@jmatthew: Well, I guess that's at least one of you who reads it. Lol.
On with the show!..
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Undead Gordon Ramsey and his Zombie F'N'Chefs close in on Commander Leonidus.
Some are drawn away towards the Heavy Flamer dude as he is closest.
Zombies never know when to lie down. This one can't hurt the VOL, his armours too strong. However, he has grappled him and the VOL can't move until the Zombies dead.
The Wight Captain fires a lucky shot killing an Assyrian. I don't rate his chances of survival though.
Mini-Warhead picks up a Bomb. Freeze or the Bomb gets it!.. what ever shall he do with it? You might find out next turn.
Finally the undead manage to enter the fort while still in one peace and animated. No more defenders die there...
...but the Survivors Scout dude buys the farm after taking a shot at a Stalker. They both hose him down with mini-gin fire and a heavy laser takes his head off. The Stalker survived unharmed btw. The other heavy laser fires on the Super Jews but fails to hit.
The struggle between the Undead and the Bitch Gimp continues unresolved.
The Titty Guns fire without effect but the Titty Flamer takes three Undeads out of the game permanently.
The Man Bitch that killed the Creeper is contemptuously dispatched by a Wight Knight on his way past.
The Red Baron De'Ath Charge towards the Super Jews.
De'Aths Undead Horde turn their advance toward the Bitches and Super Jews. There are just a few of them.