Zombie (Zulu) Dawn Turn 7

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Post by Warhead » Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:45 am

:)

Ok, but Gary Oldman gets to play Manly Fuckin' Santa.
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Post by RJ » Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:52 am

Agreed. Maybe Bruce Cambell will get a role.
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Post by Bragallot » Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:57 am

Jack Nicholson for Baron De'Ath!

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Post by RJ » Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:59 am

Zombie Michael Jackson as himself!
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Post by lrdofbricks » Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:59 am

bruce lee as almighty benny
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Post by RJ » Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:36 am

Guest Starring Mr T?
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Post by Bragallot » Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:53 pm

No, his epicness would make all the rest seem less great. Perhaps we should make a talk thread for Zombie Zulu though, so the areas between turns become less spammed up? (I know I'm guilty myself)

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Post by Warhead » Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:35 pm

THE TIME TRAVELLING SUPER JEWS

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The Railgun Riflemen pair off. Two take cover and start shooting at barrels near the approaching Stalker.

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VWOOOSH!!!

Both shots hit and the volatile chemicals inside the barrels ignite launching them everywhere.

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The Stalker takes one of the barrels right in the face.

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The Peach Bike rider is blown over but unharmed. The same can not be said for the Stalker, arcane spells give out under the power of the explosion. One down.

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Without pause two Super Jews on bikes ride out and start shooting the surviving Stalker. The Stalkers armour proves too tough however.

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While the others are busy barricading (and therefore too busy to shoot Baron De'ath) the roadway Commander Horowitz gives triage to the disarmed Gunslinger. Two critical successes and...

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...one replaced arm and enhanced cyborg modification later, well they are super! Aww, just look at his happy little face, so cute.

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The other Gunslingers shoot up through the hangers gratings.

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With a piddling -1 to hit they failed to hit everything. Damn, these guys are good.

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The Crab Head starts scaling the wall.

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He lunges at the Star Commando Leader!..

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...who had been paying attention the whole time. That could have gone better.

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Well, it couldn't have gone much worse. The OTC cures all for crabs.

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Someone aught to tell the Cleavers the assault didn't work.

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A unit of Super Sandwich Guy Troopers step up to the plate, armed with grenades.

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Ok, here's how it works. They throw up to 6" wherever they like.

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I roll to scatter adding 2D6". This one scattered 4" so I take a new point where the grenade lands. However, this plate is on a slope so I roughly drop the grenade and let it roll...

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This one fell off and into some wreckage. I roll 1D6/2" for area effect and roll the damage dice.

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This one overshot and fell off the board, I still put the explosion on just because.

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This one, well lets just say this one was on target. The Assyrian Captain took all the damage on his right side.

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He's out for the turn but not dead yet. Wont be shaking many hands in future though.
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Post by The Shadowscythe » Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:13 pm

GOOD LORD WE SAW WARHEAD HAND!

Gotta love the fact OTC's cure crabs! And grenade rule are fairly awesome, I like!

How much beer have you absorbed so far Warhead? As all children know, Warheads awesome capacity is alcohol powered - I order you to get ratted! :lol:
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Post by Warhead » Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:24 pm

I hab duh flue *snork!* I am presently twatted on whiskey and tixy-licks cough syrup, weeeeee...
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Post by RagnarokRose » Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:46 pm

Get out. I have it too.

Hrm. I like the headcrab hand, I just might use that for my apoc guys. Yay, an excuse to use super glue!

The grenade rules are cool as well. I usually just let them lob it- apparently all my grenades are sticky bombs.
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Post by warman45 » Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:18 pm

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Post by Tuefish » Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:23 am

Moar carnage nao plox!! :studgod: :godwin:
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Post by The Shadowscythe » Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:56 am

Tuefish wrote:Moar carnage nao plox!! :studgod: :godwin:
MOAR CARNAGE NAO PLEEZ!
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Post by Warhead » Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:44 am

THE DAEMONS

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In a staggering drunken kebab hankering haze and still with the monkey on his back the Old One grabs the extra Daemonic OTC before anyone else can.

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The sheer power of Osum coursing through his boiling blood cooks off the prodigious amount of alcohol leaving him entirely sober. He didn't even get to put a traffic cone on his head, damn.

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OH NOoooes! Before he can be stopped the Old One crosses the OTC's Osum Mater Stream!!!

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Dun! Dun! Duuh!!!

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Flaming Daemon Blood washes over the Spunk Monkey turning it into a blazing ball of BBQ beef. (Hey! hey! Hey! Check it out, Alliteration!)

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The power of Osum tears the very core of this planes existence bringing into being a Daemonic Portal to the Blood Daemension.

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The Old One makes an exit. Leaving so soon? Obviously the power of The Almighty Benny is too much...

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His Minions leave too. Those able to, fire off a last hurried shot. None of the bows hit.

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The Daemon Heavies had better luck...

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Prepared for just such an attack Almighty Benny deflects the blow with ease.

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The Mortal Britannian Assault Trooper and Lieutenant didn't stand a chance however.

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The last of the Daemons leave, good riddance. Cowards!

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But the gateway remains..?

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The pillars begin to tremble as dreadful booming sounds emanate from within the portal of blood.

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IA! IA! CTHULHU FTHAGN! PH'NGLUI MGLW'NFAH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN!!!
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(Hehe! Warned you I did! Hehehe! I did! I did! I warned you all! Hehehehe! Your ALL GOING TO DIE I said!.. and you all thought it was a ship... Hah!)
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