Assyrian Zombie Gauntlet

[Natalya]

Soap I allied with Massam so u should probably team with him too.

[Massam]

I will ally with the Assyrians. I would ally with the post-apoc survivors but they are led by Mad-Max and Mel Gibson does kinda hate Jews(Time traveling super too) sooooo...

Ya idiot, it's Mad-sam, so he's better...but I don't wanna ally anyway, because then there are less guys to shoot .

[AdrianTheGeek]

I'm just gonna go crazy and shoot everyone!!!

[Warhead]

Stated like the syphilitic Hoe you are Adrian.  

I was thinking the Mad Bitch leader should have some sort of Ex-Girlfriend attack but not sure what it would be in game, ideas? Also, they are able to kick mini-figs in the baws in melee, auto-attack giving them +1 to their melee attack. It works on everything, girls (c/punt) and zombies/aliens too.

@Cpt Zipps, I'll try but I'm not sure the Super Jews will be ready. So far I have... almost one. The legs/torso etc is simple but the helmet is not something I have. I'll keep thinking and PM you stuff. Anyway you've still got the Undead Deadlies. + Mel Gibbson's a jerk.

[Magic Soap]

Soap I allied with Massam so u should probably team with him too.

Everyone who I can ally, can be my ally. So if Massam wants me as an ally he can/

My plan was if we all ally, we can systematically kill off the other players/

[Warhead]

*sigh!* You can't (well apparently you can, but hey-hoe) just assume they are your allies without contacting them and negotiating with them, and even then it's not worth the email it's written in.

[Massam]

Yeah...don't tell us we can't kill our allies. People will find a way.

[Warhead]

Eh? Yup, that is true. All I ask is to just keep in mind I'm trying to tell/play out a story here.

Anyways, Magic Soap is banned apparently for who knows how long so I'm not sure if I should replace him right now or leave it and see if he's back in time for this starting. If I replace him his place therefore will go tooooooooooooooooooooo..........

Lrdofbriks gets first offer. PM sent.

[Cpt. Zipps]

Stated like the syphilitic Hoe you are Adrian.  

I was thinking the Mad Bitch leader should have some sort of Ex-Girlfriend attack but not sure what it would be in game, ideas? Also, they are able to kick mini-figs in the baws in melee, auto-attack giving them +1 to their melee attack. It works on everything, girls (c/punt) and zombies/aliens too.

@Cpt Zipps, I'll try but I'm not sure the Super Jews will be ready. So far I have... almost one. The legs/torso etc is simple but the helmet is not something I have. I'll keep thinking and PM you stuff. Anyway you've still got the Undead Deadlies. + Mel Gibbson's a jerk.

Just a plain black helmet works too.

[Elmagnifico]

I say, old chap.  If it's not too much trouble, and lrdofbricks doesn't want them,  may I command the frightfully british chappies, wot wot?

[Warhead]

Certainly. Your credentials appear to be in order. Sterling fellow, wot.

[IVhorseman]

Ex Girlfriend (+1CP): The Ex-Girlfriend knows where all male minifigures are if any female figures can see them, regardless of alliegance

[AdrianTheGeek]

The bitches should have a special that makes is so that if three of them grind on one minifig, that minifig is instantly explodeded!!!

[Massam]

But if he's allied to you, he gets a massive adrenaline surge, and a new weapon

[Warhead]

Haha! Yup, all seem true. Maybe too true.

What I have so far...

Confused by directions. Roll 1D6 at the start of the Bitches turn. on a crit fail (1) they go in a randomly rolled direction in the belief they had seen a shoe shop. However, after movement they are angered by life's tricks and receive a +1 to ranged or melee attack damage. Some man must have done it.

Bitch Rage: Constantly raging about toilet seats being left up, pants on door knobs and never being sexually satisfied these frustrated women fly into a fit of rage at the drop of a hat. In melee this rage manifests itself with bodacious acts of violence. +1 to skill, damage and armour while in melee combat. Must shout different anti-men comments pet attack.

I like IV's idea. Just off the top of my head, could be...

Mobile Phone Tracking. Any male mini-fig in LOS regardless of distance can be called on his mobile (communicator, whatever) by a Bitch at the start of the Bitches turn. This distraction causes the mini-fig phoned to lose his action. Even Hero's are not immune. (They will even phone your wife and tell them what you've been up to and then the wife phones you).

Massams idea...

Sexy Bitch: Distracts in combat. -1 to skill to hit in combat.

Adrian's idea...

Bitchin' Bitch: The constant bitching that emanates from this group of Bitches is enough to drive men mad. Any group of bitches over five mini-figs strong will have this effect. 6" range roll 1D6 at the start of the turn for each male minifig in range. On a critical fail (1) that male shoots himself in the head rather than put up with any more bitching.

Any one would do I guess. What do you think?