The Michael Jackson
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- pesgores
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The Michael Jackson
Unit name: The Michael Jackson
Armor: N/A
Move: N/A
Cost: N/A
Skill: N/A
Special Abilities:
-The MJ cannot be controlled by any player
-The MJ is always the first to play on a turn
-To decide what MJ does during the turn, roll 1d6. Results:
1)Turn the torso 90º to the left
2)Move 5" on the direction the torso is heading; if an obstacle is on the way, keep moving but turn to the left
3)All radios and elechtronical devices are jammed due to MJ's songs being played for the whole turn
4)-Start moonwalking. All units within 5" of the Michal Jackson will try to dnce as well, but they won't be able to immitate, so they'll go angry and banhammer themselves
5)Thriller: the MJ starts dancing to the sound of "Thriller". 5 to 10 zombies appear near him and go to kill all nearby units
6)Live in Briktown: a stage appears where the MJ is and he performs a concert. All size 1 units, ALL OF THEM, rush to the stage, and watch the show. They will be unable to do anything untill the end of the turn
-The Michael Jackson can only be killed by a Medik. And said Medik will only have on chance to kill him by giving him drugs. The Medik must roll a critical success on 1d4 for this to happen.
Expect him to be in my next Forum Battle.
Armor: N/A
Move: N/A
Cost: N/A
Skill: N/A
Special Abilities:
-The MJ cannot be controlled by any player
-The MJ is always the first to play on a turn
-To decide what MJ does during the turn, roll 1d6. Results:
1)Turn the torso 90º to the left
2)Move 5" on the direction the torso is heading; if an obstacle is on the way, keep moving but turn to the left
3)All radios and elechtronical devices are jammed due to MJ's songs being played for the whole turn
4)-Start moonwalking. All units within 5" of the Michal Jackson will try to dnce as well, but they won't be able to immitate, so they'll go angry and banhammer themselves
5)Thriller: the MJ starts dancing to the sound of "Thriller". 5 to 10 zombies appear near him and go to kill all nearby units
6)Live in Briktown: a stage appears where the MJ is and he performs a concert. All size 1 units, ALL OF THEM, rush to the stage, and watch the show. They will be unable to do anything untill the end of the turn
-The Michael Jackson can only be killed by a Medik. And said Medik will only have on chance to kill him by giving him drugs. The Medik must roll a critical success on 1d4 for this to happen.
Expect him to be in my next Forum Battle.
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I treat journalists as regular Minifigs, armed with weapons that do Stun damage rather than lethal damage (the idea being that the minifig is stuck talking to the journalist, so he can't do anything else that turn). Microphones have the same stats as knives, cameras have the same stats as pistols (but can be upgraded with a telephoto lens to have rifle stats) and video cameras have the same stats as bazookas/miniguns. Michael Jackson's fans hate the press, of course, and will try to attack them.
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No, THIS killed him. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xanax
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Lol. I was wondering how long until MJ would turn up here. When I was in Spain on a school trip, he died. When I got up, left my room and went to the hotel lobby (television here), a load of my friends were already there. They said he died in a car crash. They had some strange story...
Thought you might want to hear this strange tale...
I obviously did not believe this crap. The idiots saw 'Heart attack', 'Coma', 'Raced to the hospital', and 'crashing'. They are not the brightest bunch.So, there was this street race, and there were two cars. One car had 50 cent driving it, Barack Obama as the co-pilot and Paris Hilton in the back. The other car was driven by Arnold Schwarzenegger, with MJ and his doctor. As they went round a tight turn, MJ's car crashed and he went into a coma.
Thought you might want to hear this strange tale...
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Perhaps RJ could do "Blockwars: Celebrity Deathmatch!"
As he often focuses on single characters. Zombie MJ could replace Zombie Lincoln.
On another note: This was a story in the English paper the sun: Jacko's Nose is Missing!
Oh and a joke for when any singer is dead and buried: What is (....) doing in his coffin?
Decomposing!
As he often focuses on single characters. Zombie MJ could replace Zombie Lincoln.
On another note: This was a story in the English paper the sun: Jacko's Nose is Missing!
Oh and a joke for when any singer is dead and buried: What is (....) doing in his coffin?
Decomposing!
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michael jackson belongs to a select group of people that look like zombies BEFORE they die. . . .
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good idea i guess except for the part about no one killing him except his doctor
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