Zombie (Zulu) Dawn Turn 9

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Post by Natalya » Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:02 am

The Computer Core is important n' stuff to me, but killing Peaches is also important. What to do what to do...
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Post by Paco » Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:12 pm

Warhead, Natalya, Stubby, Manly Santa, and Benny should still stand a good chance against the Daemons.

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Post by Natalya » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:18 pm

I alone could crush them.
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Post by Warhead » Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:37 pm

Please insert appropriate fat joke here...

:D

...um, I have a bad feeling about this.
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Post by Bragallot » Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:42 pm

Umm... I didn't think you were from Texas?

I stay true to my nickname and declare: I COULD TAKE THEM

Alas, I'm off to Italy soon.
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Post by Warhead » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:08 pm

THE BRITANNIAN LEAGUE

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Borstal takes great exception to having his arm cut off. He grabs his bike and starts slamming it down on his attacker.

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While the UDSM is being pummelled his OTC glaive accidentally touches one of the Peaches nearby. The results are messy.

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Borstal forgets about his damaged arm and is clearly having fun. His bellows of "HUR! HUR! HUR! Little man go splat!" can clearly be heard across the battlefield.

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Until finally, with the bike imbedded in the UDSM troopers guts he losses interest. "Aw, new friend stopped moving... bored now."

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Captain Alexandria shoots a peach in the face before moving towards the nearest OTC Glaive.

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A UDSM reacts and fires on her.

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But she easily blocks it on her massive shield and keeps going.

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Mission achieved. Without a target in range she settles down to defend.
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Post by Warhead » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:30 pm

THE BITCHES + HELL'O'KITTAH!!!

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It's a simple matter for Miss Kittah to rev her Sawblade and send the hapless Daemon flying.

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He's thrown a clear 20" away but the fall incredibly doesn't kill him. (The damaged equalled his armour value).

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Miss Kittah strides forward and decapitates the head off a Daemon too busy to defend himself.

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The Daemons left on overwatch all react.

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Miss Kittah is hit three times. The Daemonic Glaive even gets past her armour but a rainbow coloured shield deflects the damage (It's a 4+ fixed un-modifiable save against all ranged attacks) and so she remains unharmed. She's stalled but she isn't stopped and continues cutting into the nearest Daemon.

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She fires a spell attack through her wand which strikes a Daemon but doesn't get through the Daemons tough hide so the effects don't manifest fully, although he does feel more inclined to shop for shoes now but it has no effect in the game.
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Post by Cpt. Zipps » Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:56 pm

Well, it was great fun while it lasted but I guess I'm out now.
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Post by Paco » Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:42 pm

So the Super Jews are the first to lose...

Odd, I thought they had one of the largest armies.

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Post by Warhead » Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:31 am

Ah, but the larger armies, like the Britannians are diluted skills wise while smaller armies have better troops. The Heroes are mostly the same. I feel it all balanced out stats and numbers wise. Just who attacked who is when it gets unbalanced.

Also, I roll for deployment for newly arriving armies and place them where there is enough room on that table edge. The Super Jews came fairly late on so most of the table was already occupied which meant they were placed in a VERY bad position in turn 5 IIRC which nullified the advantage of arriving so late with such a large force.
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Post by Warhead » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:06 am

THE UNDEAD DEADLY SPACEMEN OF THE AZURE GUARD

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Borstal's rampage is ended by the merciless UDSM.

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More UDSM lay down a withering hail of firepower on Captain Alexandria.

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They fire from different angles to circumvent her shields protection.

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Even so, she still catches two of the shots, but one gets past her defence...

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Seemingly weakened she's no match for the Coup de Main and her block critically fails as the UDSM's Beam Sabre cuts her in half.

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The same UDSM that killed Captain Alexandria continues on and spots Blitzen trapped in the rubble. He runs out of movement before he can get within attack range.

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Those UDSM still animated begin to pick themselves up...

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...and arm themselves.

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Before they advance as best they can and settle down in overwatch.

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The rest move up fast and secure a perimeter. They wont attack the Daemons and vice versa as they are naturally allied and have the same goal. They wait instead for the enemy to get nearer.

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The UDSM leader makes a lucky find in the wreckage, a keg of Maniac Beer!

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Of no worth to the undead he still has a plan for it's use, and swiftly drop kicks it where he wants it to go.

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It lands nearly on target but doesn't explode and is no longer in line of sight for a follow up shot.

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In a bit of a sulk he settles in amongst the rubble to support his troops.
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Post by DarthBrik » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:39 am

How many OTCs do you have?!
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Post by Warhead » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:47 am

THE IMMORTALS

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Drawn by the Maniac Beer MQS charges!

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Despite a -1 to hit he manages to roll a crit and the Bastard Gun roars sending a shot right through the VOL Sub-Commanders armour. (It's an exceedingly large hand canon). The VOL response fire but the shot that hits only just fails to get past MQS's toughness.

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With only the prostrate and wounded Assyrian Captain in his way MQS rushes in for the kill.

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But the Assyrian Trooper that Horowitz had pushed over still has a response action and shoots MQS in the head.

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He goes down losing his action and a wound.

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Volts smashes his Power Staff into the vitals of the ORCA's engine. It explodes and power is lost on the entire right side, there is nothing the pilot can do to correct it.

While I was removing the model from it's stand but before I had rolled for scatter, it suffered an accident and fell. Since the crash landing and resulting damage actually looked good I was more than happy to allow it. I rolled for survivors and this is what happened.

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Volt escapes without a scratch and finds somewhere safe to hide.

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The Peach Flamer is crushed.

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The tail gunner is left wondering just what the fuck happened and when does he get his response action?

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Captain Badass is a little bruised but none the worse as he wasn't too high up.

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Peach Indy is splattered, trapped under the ORCA as it fell.

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The Pilot survived but is stunned. Not sure if you can see it here but the one armed UDSM with the Plasma Bazooka is now trapped under the wrecked dropship too.

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One of the crew isn't even harmed or stunned.

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While others not so fortunate were thrown out and killed.

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mAd MaX sAm is still holding on for grim death. But where's Riddick?

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How the hell did he get all the way over here? It took me ages to find him in amongst the mess. He's stunned and weak but still alive.

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Carnage.
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Post by Warhead » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:51 am

MEANWHILE IN THE HELL DAEMENSION

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Post by Warhead » Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:16 am

END PHASE
++++++EGO TABLE OF BOASTING RIGHTS+++++++
The management reserve the right not to give a fuck if any of these stats prove to be inaccurate or just plane wrong. He doesn't care and offence will lead to cranky verbal abuse.

The Britannian League: TERMINATED - LRDOFBRIKS

KIA: 17 + 1 Maniac + 1 Hero
KILLS: 36 + 2 Heroes (The Daemon Prince Dragosani) and (The Undead Magi), 1 Creeper and 1 Stalker.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.


The Post Apoc Survivors MASSAM

KIA: 6 +1 Assault vehicle
KILLS: 18 + 1 Champion (ZMJ), 1 Rudolf Reindeer.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.

The Bitches KIEMASTER

KIA: 17 (You now only have Hell'O Kittah and your Hero)
KILLS: 34 + 1 Creeper

Daemons IVHORSMAN

KIA: 11 (+2 Lesser Blood Daemons) He has Cthulhu on his side for a while.
KILLS: 17 + 1 Champion.
OBJECTIVE: Computer Core

The Manly Men MASTERECABOB (Formerly 501st Cadians)

KIA: 14 + 1 Rudolf Reindeer killed.
KILLS: 22

(Only Manly Santa is Left).
Summoning of the forum janitor Stubby who is now an independent player.

The VOL: TUEFISH

KIA: 13 (Has a trooper, Flamer, Einherjar and his Hero left)
KILLS: 48 + 1 Creeper.

The Assyrians NATALYA

KIA: 10 (Lost Major Smith and his Jetbike)
KILLS: 47 + 2 Creepers


The Peach Pirates SLOOPOFWAR, (formerly Birdman)

KIA: 17 + 1 Dropship
Kills: 8 + 2 Immortals (sort of dead) +1 Battlewagon/Tank.

The Immortal Family MAGIC SOAP

KIA: 2
Kills: 36 + 1 Dropship.

Time Travelling Super Jews TERMINATED - CAPT ZIPPS (Formerly Elmagnifico)

KIA: 24 + 1 Champion
Kills: 18 + 1 Stalker and 1 Assyrian Major and Jetbike


The Undead Deadly Spacemen ELMAGNIFICO

KIA: 3
Kills: 4 + I Hero +1 Immortal Maniac.

Peach Liberation Army RJ

KIA: 7 + 1 Hero
Kills: 3

Almighty Benny HIMSELF

Kills: A Legion of Blood Daemons

STUBBY HIMSELF

Kills: 1

Warhead HIMSELF

Kills: A few.

Proto-Figs NPC

KIA: 0
KILLS: Give Peace A Chance Bro.

CTHULHU

KIA: Pleeze!
KILLS: One Deadly Spaceman. An entire planet of minor undead zombies drained of unlife. And J+B sort of.
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