die on his own axeblade.
Elmagnifico wrote:I'd like to clarify my orders a bit. By "Green Paste", I mean one of those Awful Green Things From Outer Space.
PsyberianHusky wrote:Stalin will put the barrel on like a glove to make an medieval un-powered power fist and focus all of his might into punching the guard leaning against the wagon in the direction of the horse.
END OF TURN SUMMARY: ELMAGNIFICO AND PSYBERIANHUSKY
IVascus is a green paste and Stalin is kicking ass for the motherland. Ready for Turn 2 orders!
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just a question, do you reset the scene each time you do some bodys turn or do you have like a dozen of this scene?
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he helped design the theme so why shouldent he be able to pluck 12 of the same set out, or convince lego that he needed them for artwork.
he helped design the theme so why shouldent he be able to pluck 12 of the same set out, or convince lego that he needed them for artwork.
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Ok, the IV-pase should try and eat the horse, if it can recombobulate itself as an Awful Green Thing... well, you get the idea.
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Silent-sigfig wrote:I want stalin to pull something out of the barrel, and throw it at the horse.
Oh, and use an IRON KURTAIN to kill the catapult guy.
Warhead wrote:IVascus throws the apple and the fish at the Vladtrooper that's still alive. In an attempt at intimidation IVascus shouts at the Vladtrooper that he is about to get banana buggered and charges at him holding the banana in a suggestive manner. If the Vladtroop hasn't run off, shoot him with the banana (shout things like Kapow! Bang! Bang! and stuff) and when he's looking totally bewildered and confused IVascus chops his head off with the sword.
He drops the firebomb, but its explosion roll is weak, damaging no one.
END OF TURN SUMMARY, SILENT-SIGFIG AND WARHEAD:
One Vladtroop down, one to go; it might be time to start using real weapons. Ready for Turn 2 orders!
booty bothered wrote:Sir Stalin saunters to the Vladtroop on the ground, balancing his barrel on his right hand.
Stalin: Keg delivery for Mr. Vlad T?
Vladtroop#1: *confused* What? I didn't order a Keg!
Vladtroop#1 looks around and is about to ask his buddy above if he ordered one, when Stalin uses this opportunity to smash his fist through the barrel and grab Vladtroop#1's exposed throat. Combine Stalin's super bear power and his kung-fu grip, the Vladtroop's head explodes from the pressure.
In celebration, Stalin pisses into the body's open cavity while laughing gleefully.
End turn.
[note that there is no strategical advantage to punching through the barrel. it just looks cooler]
moronstudios wrote:IVascus will jugle the banana and fish while riding at the vlad troopers. He will frontflip onto the carrage and smack the guy onto to death. he will use the power of running-side-to-side to cause the carrage to tip over and fall on the second one.
END OF TURN SUMMARY, booty bothered AND MORONSTUDIOS:
Bad luck for IVascus, and Stalin is locked in combat with one rightside-up and one upside-down Vladtroop. Ready for Turn 2 orders!
Stalin is pissed that his magnificent plan failed. He goes into a frenzy and attacks Vladtroop#1 with his GIANT SWORD OF DOOM (ignoring the fallen Vladtroop who is still dazed and confused from his fall). Hack and slash ensues. Hopefully some dismemberment as well.
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Stalin the Bear: Uses a Communistic Feat to call open the Gates of Communist Hell (lots of fire and blood coming forth) and throws the carriage into it. Meanwhile, he uses his Mustachioed Broadsword of Doom to cleave the other warrior's skull in half, use it to worship the Great Stalin (himself), and summon a Greater Demon of himself to pull a prank on IVascus by putting a demonic spell on him and forcing him to kiss Stalin's ass. FOREVAH!!!
Come on man, be realistic. Soviets are athiest.Greenkey15 wrote:Stalin the Bear: Uses a Communistic Feat to call open the Gates of Communist Hell (lots of fire and blood coming forth) and throws the carriage into it. Meanwhile, he uses his Mustachioed Broadsword of Doom to cleave the other warrior's skull in half, use it to worship the Great Stalin (himself), and summon a Greater Demon of himself to pull a prank on IVascus by putting a demonic spell on him and forcing him to kiss Stalin's ass. FOREVAH!!!
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How dare you say such a thing in brikwars!Rayhawk wrote:Come on man, be realistic.
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