Assyrian Zombie Gauntlet
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Ya idiot, it's Mad-sam, so he's better...but I don't wanna ally anyway, because then there are less guys to shoot .Cpt. Zipps wrote:I will ally with the Assyrians. I would ally with the post-apoc survivors but they are led by Mad-Max and Mel Gibson does kinda hate Jews(Time traveling super too) sooooo...
everyone < massam
- AdrianTheGeek
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Stated like the syphilitic Hoe you are Adrian.
I was thinking the Mad Bitch leader should have some sort of Ex-Girlfriend attack but not sure what it would be in game, ideas? Also, they are able to kick mini-figs in the baws in melee, auto-attack giving them +1 to their melee attack. It works on everything, girls (c/punt) and zombies/aliens too.
@Cpt Zipps, I'll try but I'm not sure the Super Jews will be ready. So far I have... almost one. The legs/torso etc is simple but the helmet is not something I have. I'll keep thinking and PM you stuff. Anyway you've still got the Undead Deadlies. + Mel Gibbson's a jerk.
I was thinking the Mad Bitch leader should have some sort of Ex-Girlfriend attack but not sure what it would be in game, ideas? Also, they are able to kick mini-figs in the baws in melee, auto-attack giving them +1 to their melee attack. It works on everything, girls (c/punt) and zombies/aliens too.
@Cpt Zipps, I'll try but I'm not sure the Super Jews will be ready. So far I have... almost one. The legs/torso etc is simple but the helmet is not something I have. I'll keep thinking and PM you stuff. Anyway you've still got the Undead Deadlies. + Mel Gibbson's a jerk.
- Magic Soap
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Eh? Yup, that is true. All I ask is to just keep in mind I'm trying to tell/play out a story here.
Anyways, Magic Soap is banned apparently for who knows how long so I'm not sure if I should replace him right now or leave it and see if he's back in time for this starting. If I replace him his place therefore will go tooooooooooooooooooooo..........
Lrdofbriks gets first offer. PM sent.
Anyways, Magic Soap is banned apparently for who knows how long so I'm not sure if I should replace him right now or leave it and see if he's back in time for this starting. If I replace him his place therefore will go tooooooooooooooooooooo..........
Lrdofbriks gets first offer. PM sent.
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Just a plain black helmet works too.Warhead wrote:Stated like the syphilitic Hoe you are Adrian.
I was thinking the Mad Bitch leader should have some sort of Ex-Girlfriend attack but not sure what it would be in game, ideas? Also, they are able to kick mini-figs in the baws in melee, auto-attack giving them +1 to their melee attack. It works on everything, girls (c/punt) and zombies/aliens too.
@Cpt Zipps, I'll try but I'm not sure the Super Jews will be ready. So far I have... almost one. The legs/torso etc is simple but the helmet is not something I have. I'll keep thinking and PM you stuff. Anyway you've still got the Undead Deadlies. + Mel Gibbson's a jerk.
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I say, old chap. If it's not too much trouble, and lrdofbricks doesn't want them, may I command the frightfully british chappies, wot wot?
READTHEFORUMCODE!!!
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Ex Girlfriend (+1CP): The Ex-Girlfriend knows where all male minifigures are if any female figures can see them, regardless of alliegance
Warhead wrote:my head burns with War.
Plastik Armory: a bunch of weapons and abilities compatible with the 2010 rules.
- AdrianTheGeek
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Haha! Yup, all seem true. Maybe too true.
What I have so far...
Confused by directions. Roll 1D6 at the start of the Bitches turn. on a crit fail (1) they go in a randomly rolled direction in the belief they had seen a shoe shop. However, after movement they are angered by life's tricks and receive a +1 to ranged or melee attack damage. Some man must have done it.
Bitch Rage: Constantly raging about toilet seats being left up, pants on door knobs and never being sexually satisfied these frustrated women fly into a fit of rage at the drop of a hat. In melee this rage manifests itself with bodacious acts of violence. +1 to skill, damage and armour while in melee combat. Must shout different anti-men comments pet attack.
I like IV's idea. Just off the top of my head, could be...
Mobile Phone Tracking. Any male mini-fig in LOS regardless of distance can be called on his mobile (communicator, whatever) by a Bitch at the start of the Bitches turn. This distraction causes the mini-fig phoned to lose his action. Even Hero's are not immune. (They will even phone your wife and tell them what you've been up to and then the wife phones you).
Massams idea...
Sexy Bitch: Distracts in combat. -1 to skill to hit in combat.
Adrian's idea...
Bitchin' Bitch: The constant bitching that emanates from this group of Bitches is enough to drive men mad. Any group of bitches over five mini-figs strong will have this effect. 6" range roll 1D6 at the start of the turn for each male minifig in range. On a critical fail (1) that male shoots himself in the head rather than put up with any more bitching.
Any one would do I guess. What do you think?
What I have so far...
Confused by directions. Roll 1D6 at the start of the Bitches turn. on a crit fail (1) they go in a randomly rolled direction in the belief they had seen a shoe shop. However, after movement they are angered by life's tricks and receive a +1 to ranged or melee attack damage. Some man must have done it.
Bitch Rage: Constantly raging about toilet seats being left up, pants on door knobs and never being sexually satisfied these frustrated women fly into a fit of rage at the drop of a hat. In melee this rage manifests itself with bodacious acts of violence. +1 to skill, damage and armour while in melee combat. Must shout different anti-men comments pet attack.
I like IV's idea. Just off the top of my head, could be...
Mobile Phone Tracking. Any male mini-fig in LOS regardless of distance can be called on his mobile (communicator, whatever) by a Bitch at the start of the Bitches turn. This distraction causes the mini-fig phoned to lose his action. Even Hero's are not immune. (They will even phone your wife and tell them what you've been up to and then the wife phones you).
Massams idea...
Sexy Bitch: Distracts in combat. -1 to skill to hit in combat.
Adrian's idea...
Bitchin' Bitch: The constant bitching that emanates from this group of Bitches is enough to drive men mad. Any group of bitches over five mini-figs strong will have this effect. 6" range roll 1D6 at the start of the turn for each male minifig in range. On a critical fail (1) that male shoots himself in the head rather than put up with any more bitching.
Any one would do I guess. What do you think?
Last edited by Warhead on Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.