TIME TRAVELLING SUPER JEWS
Contrary to orders, which IMO were asking just a little too much. Commander Horowitz uses his Doctorate in Medical Insanity to sort of heal one of the Heavy Troopers, into a tamed headcrab. The other two are Time Vortexed back to life and given a right telling off for being so silly. The remaining crabs are dispatched.
As per orders the Super Jews under the precarious gantry start looting crates of stuff before getting out. A load of grenades and an Electronic Magazine in High Impact Plastiarmour called "K-Fucky!" WTF? Oh, wait, it says it's written by Maniacs for Maniacs by M.A.S. (Mad Animal Sandwich).
A Super Jew Heavy gives the unfortunate Assyrian Star Commando a booty bothered Enima.
One of the Bounty Hunters opens fire on the struggling Gimp and Undead. Scratch one more Undead. The Gimp survives as his sword got in the way of the shot.
The Cleavers charge amongst the Baron De'ath's Undead cavalry.
Super Jews aren't horse lovers then.
The OTC(lever) works.
The Baron isn't so easy though, he throws his sword beheading a Cleaver and parries the other attack with his shield.
The Ice Maker throws his knives into the face of the Assyrian Response Fire.
Two knives hit but only one is a kill. Heavy laser blasts impact all around the Assassin, one even hits but doesn't get through his armour. The Ice Maker sees his opportunity and makes a dash for it...
...and steals the Imperial Troop transport right from under the Assyrian's noses, the cheeky little blighter. More response fire blazes around the transport as it takes off but only one shot hits and is defeated by the armour.
All in all, not such a bad day out for the Super Jews.