THE ASSYRIAN EMPIRE
Two medipacs later and the Captain has his arm back, The Star Commando his hand but the Assyrian Trooper remains dead. The Star Commandos take possession of the computer core and it's precious data.
The Captain readies the assault on the Super Jews. He orders the Trooper with the Grenades to start the attack.
The grenade falls no further than the 6" and explodes the bar sending the dead barmaid flying but nothing else is hurt.
The rest open fire on the Super Jews below.
Inexperienced with the new weapon the Assyrian's rocket flies erratically.
Right into the roof of the hanger instead of the Super Jews.
However, the scattered debris will do nicely as one Super Sandwich Guy armed with a salvaged rail gun is crushed.
Another Super Sandwich Guy Trooper goes down with a face full of Assyrian laser fire.
A Super Sandwich Guy Cleaver and Trooper are both gunned down by the Heavy Bolter and NCO.
The only casualty to response counter fire during the attack was the other squads NCO.
Having drawn away some of the firepower the Star Commando's take to the air and assault the hanger roof. One throws his grenade and crit fails while the other misses his shot as they pass over the enemy.
The grenade hits the hanger wall and bounces through the railing slot...
...and continues to bounce to the opposite side of the roof at the stair well where it explodes harmlessly.
The Grand Bitchess sits still in her trance. One of the Star Commando's tries to put an end to her but his shot is absorbed by some sort of shield.
Leaving one Star Commando to guard her the rest take up defensive positions.
Major Smith having turned his Speeder Bike back towards the enemy takes her in at full throttle.
A missile launches as he guns the bike into a strafing run guns blazing.
The Time Travelling Super Sandwich Guy Commander stops the laser shots with his Nova Sword without damage.
The missile explodes inside the hanger killing a Gunslinger (they had been called Bounty Hunters but I prefer this) .
The Super Sandwich Guy Commander must have been holding back his response fire for this moment. He fires.
The bike takes a hit but Major Smith makes a good recovery roll and manages to stay in control. One of the missiles and a Laser Cannon are destroyed however. But where did the missile fall?..
Thankfully it landed harmlessly between all the factions.
The Assassin Droid with the Missile Launcher reloads while the Autocannon fires at the Super Jews.
However, he fails to hit anyone.
...What's this? Someone is teleporting down to the planet?..
MAJOR NATALYA HAS ENTERED THE BATTLE!..
Accompanied by her personal guard that were awarded to her from Her Majesty Empress Xianghua's own personal guard Major Natalya assesses the situation. She sees the cavorting, rum swilling Pirate PLA with their wild and rowdy Pirate singing and changes her plans immediately. The old Pirate Singing Trick eh? There will be plenty of time to kill the Peach Scum later but it would be foolish to waist her shots on an enemy so obviously immune to attack as these.
Instead she orders her men to join up with the Assassin Droids and to clear away the remaining Undead.
All to soon the job is done.