Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Gaiden - Turn 1

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Post by Warhead » Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:56 am

Well, thankfully he hasn't said "Grow Up" yet... so at least that's something.

Also, things I have learned from this experience: A fish is no substitute for a good blaster at your side, kid.
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Post by PsyberianHusky » Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:06 am

Stalin: Remove the rear door/ladder from the carriage and clobber the remaining vladtron trooper with it.

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Post by lrdofbricks » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:28 am

sir stalin: he has now joinedstonewall jacksons corps in the civil war, only jackson has survived! he becomes proficient in the pikes jackso order for his corps, and as such gains the ability to grab a halberd and wedge the tip under the cart and flip it upright, which should send the halberd flying into the chest of the nearest man.
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Post by Leprechaun » Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:32 am

stalin: rips the railing of the top of the carrige off, and hurls it at the left-most tree, cuttig it down. the tree falls on bucket head's dropkicked-body, crusihing him, while the other trooper is ensnared by the tentacles and is slowly digested.
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Post by Greenkey15 » Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:51 am

I said communist Hell, which very well may be the interrogation room of the KGB.

Otherwise, Stalin doesn't care, he's the supreme ruler of all of Commieland! He may of made the rule, but he sure as the Interrogation Room of the Kremelin doesn't need to follow it.

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Post by Silent-sigfig » Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:02 am

SILENT-SIGFIG-S ORDERS

Have stalin pull a krazy Ivan on the vladtroop. Then whack him over the head with his coopy of The Kommunist Manifesto that stalin keeps in his pocket, untill the vladtroop dies.
Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.
Stalin actually said that.
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Post by Almighty Benny » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:11 pm

I changed my orders once I remembered that IVascus was holding a banana in my instance. Here they are in case you don't feel like going back to look for them.
I wrote:Have IVascus toss his fish aside and ride his trusty steed across the battlefield and straight onto the trapped Vladtroop (hopefully squishing him).

If he succeeds and has the other Vladtroop in his line of sight, have IVascus angrily throw his banana at him. Call out to the Piltogg monkey if it hasn't already noticed the banana.

If he succeeds but cannot see the other Vladtroop, have him dismount and pick up the Sparkly Purple Wizard of Yendor's Sparkly Purple Wand (with the intent that he will give it to Dogdu later). He should be waiting just inside the wagon preparing to counter an aerial attack.

If the trapped troop survives, IVascus will show the banana to the Piltogg monkey. Once he has it's attention, IVascus will shove the banana into the mouth of the trapped Vladtroop and prepare to counter an attack from the troop on top of the wagon.

In any case, he will exclaim "lol noob"
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Post by Cpt. Zipps » Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:50 pm

STALIN: Crack open a rock and use whatever is inside.
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Post by piltogg » Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:51 pm

monkey: throw poo at all remaining enemies..... :twisted:

also he checks the barrel for moar monkeys

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Post by stubby » Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:24 pm

Rayhawk wrote:END OF TURN SUMMARY, BENKIM123 AND MUFFINMAN42:
The jellybeans are down one horse and one tree, but they're up one flaming Vladtrooper corpse. Ready for Turn 2 orders!
Still waiting for IVascus's orders from benkim123, by the way.

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Rayhawk wrote:END OF TURN SUMMARY, SILENT-SIGFIG AND WARHEAD:
One Vladtroop down, one to go; it might be time to start using real weapons. Ready for Turn 2 orders!
Also waiting for IVascus's orders from Warhead.

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Post by Warhead » Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:27 am

IVascus boomerangs banana bomb at Vladtroop as distraction so Krazy Ivan has a better chance of working. Hitches loyal horse to cart.
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Post by benkim123 » Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:40 am

IVascus joins the dating service and decides his nickname should be VladTron then invites a girl over for dinner and she is actually an obese german woman. She arrives and hugs the vladtron troop.
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Post by Tzan » Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:34 am

benkim123 wrote:IVascus joins the dating service and decides his nickname should be VladTron then invites a girl over for dinner and she is actually an obese german woman. She arrives and hugs the vladtron troop.
This order is not working out

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