Forum Battles Thread (NEW RULE #5) (defunct)

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Postby pesgores » Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:07 am

dilanski wrote:
MasterEcabob wrote:But what happens when pes gets lazy and looses track of all the forum battles? At least this way we can remind him of all the battles and remind him to update things every 20 battles or so.


I feel semi-sorry for pes, as everyone just expects him to do everything for everyone, as if being the trianular pope of a small internet fake oppressive religion based on triangles and complex geometry isn't enough of a challenge/boredom he has to do all this crap.

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Postby Theblackdog » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:30 am

I'd like to suggest a new rule: "No forum battle signups can be posted without the turn 0 overview."

Admittedly, I've broken this rule myself. However, it seems to me that nowadays there are a lot of battles which are introduced, then get forgotten because the player "never got around to" building the field and armies, or wrestling with his overly complex camera to get good pics. Showing the turn 0 overview, and thereby proving that you've already done these things, shows potential players you're serious enough about going through with the battle, and also eliminates annoying time-lags between signup and actual play.
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Postby pesgores » Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:09 am

Yes...All host must put pictures of the battlefield before the game itself starts.
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Postby lrdofbricks » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:08 am

now as much as that rule is important, i got pissed off when i spent 2 hours making the battlefeild and another hour loading/posting the pics, and then barely anyone signed up.
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Postby pesgores » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:31 am

Too bad it is a rule now.
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Postby lrdofbricks » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:51 am

well i don't see you having any ability to ban me or back it up these rules so how about you shut up and let me run MY battles the way I want to.
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Postby stubby » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:48 pm

No need to get booty bothered. You just need to learn the proper respect for rules and then you'll be much happier.
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Postby Magic Soap » Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:52 pm

Why is he so worked up? I mean, I just said his battle was rainbow coloured and he flips... backward.
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Postby muffinman42 » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:19 pm

text only forum battle, where are you pictures now!
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Postby muffinman42 » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:03 pm

each side has 5 troops standing on a 32x32 baseplate, they are standing 3 studs away from the sides and are randomly placed along the edge, player one gets first go.
all of player 1's troops move forward 4" and fire on player 2's troop (roll dice) player 1 kills all of player 2's troops.
heck yer, but more complex battle fields would take a long time.
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Postby Elmagnifico » Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:42 pm

For just such an occasion, I constructed this page on the Wiki.
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ANOTHER RULE

Postby repsaja22 » Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:00 am

this is another rule i use

#6 Don't let obese people who have just come from mc'donalds to use your battlefield as an ass relaxer!
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Postby Warhead » Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:23 am

I'll need to remember that one. Also, we don't normally require you use the correct PC'isms here so fat assed chubby fucker would have been adequate. :D
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Postby pesgores » Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:20 pm

james+burgundy wrote:I am sure by now this question is off topic (this is assuming that the posted topic is no longer the main topic.) I did not read the twelve pages of post so if it is off topic then well FUDGE it. Anyway um peg..whatever you name is what happens if some lets say someone brakes one of these rules?


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Postby Warhead » Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:27 pm

Hey Pes, your back!.. :D ...and you haven't made any ATTN Rayhawk posts... yet.
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