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JEDI TRAINING WORKSHOP

Postby Tzan » Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:54 pm

VACATION PROGRAMS & EVENTS

STAR WARS - JEDI TRAINING WORKSHOP: Are you a child who is interested in becoming a Jedi student in training? Join the Rec team and participate in several hours that have everything to do with STAR WARS!! Some activities may include: designing and making your own recycled droid, making a training lightsaber and learning what it is to be a Jedi Knight. May the force be with you....
Class is limited to 30 participants. Please send your child with a peanut-free snack and drink.
Coordinator: Event-FULL Date: April 22 Fee: $48
Eligibility: Ages 5-10 Thursday 9:30 - 12:00 PM


The town I live in has a recreation department, I got something in the mail today that had this in it.
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Postby Arkbrik » Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:44 pm

D'aaaw...
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.
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Postby Zahru II » Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:58 pm

We already have it in hungary:
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Postby OneEye589 » Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:32 pm

Lucky.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:36 pm

Good, goood...
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I imagine this to be the first and last event of the entire course.


There are even Jedi working among us too.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/gla ... 003067.stm
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Postby Tzan » Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:44 pm

I was thinking it would be cool if I showed up as a Sith Lord.
Or maybe one of the instructors walks in half way through dressed as a Sith Lord and trys to turn them to the dark side by offering force candy.


After reading the ad again, I see that Jedi are allergic to peanuts :)
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Postby Warhead » Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:50 pm

...uh, check it's not a misspelling.

Or maybe...
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The Empire may be kulling Jedi again like the bad old days.
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Postby Tzan » Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:23 pm

Oh!

If you read it again with the assumption that it was written by a Sith Lord. :trap:

So I guess just Sith Lords are allergic to peanuts.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:26 am

I'm not sure it's an allergy thing. I wondered if they meant the characters in Peanuts, but who could hate Snoopy and Woodstock, even the Sith aren't that evil. So, I did some digging and I think I may have found the reason for the Peanut/Lumen ban. It apparently sends the Pet Sith Attack Squirrels mad...

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