Dial'O'Death - Weapons of Choice...

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:41 am

New Immortal Weaponry, the best throughout the cosmos. After achieving a Foothold in the Fico system the Immortals have sent out their agents to contact all the known peoples of the Brikverse, and sell them stuff...

New developments in weapons research.

Immortal Assault Rifle
Range Use Damage Notes
15” 3 1D6+5 -

The Laser Assault Rifle has a prestigious rate of fire and stopping power without degrading it's range. While arguably not as powerful as the Bastard Blaster it has an internal smart-linked gyroscope to compensate for your movement. A gun that likes being fired from the hip.

Immortal Sniper Rifle
Range Use Damage Notes
20” 3 1D6+5 -

While not near as powerful as the Railgun Sniper assembly preferred by Immortals this Rifle provides a light weight shorter barrel and just as accurate alternative. This model can even be silenced and fitted with flash suppression. With the addition of a detachable back pack the power can be increased.

Remember, if your not holding Immortal Tech, one day you may be facing it.

My terrible youtube channel · Post by **Magic Soap** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 3:57 pm

I may have to acquire these for one of my other armies.

Post by **OneEye589** » Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:55 pm

I like the laser assault rifle a lot.

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:34 am

NEW IMMORTAL TECHTM WEAPONRY BROUGHT TO YOU BY...

++++++++++ DIAL'O'DEATH ++++++++++

Hi, you might remember me as Kruze the leader of Dial'O'Death! My accomp... uh, I mean associate Mr Ulysses Sweet and I pride ourselves on quality merchandising as well as quantity. Today we have both with a new range in specialised battlefield weaponry for today's modern soldier.

First on display is the MP11 Silenced projectile thrower. It has a 350 RPS, that's a high rate of fire in anyone's book and with more than enough punch to get the job done as an SMG. Just right for covert ops of any kind.

MP11 (Silenced projectile thrower)
Range Use Damage Notes
6” 3 1D6+3 Silent

Next, we have the Phased Energy Rifle. It's an ugly brute but it'll rip through most personal shields and armour at an average assault rifle range.

Phased Energy Rifle
Range Use Damage Notes
12” 3 1D6+3 Reduce targets armour save by -2

Then we have the M1 Sniper Lasrifle, a masterfully crafted lightweight yet powerful and insanely accurate weapon that wont pitch a fit in the field due to lack of maintenance.

M1 Sniper Lasrifle
Range Use Damage Notes
20” 3 1D6+3 +1 to hit if sniper performs no other action during the turn.

And last but by no means least. The MkIV Heavy Blaster Rifle with under-barrel grenade launcher. Other attachments are under development but include such items as the shotgun, flamer, mini-rocket launcher and autocanon.

MkIV Heavy Blaster Rifle
Range Use Damage Notes
15” 3 2D6+1

U/B Grenade Launcher
Range Use Damage Notes
15” 4 1D10+1 One shot, 2" area effect.

Well, that's all for now. Any queries please call and for those that call today there will be a special offer of 50% off orders over a thousand units. So don't delay. Remember, if you're not holding immortal TechTM then you're facing it.

Post by **OneEye589** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:35 am

I really like the phased energy rifle. I wish I had some of those harpoon guns in something other than yellow.

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:29 pm

I have two in red and they make for nice flamers. There not quite D'O'D quality so they wont be appearing here but you may find then in a forum battle sometime.

Post by **Theblackdog** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:45 pm

Nice looking weapons indeed, though the sniper rifle could have a longer range relative to the assault rifle. What is your typical minifig armor rating? Must be high...

Also, what are your silenced weapon rules? I say that silenced weapons automatically win Response rolls when they're fired on the player's turn.

Post by **Warhead** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:01 am

NEW IMMORTAL TECHTM WEAPONRY. BROUGHT TO YOU BY...

++++++++++ DIAL'O'DEATH ++++++++++

Howdy folks, Kruze here. I just wanted to tell you all that we have a new customer in the Brikverse who has managed to buy up a ton of surplus cutting edge Immortal TechTM weaponry and is rumoured to be heading your way. Why am I telling you this. Well, just being neighbourly. Apparently these fellas like to kill just about everything they can and are mighty good at it too. Woo-Eee! We had to bust some heads just to get the critters to talk to us. Named the Talos or Iron Legion or some such, ever heard of em? Anyways, they bought so much stuff we felt obliged to give them a little something in return. And I just wanted to extend the same courtesy to yo'all. Any Star Nation that signs a contract today to exclusively buy Immortal TechTM weaponry for their entire ground forces will receive one of these per 10,000 units of arms sold (terms and conditions apply).

The Awesome 10,000 Quad Mini-Gun. Good for automated missile defence and fur just blowing the shit out of countless hordes of meat sacks. our new best friends the Talos, although devoid of emotion still couldn't wait to get their hands on one. Weee-doggy! Jus look'it em go!

Now remember, if you're not buying from us then our other clients will make you buy the farm.

Post by **Ogel96** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:48 am

Ah, yes, Ego here, I'd like an order of ten thousand of those. I don't know how the damned alliance stole all the ground forces weapons, but those imbiciles need to step it up a bit if we want to stop them, especially with that damed mime on their side...the mime must die... Sorry, I assume that would be 12,978,400 credits? Ah good. Well, pleasure doing buisness with you.

Post by **Warhead** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:45 am

Excellent Count Ego! Please sign here and here...

May I interest you in our depleted uranium guilt edge untimely death warranty guarantee? I may, excellent, well it has been a sheer pleasure doing business with you and of course we will keep you up to date on any new developments on the weapons front.

Also, exclusive to all D'O'D customers if you ever find you are in dire need of our more clandestine mercenary services just give us a call at Dial'O'Death. Killing Mimes is one of our many specialities and the first contract receives a hit on your mother in law or a noisy neighbour of your choice for free (Terms and conditions apply).

Post by **OneEye589** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:13 am

Oooo, that's really nice, but dare I ask what the pots are for?

Post by **Warhead** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:25 am

I always thought they looked like ammo drums like these...

So the two guys are loaders as well as spotters and so that's why it might appear that they are carrying pots.

Post by **OneEye589** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:10 pm

That's what I was thinking, because they were carrying them and there were a couple hooked on there. Neat idea.

Post by **dilanski** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:47 pm

Warhead wrote:I always thought they looked like ammo drums like these...

So the two guys are loaders as well as spotters and so that's why it might appear that they are carrying pots.

I did'nt know you had resistance 2??

Post by **Warhead** » Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:00 pm

Sorry Di' I don't. My gaming days are kapute due to my eye thing. I glomed the pic off the web is all.