Zombie (Zulu) Dawn Turn 7
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- Jaw-Jaw
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THE TIME TRAVELLING SUPER JEWS
The Railgun Riflemen pair off. Two take cover and start shooting at barrels near the approaching Stalker.
VWOOOSH!!!
Both shots hit and the volatile chemicals inside the barrels ignite launching them everywhere.
The Stalker takes one of the barrels right in the face.
The Peach Bike rider is blown over but unharmed. The same can not be said for the Stalker, arcane spells give out under the power of the explosion. One down.
Without pause two Super Jews on bikes ride out and start shooting the surviving Stalker. The Stalkers armour proves too tough however.
While the others are busy barricading (and therefore too busy to shoot Baron De'ath) the roadway Commander Horowitz gives triage to the disarmed Gunslinger. Two critical successes and...
...one replaced arm and enhanced cyborg modification later, well they are super! Aww, just look at his happy little face, so cute.
The other Gunslingers shoot up through the hangers gratings.
With a piddling -1 to hit they failed to hit everything. Damn, these guys are good.
The Crab Head starts scaling the wall.
He lunges at the Star Commando Leader!..
...who had been paying attention the whole time. That could have gone better.
Well, it couldn't have gone much worse. The OTC cures all for crabs.
Someone aught to tell the Cleavers the assault didn't work.
A unit of Super Sandwich Guy Troopers step up to the plate, armed with grenades.
Ok, here's how it works. They throw up to 6" wherever they like.
I roll to scatter adding 2D6". This one scattered 4" so I take a new point where the grenade lands. However, this plate is on a slope so I roughly drop the grenade and let it roll...
This one fell off and into some wreckage. I roll 1D6/2" for area effect and roll the damage dice.
This one overshot and fell off the board, I still put the explosion on just because.
This one, well lets just say this one was on target. The Assyrian Captain took all the damage on his right side.
He's out for the turn but not dead yet. Wont be shaking many hands in future though.
The Railgun Riflemen pair off. Two take cover and start shooting at barrels near the approaching Stalker.
VWOOOSH!!!
Both shots hit and the volatile chemicals inside the barrels ignite launching them everywhere.
The Stalker takes one of the barrels right in the face.
The Peach Bike rider is blown over but unharmed. The same can not be said for the Stalker, arcane spells give out under the power of the explosion. One down.
Without pause two Super Jews on bikes ride out and start shooting the surviving Stalker. The Stalkers armour proves too tough however.
While the others are busy barricading (and therefore too busy to shoot Baron De'ath) the roadway Commander Horowitz gives triage to the disarmed Gunslinger. Two critical successes and...
...one replaced arm and enhanced cyborg modification later, well they are super! Aww, just look at his happy little face, so cute.
The other Gunslingers shoot up through the hangers gratings.
With a piddling -1 to hit they failed to hit everything. Damn, these guys are good.
The Crab Head starts scaling the wall.
He lunges at the Star Commando Leader!..
...who had been paying attention the whole time. That could have gone better.
Well, it couldn't have gone much worse. The OTC cures all for crabs.
Someone aught to tell the Cleavers the assault didn't work.
A unit of Super Sandwich Guy Troopers step up to the plate, armed with grenades.
Ok, here's how it works. They throw up to 6" wherever they like.
I roll to scatter adding 2D6". This one scattered 4" so I take a new point where the grenade lands. However, this plate is on a slope so I roughly drop the grenade and let it roll...
This one fell off and into some wreckage. I roll 1D6/2" for area effect and roll the damage dice.
This one overshot and fell off the board, I still put the explosion on just because.
This one, well lets just say this one was on target. The Assyrian Captain took all the damage on his right side.
He's out for the turn but not dead yet. Wont be shaking many hands in future though.
- The Shadowscythe
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GOOD LORD WE SAW WARHEAD HAND!
Gotta love the fact OTC's cure crabs! And grenade rule are fairly awesome, I like!
How much beer have you absorbed so far Warhead? As all children know, Warheads awesome capacity is alcohol powered - I order you to get ratted!
Gotta love the fact OTC's cure crabs! And grenade rule are fairly awesome, I like!
How much beer have you absorbed so far Warhead? As all children know, Warheads awesome capacity is alcohol powered - I order you to get ratted!
-- WARNINK -- LINK BELOW IZ KNOWN TO CAUZE HEMMORAGE --
I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I WARN YOU?! BLAME RAYHAWK DAMNIT.
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I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I WARN YOU?! BLAME RAYHAWK DAMNIT.
- RagnarokRose
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Get out. I have it too.
Hrm. I like the headcrab hand, I just might use that for my apoc guys. Yay, an excuse to use super glue!
The grenade rules are cool as well. I usually just let them lob it- apparently all my grenades are sticky bombs.
Hrm. I like the headcrab hand, I just might use that for my apoc guys. Yay, an excuse to use super glue!
The grenade rules are cool as well. I usually just let them lob it- apparently all my grenades are sticky bombs.
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- The Shadowscythe
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THE DAEMONS
In a staggering drunken kebab hankering haze and still with the monkey on his back the Old One grabs the extra Daemonic OTC before anyone else can.
The sheer power of Osum coursing through his boiling blood cooks off the prodigious amount of alcohol leaving him entirely sober. He didn't even get to put a traffic cone on his head, damn.
OH NOoooes! Before he can be stopped the Old One crosses the OTC's Osum Mater Stream!!!
Dun! Dun! Duuh!!!
Flaming Daemon Blood washes over the Spunk Monkey turning it into a blazing ball of BBQ beef. (Hey! hey! Hey! Check it out, Alliteration!)
The power of Osum tears the very core of this planes existence bringing into being a Daemonic Portal to the Blood Daemension.
The Old One makes an exit. Leaving so soon? Obviously the power of The Almighty Benny is too much...
His Minions leave too. Those able to, fire off a last hurried shot. None of the bows hit.
The Daemon Heavies had better luck...
Prepared for just such an attack Almighty Benny deflects the blow with ease.
The Mortal Britannian Assault Trooper and Lieutenant didn't stand a chance however.
The last of the Daemons leave, good riddance. Cowards!
But the gateway remains..?
The pillars begin to tremble as dreadful booming sounds emanate from within the portal of blood.
IA! IA! CTHULHU FTHAGN! PH'NGLUI MGLW'NFAH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN!!!
(Hehe! Warned you I did! Hehehe! I did! I did! I warned you all! Hehehehe! Your ALL GOING TO DIE I said!.. and you all thought it was a ship... Hah!)
In a staggering drunken kebab hankering haze and still with the monkey on his back the Old One grabs the extra Daemonic OTC before anyone else can.
The sheer power of Osum coursing through his boiling blood cooks off the prodigious amount of alcohol leaving him entirely sober. He didn't even get to put a traffic cone on his head, damn.
OH NOoooes! Before he can be stopped the Old One crosses the OTC's Osum Mater Stream!!!
Dun! Dun! Duuh!!!
Flaming Daemon Blood washes over the Spunk Monkey turning it into a blazing ball of BBQ beef. (Hey! hey! Hey! Check it out, Alliteration!)
The power of Osum tears the very core of this planes existence bringing into being a Daemonic Portal to the Blood Daemension.
The Old One makes an exit. Leaving so soon? Obviously the power of The Almighty Benny is too much...
His Minions leave too. Those able to, fire off a last hurried shot. None of the bows hit.
The Daemon Heavies had better luck...
Prepared for just such an attack Almighty Benny deflects the blow with ease.
The Mortal Britannian Assault Trooper and Lieutenant didn't stand a chance however.
The last of the Daemons leave, good riddance. Cowards!
But the gateway remains..?
The pillars begin to tremble as dreadful booming sounds emanate from within the portal of blood.
IA! IA! CTHULHU FTHAGN! PH'NGLUI MGLW'NFAH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN!!!
(Hehe! Warned you I did! Hehehe! I did! I did! I warned you all! Hehehehe! Your ALL GOING TO DIE I said!.. and you all thought it was a ship... Hah!)