Zombie (Zulu) Dawn Turn 6

[Warhead]

Warhead go bed now. More kill later.

[Natalya]

Moar kill naow?

[fredde]

pwetty please

[Warhead]

THE BITCHES



Picking up the Maniac Beer the Man Bitch tosses it over his shoulder...





Unfortunately the Super Jew Heavies have been waiting below for just such an eventuality. Their fire blows a hole in the beer keg and the Man Bitch.



Intoxicating Maniac Beer spilling all over, what to do?



Yee-ha! It's Party Time!.. Well, I suppose a light refreshment does no harm.



Oh now, hang on this is getting rowdy! Stop that immediately!



...Crabs, you can never be too careful.



Despite a critical fail on one of the Titty Guns that blows the Bitches Tits sky high the Bitches lay down some righteous firepower.



This one's burst... pass me another. Next!

[kiemaster]

lol at first i was like ow man it didnt explode then i was like well atleast it will stop them for awhile then i was like lol crabs

[Warhead]

+++THE ASSYRIAN EMPIRE+++



Determined to press onwards the Assyrians set to work bringing down the already weakened platform. It takes six shots before it gives. I allowed the two troopers to use two weapons so long as they didn't move this turn.



The first shot did critical damage but most of the others just impacted on the surface, it came down to the last shot before the gantry collapsed.



I picked the base plate up to the normal level and removed the supports and bits and peaces that would interfere with it and then let it drop. This is how it came to rest. The burst fuel line is still spewing out flames and the Undead Captain falls right into it.



Unfortunately the flames are now blocking off most of the landing pad.



Also none of the supports on the far side gave out either meaning the Super Jews beneath the landing pad were safe, for now.



The troops move up as much as they can. They stop beside some swords so it's only polite to help themselves, they may just come in handy after all.



They leave Mad Q-cumber Sandwich the Maniac far behind and advance on mass while retaining opportunity fire in case the need to respond to an attack emerges.



On tails of flame and fire, accompanied by the roar of lasers and jetpacks the Assyrian Star Commandoes arrive. (Since the Maniac is now less of a concern due to distance I decided on using Natalya's plan B for the Star Commandoes. However, the Leader takes an unfortunate scatter on landing and is way off target meaning his men may only land within 6" of him, with additional scatter. This limits the targets.



Fortunatly the Two Super Jew Heavies are still in range of some of the Commandoes.





A critical success kills the Rail Gunner but a critical fail send a Star Commando into the wall... ouch!



Another Critical Fail, this time exploding the Commandoes weapon leaving him on his back without a hand or his sword. Man, this round has seen some bad dice rolls.



The Star Commando Leader safely deactivates the Big Bitches Grenades before she can suicide.



Being none too happy at such a sloppy deployment he takes his frustration out on the Bitch.



Yeah, that's much better now.

[Natalya]

Very nice indeed. :)

Note: That is an OTC so you motherfuckers better watch out.

[kiemaster]

FUCKING ASSYRIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Shadowscythe]

[Warheads OSSUM forum battle pics]

Why, oh god why has this battle not made the front page already? this has been by far the most Awesome forum battle I've ever seen - Serious props go to you, sire Warhead!

Now when the hell are we going to see some of those new undead toys you promised (from my little something for you thread . . . ) because I want to see shit hit the fan - seriously - Diohreah into the air conditioning - I WANT TO SEE BROWN RAIN!

*Stars foaming at the mouth*

*Drops onto the floor in an epileptic fit*

[Warhead]

*brush panned and binned in nearest trash receptacle*

Thank you, and to everyone else who has said the same so far. I'm glad you all like it but your actually embarrassing me so cool it. But if you do really like my batreps and you don't mind non-Lego games then you might like to take a look here...

http://www.tacticalwargames.net/forums/ ... ;f=85;st=0
I'm known as Warhead over there too so you can pick out my reports. I have a game planned for all day Sunday that I also hope to post.

I have planed to make at least one of the Undead constructs for it's introduction in the next turn. I have ordered up to six more central hinge bases (looks like an eight sided web).

Anyway, the rest is still to come for turn 6

[Natalya]

FUCKING ASSYRIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry dude. You're the Bitches right? I wasn't trying to get you -- I was going for the Super Jews. My guys just suck at flying in but shit happens u know.

If u want to truce I'll do it since killing you does not advance my goals.

[kiemaster]

ok then

[Warhead]

Truce acknowledged.

[kiemaster]

[piltogg]

not GW!!!! the evil. sooo much wasted $$$$