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Post by dilanski » Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:25 pm

GOD is an all powerful dude who basically pwn's everything to hell, he is allowed to do everything he want's aslong as it doesn't upset the balance of the game, GOD's come in many forms. he is invincible but only comes into play if someone needs punishing, if something needs doing or sorting out he'll have 'Asexual' to have a son then let him sort it out.[/quote]
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Post by lrdofbricks » Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:13 pm

i believe this was already a thread that got moved to the random stuff section, locked, then deleted.
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Post by Warhead » Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:38 pm

I make a counter proposal.

God is a useless fat wank, an obsolete functionary jobsworth that wouldn't get off his fat fanny to do anything but keep the universe ticking over. And I'm going to kick his sandal wearing toga clad floor flushing existential essence all the way to Hades when I get there, and he fuckin' knows it. :twisted:
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Post by dilanski » Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:54 pm

Warhead wrote:I make a counter proposal.

God is a useless fat wank, an obsolete functionary jobsworth that wouldn't get off his fat fanny to do anything but keep the universe ticking over. And I'm going to kick his sandal wearing toga clad floor flushing existential essence all the way to Hades when I get there, and he fuckin' knows it. :twisted:
warhead, it had to be you that wrote an awesome essay on god.
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Post by The Shadowscythe » Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:55 pm

Google is god - I thought we all knew this answer by now?
-- WARNINK -- LINK BELOW IZ KNOWN TO CAUZE HEMMORAGE --
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I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I WARN YOU?! BLAME RAYHAWK DAMNIT.
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Post by Ross_Varn » Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:05 pm

Didn't we already do this? Let's not go here again.

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Post by Ranger S2H » Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:36 pm

I think warhead just explained his way to get immortality
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Post by tahthing » Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:03 pm

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This thread was a butt hurt central, i think any thread with a title containing the word "god" should be deleted on sight, like the word buttplugs their should be a thread buttplug that deletes these and seens a message to the poster saying "please do not post this thread again".
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Post by Arkbrik » Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:03 am

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Post by Magic Soap » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:18 pm

What is this G-D you speak of?



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Post by muffinman42 » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:47 pm

Magic Soap wrote: Class Jesus. ???
HAHAHAHA.
We have a "jesus" but thats his name (really!).
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Post by Magic Soap » Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:43 pm

No really, my teacher thinks Angels and Demons is Blasphemy, and then he gave us homework to write a speech on why we think we should be "Class Jesus". ???

We also have "Class Pope". :wtc: that emoticon is strangely appropriate.

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Post by Warhead » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:06 pm

See the world before you die, be a Pope.
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Post by Magic Soap » Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:46 pm

I'm also a Pope, POEE says so.

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