BlockBattles: Hero Team Deathmatch Turn 1
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BlockBattles: Hero Team Deathmatch Turn 1
OK, the same day I post Turn 0 - Turn 1 comes up the same day, wicked eh?
Anyway, this battle is partial like Warheads so I will post turns as I get them.
The Mammas Boys
The Hulk and Captain America run off into the battle.
And The Hulk immediately tries to break something, in this case, it's the cover spot.
He succeeds in breaking it easily, its a good thing I put Hulk as a Cost = 2 Hero.
The Hulk turns the cover spot into a giant shield as he nears The Manly Men. Captain America is covering Hulk's behind even though his stretch pants seem to do the job.
Rubi Red sees the turtle formation and opens fire.
The bullets knock Captain America to the ground but he is still alive.
Neo realizes that he is The One and immediately rushes off into the battle.
Neo does a running-flip in confidence.
However, Neo doesn't realize that he isn't the only one who can do bullet time and so the two are locked together in something that would look amazing in motion.
Rubi Red is knocked down in the duel and she can get up next turn.
However, she is not the only One (see what I did there?)
Hellboy joins in too with yet another approach...
...and so he jumps onto one of the bombed bunkers...
...and goes over the edge of the roof...
...and sits there in shame...
Warhe- I mean Ghost Rider realizes that pretty much the whole team is a bunch of failing Mammas Boys except from the unlikeliest, Bruce Banner! This knowledge convinces him to simply take out the enemy himself.
Ghost Rider, being Ghost Rider, decides he should blast into the sky and run Rubi Red over from above.
A red stain on the pavement, a sexy one at that... Mmmmm.... Rubi Red...
Ghost Rider's perverted thoughts distract him and he loses control of the bike! He's going to crash!
He knew putting a big unbreakable chain around him was a bad idea and this just proves his point.
Warhe- I mean Ghost Rider, may he rest in peace knowing that lrdofbricks is going out with his Mum...
The Manly Frikkin' Men
Harry mounts his broomstick in the way Bragallot expects him to and then gets off and does it the way normal wizards do.
There he is! Off he goes! Where is he going? Nobody knows!
Hagrid gets out his Hermione Granger Penis Chart...
He calls Ron over to show him it.
He points to the first option.
Ron gets his drift and then works out what he was implying and runs off in tears.
"Nobody respects me." Ron sobbed.
"You know what." Said Scorching Hot...
"I totally agree!"
Ron burns fast. Amazingly fast.
Scorching Hot steps back to admire her good work:
Nothing remains but Ron's annoyingly ginger wig.
Hermione Granger casts a shield charm on Ash, Wolverine and Aragon.
Using their new turn-long attribute, the trio head off to hunt down my precious Super-Heroin and Scorching Hot!
Wolverine tries to behead Scorching.
However, he only succeeds in removing his own arm. Don't fret though, he is Wolverine. If he keeps it intact it can be reattached next turn.
Ash fires his Boomstick.
I can safely say he is a lot more successful than Wolverine.
Aragon isn't happy that he has been robbed of a kill.
So, he pretends that Scorching Hot also had the power to survive her head asploding and stabs her anyway.
K-9 goes to do something.
"What are you doing you tin abomination!?" Shouted General Delaware.
"Oh my god! You pee'd on my leg you little!"
But that is not the worst of Delaware's troubles...
Thor'd!
However, Delaware is one tough old man and he is simply knocked onto the floor.
OK, now I just need dilanski, Ogel96 and lrdofbricks to send orders.
Anyway, this battle is partial like Warheads so I will post turns as I get them.
The Mammas Boys
The Hulk and Captain America run off into the battle.
And The Hulk immediately tries to break something, in this case, it's the cover spot.
He succeeds in breaking it easily, its a good thing I put Hulk as a Cost = 2 Hero.
The Hulk turns the cover spot into a giant shield as he nears The Manly Men. Captain America is covering Hulk's behind even though his stretch pants seem to do the job.
Rubi Red sees the turtle formation and opens fire.
The bullets knock Captain America to the ground but he is still alive.
Neo realizes that he is The One and immediately rushes off into the battle.
Neo does a running-flip in confidence.
However, Neo doesn't realize that he isn't the only one who can do bullet time and so the two are locked together in something that would look amazing in motion.
Rubi Red is knocked down in the duel and she can get up next turn.
However, she is not the only One (see what I did there?)
Hellboy joins in too with yet another approach...
...and so he jumps onto one of the bombed bunkers...
...and goes over the edge of the roof...
...and sits there in shame...
Warhe- I mean Ghost Rider realizes that pretty much the whole team is a bunch of failing Mammas Boys except from the unlikeliest, Bruce Banner! This knowledge convinces him to simply take out the enemy himself.
Ghost Rider, being Ghost Rider, decides he should blast into the sky and run Rubi Red over from above.
A red stain on the pavement, a sexy one at that... Mmmmm.... Rubi Red...
Ghost Rider's perverted thoughts distract him and he loses control of the bike! He's going to crash!
He knew putting a big unbreakable chain around him was a bad idea and this just proves his point.
Warhe- I mean Ghost Rider, may he rest in peace knowing that lrdofbricks is going out with his Mum...
The Manly Frikkin' Men
Harry mounts his broomstick in the way Bragallot expects him to and then gets off and does it the way normal wizards do.
There he is! Off he goes! Where is he going? Nobody knows!
Hagrid gets out his Hermione Granger Penis Chart...
He calls Ron over to show him it.
He points to the first option.
Ron gets his drift and then works out what he was implying and runs off in tears.
"Nobody respects me." Ron sobbed.
"You know what." Said Scorching Hot...
"I totally agree!"
Ron burns fast. Amazingly fast.
Scorching Hot steps back to admire her good work:
Nothing remains but Ron's annoyingly ginger wig.
Hermione Granger casts a shield charm on Ash, Wolverine and Aragon.
Using their new turn-long attribute, the trio head off to hunt down my precious Super-Heroin and Scorching Hot!
Wolverine tries to behead Scorching.
However, he only succeeds in removing his own arm. Don't fret though, he is Wolverine. If he keeps it intact it can be reattached next turn.
Ash fires his Boomstick.
I can safely say he is a lot more successful than Wolverine.
Aragon isn't happy that he has been robbed of a kill.
So, he pretends that Scorching Hot also had the power to survive her head asploding and stabs her anyway.
K-9 goes to do something.
"What are you doing you tin abomination!?" Shouted General Delaware.
"Oh my god! You pee'd on my leg you little!"
But that is not the worst of Delaware's troubles...
Thor'd!
However, Delaware is one tough old man and he is simply knocked onto the floor.
OK, now I just need dilanski, Ogel96 and lrdofbricks to send orders.
Last edited by RJ on Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:14 pm, edited 1 time in total.
dilanski wrote:Have your imaginary balls exploded all over the keypad or something?
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This is really good
Loosing your mind is a side effect to this fourm
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This is really good
Loosing your mind is a side effect to this fourm
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OMG
nice... you what its lacking? a good supply of friggin' URANIUM!!!!!
HEHEHE THEY NEVER WOULD OF SEEN THAT COMIN'!
HEHEHE THEY NEVER WOULD OF SEEN THAT COMIN'!
i think bear grylles is following me through the bushes...OMG IT IS BEAR GRYLLES! HE SAID HIS GONNA EAT ME FOR PROTEIN!
Team Laser Explosion
John Connor's Robo Senses are tingling!
I wonder where its coming from
He rains bullets down on the Robotic Ranger...
...Unsuccessfully... This isn't going to end well...
John Connor looks at his machine gun glumly.
The Robotic Ranger pulls out his Pyro Pistol...
The Robotic Ranger is a cyborg by the way...
John Connor realizes his mistake. "I'm sorry," he said. "I can definitely see that you are a..."
"He's a droid!" Mace Windu and Obi-Wan Kenobi spring into action.
Pyro'd!
The Robotic Ranger's moment of victory was short lived though, as Obi-Wan lobs off his hand.
Mace jumps up for the finisher...
...And gets blasted to death by an unseen shooter!
Oh, it's just that guy...
The Bat-Trio head in for the Bat-Missed Bat-Finisher...
...And Bat-Throw their Bat-arangs!
Bat-However, only Bat-Two Bat-arangs Bat-Hit their Bat-Target!
Bat-Man isn't so Bat-Lucky...
The Doctor does a lot of running.
And tries to open the Mysterious Gate.
He isn't so successful...
But then it hits him!
The lock is actually the head of a Squeamish Troll - the same species that fade to dust at contact with human blood!
...And that sacrificial basin looks mighty strange by itself...
Hey! Where's Italian weird penis?
Oh, there he is!
Italian weird penis silences Silencer.
Despite the actions of this Turn, The Robotic Ranger is highly damaged, just look at that limp!
Ogel96, you have lost 3 Heroes in the first turn, I'd be a little more cautious if I were you...
John Connor's Robo Senses are tingling!
I wonder where its coming from
He rains bullets down on the Robotic Ranger...
...Unsuccessfully... This isn't going to end well...
John Connor looks at his machine gun glumly.
The Robotic Ranger pulls out his Pyro Pistol...
The Robotic Ranger is a cyborg by the way...
John Connor realizes his mistake. "I'm sorry," he said. "I can definitely see that you are a..."
"He's a droid!" Mace Windu and Obi-Wan Kenobi spring into action.
Pyro'd!
The Robotic Ranger's moment of victory was short lived though, as Obi-Wan lobs off his hand.
Mace jumps up for the finisher...
...And gets blasted to death by an unseen shooter!
Oh, it's just that guy...
The Bat-Trio head in for the Bat-Missed Bat-Finisher...
...And Bat-Throw their Bat-arangs!
Bat-However, only Bat-Two Bat-arangs Bat-Hit their Bat-Target!
Bat-Man isn't so Bat-Lucky...
The Doctor does a lot of running.
And tries to open the Mysterious Gate.
He isn't so successful...
But then it hits him!
The lock is actually the head of a Squeamish Troll - the same species that fade to dust at contact with human blood!
...And that sacrificial basin looks mighty strange by itself...
Hey! Where's Italian weird penis?
Oh, there he is!
Italian weird penis silences Silencer.
Despite the actions of this Turn, The Robotic Ranger is highly damaged, just look at that limp!
Ogel96, you have lost 3 Heroes in the first turn, I'd be a little more cautious if I were you...
dilanski wrote:Have your imaginary balls exploded all over the keypad or something?
The Iron Centurions
Superman and Ironman look each other in the eye.
Off goes Ironman!
Off goes Superman!
The rest of them trundle on to face teh turkish terrors.
But wait! The Mask is unarmed!
Meh, I suppose a stick of dynamite counts as a weapon...
But isn't it meant to be lit immediately before you throw it?
Oh... I guess he rolled a 1.
There was a bloody explosion at this point but it seems to have disappeared. Anyway, Rorschach and the LCPD were knocked down by the explosion, but not out.
For those mad or power hungry enough, The Mask is equipable, however you might need to scrape the head out first.
Meanwhile, far above...
Superman uses his hard-to-do-without-CGI-laser-eye-beams.
Deadpool is blasted, but since he has Wolverine's ability to regenerate, he is still alive
That obviously frikkin' hurt.
Ironman decides that he wants to blow up the ancient meteorite site for some strange reason.
Unfortunately, the power needed for the explosion wanted is too much for Ironman and he Critical Fails...
Ironman rains from the sky...
So much for the Iron Centurions... And in the mute words of Custom Lego Superman, *Facepalm*
Superman and Ironman look each other in the eye.
Off goes Ironman!
Off goes Superman!
The rest of them trundle on to face teh turkish terrors.
But wait! The Mask is unarmed!
Meh, I suppose a stick of dynamite counts as a weapon...
But isn't it meant to be lit immediately before you throw it?
Oh... I guess he rolled a 1.
There was a bloody explosion at this point but it seems to have disappeared. Anyway, Rorschach and the LCPD were knocked down by the explosion, but not out.
For those mad or power hungry enough, The Mask is equipable, however you might need to scrape the head out first.
Meanwhile, far above...
Superman uses his hard-to-do-without-CGI-laser-eye-beams.
Deadpool is blasted, but since he has Wolverine's ability to regenerate, he is still alive
That obviously frikkin' hurt.
Ironman decides that he wants to blow up the ancient meteorite site for some strange reason.
Unfortunately, the power needed for the explosion wanted is too much for Ironman and he Critical Fails...
Ironman rains from the sky...
So much for the Iron Centurions... And in the mute words of Custom Lego Superman, *Facepalm*
dilanski wrote:Have your imaginary balls exploded all over the keypad or something?
Well, I bet I can mention one for all of the failures so far.
Iron Man - Crashed into a wall and destroyed his best automobiles.
Hellboy - Got drunk during a supervillain encounter
Ghost Rider - Made a deal with the devil
Wolverine - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Mace Windu - Got thrown out of a window
John Connor - Terminator: Salvation
and the Mask, well, I haven't seen that film.
Iron Man - Crashed into a wall and destroyed his best automobiles.
Hellboy - Got drunk during a supervillain encounter
Ghost Rider - Made a deal with the devil
Wolverine - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Mace Windu - Got thrown out of a window
John Connor - Terminator: Salvation
and the Mask, well, I haven't seen that film.
dilanski wrote:Have your imaginary balls exploded all over the keypad or something?
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