THE IMMORTALS
Amazingly, after having made an assault drop without a drop pod the Maniac gets to his feat.

With the war cry of the long dead Pickled Cabbage Legion of which he is the sole survivor (Which goes "Da You hink am a jobby, Mr?!!) M.Q.S. swings his Battle Hammer in a deadly arc smashing the head off an Assyrian and blazing away with the Auto-Blaster at the NCO, both shots narrowly miss.

The battlefield is momentarily deafened by noise as Digit, an Elite of the Immortal Family and member of Dial'O'Death fires the Plasma Destructor.


A searing ball of Plasma fire instantly crosses the distance leaving an after image in the vision of all watching. The missiles and wall it was aimed at disintegrate in a firestorm of Debris and wreckage.

Instant Wall Be Gone, the new Plasma Destructor, no home should be without one! Just phone Dial'O'Death for all your mayhem needs.
A wookie is pinned but still alive. The other two thrown to the floor.

Joe Pinapples (Also an Elite and a member of Dial'O'Death) finds a spot to his liking and assembles his customised sniper railgun.

He likes these forgoten corners of the battlefield, they bring him calm. Quickly choosing a target he fires. Not even a flash betrays his location.

One shot one kill and Rocket girl is down.

Despite the mess, her colleagues haven't even noticed yet.

Volt darts towards the Command Centre and fires psionic energy through his staff weapon, the Lightning Rod. An arc of electricity jumps to the Ion Cannons in a staggering and breath taking display of photo editing, that I couldn't be bothered to do.

The Ion Cannon explodes and one Cannon is thrown from the weapons frame falling on those below...
SPLUT!!!
Ewww, The decapitation was too fast for Manly Santa's beer soaked mind to register. He's mightily impressed however as he thinks he blew her head clean off with a discharge. Leonidus may be peeved or relieved.