Exhibit A: Rayhawk's Testament to ManlinessB
utthurt: today Rayhawk wrote his first knitting pattern. true story.
utthurt: YESSSSSSS. well it was a pretty manly one. it was an @
IVhorsemanIV: tell him i am ashamed and that he should run five milesB
utthurt: he just bust up laughing hahaha
IVhorsemanIV: IS HE RUNNING? he has to run five miles. one piltoggB
utthurt: loooool well i mean it was for a good cause. i needed to practice double knitting SO I COULD MAKE THIS: http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/longcat-scarf
BOOOOOOOOOOOOYAH DOUBLE SIDED LONG cult SCARF FUCKING AWESOME
IVhorsemanIV: ok that's legitimately coolB
utthurt: ISN'T IT? <3 i just need to find a way to make him buy me 10 tons of yarn
IVhorsemanIV: tell him they're legosB
utthurt: oh good plan
IVhorsemanIV: made of beerB
utthurt: nice!Exhibit B: IVhorsemanIV's Testament to Manliness
IVhorsemanIV: actually, speaking of *NSync. One of the many useless skills under my belt is knowing the dance routine to the bye bye bye music video. I'm not entirely sure whyB
utthurt: ahhahahahhahha THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME. I DEMAND A VIDEO.
IVhorsemanIV: UH PASSB
utthurt: rayhawk: run five miles
IVhorsemanIV: WHY DID YOU TELL HIMB
utthurt: OKAY OKAY i promise if you make a video and show me i wont show him PINKY PROMISE
IVhorsemanIV: what no he'll find out. he'll be all "why are you laughing"B
utthurt: NO HE WON'T and i won't be laughing, i'll be furiously masturbating. i promise
IVhorsemanIV: and you'll be all "fukken IVhorseman's dancing to *NSync"B
IVhorsemanIV: and he'll be all "let me see" and you'll be all "no!"B
utthurt: no he won't he'll be like "it'll make me dapper"
IVhorsemanIV: and then he'll break your fucking head open and watch it anywaysB
utthurt: rayhawk: I'll high five him at the finish line, where I'll be after running off my knitting pattern. no intriguing though
IVhorsemanIV: I don't even have a video cameraB
utthurt: WELL YOU SHOULD GET ONE because ALL I WANT FOR Saturnalia IS A VIDEO OF IVHORSEMAN DOING THE BYE BYE BYE DANCE
IVhorsemanIV: ok, i laughed pretty hard at that. WELL THAT FUCKING SUCKS, HUHB
utthurt: you know what'd be rad?
utthurt: IF YOU ACTUALLY HAD A VIDEO CAM AND YOU WERE RECORDING IT RIGHT NOW ASDF *NOSEBLEED*
IVhorsemanIV: hahahahahaha you found my secret. actually no i lied i'm not recording it. now or everB
utthurt: i am so sad. i think if he even saw the video he'd feel somewhat impressed and somewhat ashamed. that's not too bad!
IVhorsemanIV: i think that if i even made the video i'd have to murder myself with a garden hose. that's pretty bad!B
utthurt: i don't think that's enough. i'm thinking seppuku, but it'd TOTALLY be worth it. you could be the next star wars kid or something or the wow account cancellation kid EPIC
IVhorsemanIV: but i wouldn't even be nakedB
utthurt: YOU COULD BE! OH SHIT! BYE BYE BYE *flop flop flop* hahahahaha SO GOOD
IVhorsemanIV: NO B
utthurt: AHHAAHAHHA YESSSSSSSSSSSS
IVhorsemanIV: great, now my stalker is imagining me bouncing around nakedB
IVhorsemanIV: you might as well just break into my house and snuggle me at this point I'm even home alone until wednesday!B
utthurt: OSHIT SURPRISE SEX TIME BRT
so manly, so good.
I think IVhorsemanIV beat Rayhawk.