THE ASSYRIAN EMPIRE
Warning: Big ass turn ahead!!!
Mjr Natalya through her amazing use of the Maytricks may double all her rolled results and may not roll a crit fail this turn. She may also attempt another action on the roll of a 4+ on the second action, 5+ on the third and 6+ on the fourth. This OSSUM display directly enhances her troops to greater heights of Ossum. Let it begin...
+++++UNLEASH THE OSSUM!!!+++++
Mjr Natalya starts running towards the Peaches.
She leaps up onto some of the strewn debris and launches herself into the air, guns blazing...
...shots rip into the PLA killing one...
and wounding the Red Squadron Leader.
She draws her Power Sword before landing among the Peaches that had butchered one of her Star Commandos.
Landing lightly she effortlessly swings her Power Sword through the neck of a Peach while back kicking another in the face sending him flying.
Successfully attempting another action she reverses the swing of her sword through the neck of another Peach who while attempting to shoot her with a response action critically fails and shoots his squad mate instead.
Heroic Pose #1. Ossum enough?
Driven to new feats of Ossum the Assassin Droid takes to the Roof of the Drop Command Centre.
A perfect spot to support the Majors attack.
DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA!
Two more Peaches are blasted apart.
Unable to keep up in an assault the flamer secures the rear and deals with the pesky DSM that had tried shooting at them.
DSM BBQ?.. Yum!
Mjr Natalya's Personal Guard try their best to keep up with their leader. One is shot while trying to close with the enemy.
A return shot fails to beat the Peaches Clone Armour.
But the Clone Armour is no match for a close encounter with a Laser Sword.
The red Peach Leader is swiftly executed.
The Peach Blue Squad Leader takes a hit but his armour defeats it.
FA - WOOOOOOOOOSH!
The remaining Assassin Droid fires a Rocket!
KRAH - DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!
But it's not over yet... Oh no, not yet
The Assyrian NCO goes in firing and blasts a Super Sandwich Guy in the face shattering his face mask.
Grabbing the first available weapon to hand the Assyrian opens up with a furious spray of blaster bolts from the Bastard Gun. Built for closer engagements the Super Jews pliable armour is no match for it.
More Assyrians pick themselves up and charge into combat.
Another Assyrian blasts away at the Super Sandwich Guy Heavy...
Another Super Sandwich Guy hits the dirt.
The Captain attacks Commander Horowitz but he managed to roll three critical successes and not only cuts off the Captains hand but pushes him over AND dodges the Assyrian Troopers close range shot. Fuck in hell!
Not finished yet the Captain fires from the ground where he was thrown while the Assyrian Trooper desperately charges into close combat. The Captain missed while Horowitz easily blocked the Assyrians attack (with the cool glowing Nova Sword which I figured out how to make glow so I'm very hyped on it, just saying).
Meanwhile the assault continues as the Assyrians rush forward.
With deadly effect.
Soon only Horowitz, the Cleaver Leader and the De-gunned Cyborg remain.
The dazed Star Commando drags himself back and prepares to shoot the first person over the wall.
Seeing the Computer Core in danger the Star Commando Leader bites down his own personal shame at refusing personal combat and does his duty, going after the Computer Core.
He swiftly lands and secures the Computer...
...and turns and sends a blast of Plasma at the Super Sandwich Guy Cleaver.
Two Crit damage rolls later and he sends the Cleaver Leader to Kingdom Come. An OTC battle would have been better but duty first. Besides I rolled to see what he would do. Fate chose Duty.